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(Metronews.ca)   "We strongly suggest for people not to take the matter into their own hands," said police, after man caught masturbating in McDonald's parking lot   (metronews.ca) divider line 34
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2013-06-13 11:59:18 PM
I'll bet he gets off with a stiff fine.
 
2013-06-14 12:42:57 AM

Mentat: I'll bet he gets off with a stiff fine.


I'll get the lights...
 
2013-06-14 01:18:45 AM
That explains the special sauce.
 
2013-06-14 01:46:42 AM
How tacky. I prefer to masturbate in the lots of classier places. Like Red Lobster.
 
2013-06-14 03:23:11 AM
Why not? One kick to that dick and he'll never masturbate again. Just hit him hard enough to hear the satisfying crunch.
 
2013-06-14 04:12:46 AM
The KidsPlace playroom was locked. What's the alternative?
 
2013-06-14 04:16:54 AM

hardinparamedic: Why not? One kick to that dick and he'll never masturbate again. Just hit him hard enough to hear the satisfying crunch.


Ain't no cast for that kinda broken bone.
 
2013-06-14 04:28:54 AM

fusillade762: How tacky. I prefer to masturbate in the lots of classier places. Like Red Lobster.


So what about when I jerk it in the Applebee's parking lot?

TGIFriday's?

Cracker Barrel?
 
2013-06-14 04:30:26 AM
I wonder which 'matter' he was referring to
 
2013-06-14 04:32:21 AM
now that I am in my mid 30's, it is interesting to think of the different places that I have, or have at least thought about, masturbating.
 
2013-06-14 04:33:48 AM
Why the fark would I want to stop and take detailed notes about a guy jacking it in public?  Dear diary, today I saw a homeless dude's earthworm spitting.  Made my whole day.
 
2013-06-14 04:38:49 AM
I caught a guy jerking it in the hot tub at a Hilton the other day.
 
2013-06-14 04:40:35 AM

EmmaLou: I caught a guy jerking it in the hot tub at a Hilton the other day.


By "at a Hilton" do you mean in one of their fine hotels, or in the direction of Paris Hilton?
 
2013-06-14 05:09:20 AM
Limp sausage biscuit?
 
2013-06-14 05:22:12 AM
Maybe he's a chubby-chaser and was aroused by a pair of overweight women named Patricia?

Two obese Patti's...
 
2013-06-14 06:37:49 AM
Gee Officer Krupke we're down on our knees . . .
 
2013-06-14 06:47:49 AM

PizzaJedi81: fusillade762: How tacky. I prefer to masturbate in the lots of classier places. Like Red Lobster.

So what about when I jerk it in the Applebee's parking lot?

TGIFriday's?

Cracker Barrel?


I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know
 
2013-06-14 07:25:44 AM
No sense in wasting a good set of greasy hands...
 
2013-06-14 07:51:58 AM
I actually live
Theres a strip club next door.
 
2013-06-14 07:52:33 AM
*live down the road
 
2013-06-14 07:59:13 AM

EmmaLou: I caught a guy jerking it in the hot tub at a Hilton the other day.


Did you let him go after he finished, or did you keep him for the night?
 
2013-06-14 07:59:22 AM
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I how he would get aroused.
 
2013-06-14 08:08:05 AM
He should have headed to the Burger King bathroom
 
2013-06-14 08:18:22 AM

Fano: He should have headed to the Burger King bathroom


Hey fat girl.

/yeah.
//I called you fat.
 
2013-06-14 08:20:06 AM
Are you sure he wasn't a food critic?
 
2013-06-14 08:40:51 AM
LordOfThePings:
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I how he would get aroused.

Oh yeah . . . . . any way you want it, baby. You naughty, NAUGHTY clown!
 
2013-06-14 08:54:05 AM
Special sauce doesn't dispense itself, you know.
 
2013-06-14 11:13:18 AM

LordOfThePings: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 640x429]

I how he would get aroused.


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2013-06-14 12:03:13 PM
I reckon it's easier to find a place to off yourself when you live in the boondocks ... many a memory of that waterfall on the crick in the mornin' sunrise with birdsong in the air
 
2013-06-14 12:04:25 PM
I'm lovin it.
 
2013-06-14 12:10:27 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started doing that, that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've masturbated in a lot of McDonalds parking lots, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
 
2013-06-14 12:27:17 PM

The water was cold: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started doing that, that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've masturbated in a lot of McDonalds parking lots, and I tell you, people do that all the time.


Bucky Katt: That explains the special sauce.

 
2013-06-14 01:41:51 PM
Yes, always toss this one to the cops. They are trained to handle it.
 
2013-06-14 01:50:08 PM
Doin' the Shamrock Shake...
 
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