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(Daily Mail)   Another butt doctor goes bad after planting something vile in a woman's butt. I know, sounds kinky.. butt it's not   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 66
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2013-06-14 08:30:31 AM
Krist.  I'm no where near having a great body, hell I'm not even in the same hemisphere of a better than average body, but no.  No one is injecting anything into, or sucking anything out of my body to enhance anything.  Ever.  The lumpy parts and the flat parts will just be there, and I'm ok with that.

Stupid woman.

It's sad a person died, but that makes her no less stupid/vain.
 
2013-06-14 08:59:52 AM

Sass-O-Rev: TomD9938: At least she died with a nice ass.

I'm picturing her lying in her coffin, and not being able to lie flat. She'll have to be cremated or positioned face-down.
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I'd never have thought of that. Now I have the image in my head of a corpse with the pelvis up too high to get the coffin lid down.

For that matter, imagine never being able to sleep on one's back. How do those people with naturally gargantuan arses do it? Lots and lots of pillows? A hole in the mattress like the one for your face on a massage table?
 
2013-06-14 09:27:15 AM
I like when fat chicks try to make you believe that skinny chicks are ugly.
 
2013-06-14 09:43:55 AM
BULLETIN TO GIRLS ACROSS THE GLOBE


Injecting stuff into your lips to make the fat is not attractive.

Injecting stuff into your bottom to make it plump and round is not attractive.

Stop doing this stuff.  STOP IT!!!


/this girl and Meg Ryan come to mind without a quick GIS
 
2013-06-14 09:55:19 AM

Nidiot: Sass-O-Rev: TomD9938: At least she died with a nice ass.

I'm picturing her lying in her coffin, and not being able to lie flat. She'll have to be cremated or positioned face-down.
.

I'd never have thought of that. Now I have the image in my head of a corpse with the pelvis up too high to get the coffin lid down.

For that matter, imagine never being able to sleep on one's back. How do those people with naturally gargantuan arses do it? Lots and lots of pillows? A hole in the mattress like the one for your face on a massage table?


Big booty ho here. We sleep on our sides (boobs are too big to sleep on our fronts).
 
2013-06-14 10:53:10 AM
They're so vain, they probably thought this thread was about them
 
2013-06-14 11:34:27 AM
I'd +1 you submitter but you failed at the ellipsis ... who the hell fails an ellipsis?
 
2013-06-14 11:45:46 AM

Keroleen80: Nidiot: Sass-O-Rev: TomD9938: At least she died with a nice ass.

I'm picturing her lying in her coffin, and not being able to lie flat. She'll have to be cremated or positioned face-down.
.

I'd never have thought of that. Now I have the image in my head of a corpse with the pelvis up too high to get the coffin lid down.

For that matter, imagine never being able to sleep on one's back. How do those people with naturally gargantuan arses do it? Lots and lots of pillows? A hole in the mattress like the one for your face on a massage table?

Big booty ho here. We sleep on our sides (boobs are too big to sleep on our fronts).


Well your inbox is about to get flooded...
 
2013-06-14 01:58:49 PM

AirForceVet: In God's name, never take butt injections in Miami.


You've just ruined my Friday night, dammit.
 
2013-06-14 02:02:40 PM
I'll just leave this here, you know, as eye-bleach for some of you.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-14 02:08:43 PM

Trance354: CWeinerWV: God-is-a-Taco: It really is quite remarkable at how much latinos and blacks love their giant butts and how much whites and Asians don't really care for them.
There's a fairly strong consensus on breasts, but butts seem more complicated.

Best part of dating a non-Caucasian man.  My theory is it's really just white guys that want girls that look per-pubescent (sorry I know that's annoying to hear-all the time, although I'm in good shape (low normal BMI) so I think it carries more weight (no pun intended) than when larger women say it)).  Just feel more appreciated for having curves, but I wanted to get in better shape just for me.

/too many parenthesis
//just do some damn squats and lunges for Christ's sake

Speaking as a white guy(irish & german), I happen to like curves.  The brothas and latin friends of mine like the skinny women.  Black, white, yellow, or pink with polka dots, they like the skinny girls.  Put some weight on and come my way.  Not so much as the roll in flour type, but the curvy women.   No butt implants, though.  Sickening.  Like that dumbass arm/bicep stuff, synth-muscle, or whatever.  Dumb, painful, and dangerous.

Looking at netflicks, I see a show from long ago about a teenage witch.  While she was portrayed as a teenager, the lead actress was over 18, so I have a simile to make, without grossing myself out or summoning pedobear: You can keep the skinny girl-like character and her older skinny aunt(witch #1).  I'll happily take the pleasantly proportioned aunt #2(who was always making jokes about her weight "problem").

/best part of dating a black woman is that when she asks you if her butt looks big, the correct response is to grab said body part and whisper, "Yessssss" in her ear.
//same thing goes for hispanic women.
///they may be embarrassed, but they also know that for all intents and purposes, you find them attractive, which is a major part of their self worth.


I'm a white girl with curves and I think I love you...
 
2013-06-14 02:50:09 PM
I've always hated the Asinine tag.  This post is the one exception.
 
2013-06-14 03:56:54 PM
Don't any of these people worry that after an injection if they fall off a bar stool on their ass they'll look like Mr. Creosote?
 
2013-06-14 04:16:04 PM

blueeyedjess: Trance354: CWeinerWV: God-is-a-Taco: 

I'm a white girl with curves and I think I love you ...


You're a white girl with curves and I think I love you.

/cannot be sure without supporting evidence of said curves
//everytime the whooty goes by, my mind's all like daaaamn.jpg
 
2013-06-14 05:03:30 PM

CWeinerWV: My theory is it's really just white guys that want girls that look per-pubescent (sorry I know that's annoying to hear-all the time, although I'm in good shape (low normal BMI) so I think it carries more weight (no pun intended) than when larger women say it)).


Prepubescent? You're one of those "fat acceptance" people, aren't you?
Sorry, but there's nothing womanly about obesity.
 
2013-06-14 06:44:45 PM

serial arseonist: blueeyedjess: Trance354: CWeinerWV: God-is-a-Taco: 

I'm a white girl with curves and I think I love you ...

You're a white girl with curves and I think I love you.

/cannot be sure without supporting evidence of said curves
//everytime the whooty goes by, my mind's all like daaaamn.jpg


Could you two get a room or something?
 
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