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2013-06-14 06:08:04 AM
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TomD9938: At least she died with a nice ass.


I'm picturing her lying in her coffin, and not being able to lie flat. She'll have to be cremated or positioned face-down.

/it's early
//no coffee yet.
2013-06-14 01:15:05 AM
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/This is CBS: We've got Dick Assmania!
2013-06-14 12:59:31 AM
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2013-06-14 10:53:10 AM
1 votes:
They're so vain, they probably thought this thread was about them
2013-06-14 08:59:52 AM
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Sass-O-Rev: TomD9938: At least she died with a nice ass.

I'm picturing her lying in her coffin, and not being able to lie flat. She'll have to be cremated or positioned face-down.
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I'd never have thought of that. Now I have the image in my head of a corpse with the pelvis up too high to get the coffin lid down.

For that matter, imagine never being able to sleep on one's back. How do those people with naturally gargantuan arses do it? Lots and lots of pillows? A hole in the mattress like the one for your face on a massage table?
2013-06-14 02:48:01 AM
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CWeinerWV: God-is-a-Taco: It really is quite remarkable at how much latinos and blacks love their giant butts and how much whites and Asians don't really care for them.
There's a fairly strong consensus on breasts, but butts seem more complicated.

Best part of dating a non-Caucasian man.  My theory is it's really just white guys that want girls that look per-pubescent (sorry I know that's annoying to hear-all the time, although I'm in good shape (low normal BMI) so I think it carries more weight (no pun intended) than when larger women say it)).  Just feel more appreciated for having curves, but I wanted to get in better shape just for me.

/too many parenthesis
//just do some damn squats and lunges for Christ's sake


Speaking as a white guy(irish & german), I happen to like curves.  The brothas and latin friends of mine like the skinny women.  Black, white, yellow, or pink with polka dots, they like the skinny girls.  Put some weight on and come my way.  Not so much as the roll in flour type, but the curvy women.   No butt implants, though.  Sickening.  Like that dumbass arm/bicep stuff, synth-muscle, or whatever.  Dumb, painful, and dangerous.

Looking at netflicks, I see a show from long ago about a teenage witch.  While she was portrayed as a teenager, the lead actress was over 18, so I have a simile to make, without grossing myself out or summoning pedobear: You can keep the skinny girl-like character and her older skinny aunt(witch #1).  I'll happily take the pleasantly proportioned aunt #2(who was always making jokes about her weight "problem").

/best part of dating a black woman is that when she asks you if her butt looks big, the correct response is to grab said body part and whisper, "Yessssss" in her ear.
//same thing goes for hispanic women.
///they may be embarrassed, but they also know that for all intents and purposes, you find them attractive, which is a major part of their self worth.
2013-06-14 02:47:37 AM
1 votes:

CWeinerWV: God-is-a-Taco: It really is quite remarkable at how much latinos and blacks love their giant butts and how much whites and Asians don't really care for them.
There's a fairly strong consensus on breasts, but butts seem more complicated.

Best part of dating a non-Caucasian man.  My theory is it's really just white guys that want girls that look per-pubescent (sorry I know that's annoying to hear-all the time, although I'm in good shape (low normal BMI) so I think it carries more weight (no pun intended) than when larger women say it)).  Just feel more appreciated for having curves, but I wanted to get in better shape just for me.

/too many parenthesis
//just do some damn squats and lunges for Christ's sake


Not having a disproportionately fat ass does not qualify as "pre-pubescent."
2013-06-14 01:50:18 AM
1 votes:

Yogimus: They are known as "The Blacks"


www.hp-lexicon.org

/I can never forgive what they did to Sirius
2013-06-14 01:11:19 AM
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2013-06-14 01:08:10 AM
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JesusJuice: Gyrfalcon: OK, that woman is beautiful.

Why in the hell did she need butt implants?

Because she is dumb.  On the plus side, she won't have children.


She already had some. The stupid gene has been passed.
2013-06-14 01:07:47 AM
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2013-06-14 12:58:32 AM
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FATALITY!
2013-06-14 12:12:58 AM
1 votes:
In God's name, never take butt injections in Miami.
 
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