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(Daily Mail)   Another butt doctor goes bad after planting something vile in a woman's butt. I know, sounds kinky.. butt it's not   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 66
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2013-06-14 12:12:58 AM
In God's name, never take butt injections in Miami.
 
2013-06-14 12:48:16 AM

AirForceVet: In God's name, never take butt injections in Miami.


Or ANYWHERE. Are there really people who find this attractive??

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-06-14 12:52:26 AM
crikey, women, i'll give YOU $5 to insert something in your butt

and you'll like it too!

maybe not the first time so much. but after that....
 
2013-06-14 12:53:45 AM
O_o

Gross.
 
2013-06-14 12:58:32 AM
cache.daylife.com

FATALITY!
 
2013-06-14 12:59:07 AM
OK, that woman is beautiful.

Why in the hell did she need butt implants?
 
2013-06-14 12:59:31 AM
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-06-14 01:00:14 AM
must...resist...urge...to...GIS

...shiat.
 
2013-06-14 01:01:36 AM
Please stop trying to "enhance" your asses!

All you're doing is buying yourselves a world of hurt, either immediately (in the case of botched operations) or later (in the case of aged women dealing with the side effects of failed implants or injections.) Try to imagine what you'll be like at 60, with a huge fake ass, trying to have your 30+ year old implants (or, worse, the congealed whatever some side-alley slimeball injected into you) removed.
Breast enhancements are, surgically speaking, easier to manage - no major muscles are involved, and that area typically doesn't take your entire body weight (or more) on a regular basis. Buttock enhancements are, bluntly, stupid.
 
2013-06-14 01:02:16 AM

Gyrfalcon: OK, that woman is beautiful.

Why in the hell did she need butt implants?


Because some rapper told her she'd be more attractive with dat ass. That's it.
 
2013-06-14 01:02:26 AM

fusillade762: AirForceVet: In God's name, never take butt injections in Miami.

Or ANYWHERE. Are there really people who find this attractive??

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


Kayne
 
2013-06-14 01:02:38 AM

fusillade762: AirForceVet: In God's name, never take butt injections in Miami.

Or ANYWHERE. Are there really people who find this attractive??

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


Yes. They are known as "The Blacks"
 
2013-06-14 01:03:45 AM
 
2013-06-14 01:05:12 AM

fusillade762: AirForceVet: In God's name, never take butt injections in Miami.

Or ANYWHERE. Are there really people who find this attractive??

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


I bet her bare as looks like oatmeal left out overnight.
 
2013-06-14 01:05:47 AM
*ass
 
2013-06-14 01:05:47 AM

Gyrfalcon: OK, that woman is beautiful.

Why in the hell did she need butt implants?


...to keep the last 6 inches outside?
 
2013-06-14 01:06:22 AM
I love how all the British commenters go on about how "beautiful" she was...

/British hot
//studman69
 
2013-06-14 01:06:58 AM

Gyrfalcon: OK, that woman is beautiful.

Why in the hell did she need butt implants?


Because she is dumb.  On the plus side, she won't have children.
 
2013-06-14 01:07:47 AM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-14 01:08:10 AM

JesusJuice: Gyrfalcon: OK, that woman is beautiful.

Why in the hell did she need butt implants?

Because she is dumb.  On the plus side, she won't have children.


She already had some. The stupid gene has been passed.
 
2013-06-14 01:09:32 AM
Why is Nip/Tuck off the air?
 
2013-06-14 01:10:42 AM
At least she died with a nice ass.
 
2013-06-14 01:11:19 AM
 
2013-06-14 01:12:17 AM

TomD9938: At least she died with a nice ass.


Great. An eulogy by Cat.
 
2013-06-14 01:13:29 AM

AirForceVet: In God's name, never take butt injections in Miami.


Well, that's why God created San Francisco. They're more accepting of butt injections there.
 
2013-06-14 01:15:05 AM
i2.ytimg.com
1.bp.blogspot.com

/This is CBS: We've got Dick Assmania!
 
2013-06-14 01:25:02 AM
She was from Venezuela.
 
2013-06-14 01:25:08 AM
If you go get plastic surgery from a questionable place, don't you kind if deserve it? Also, butt injections...seriously. She should have fed Her children instead--I'm sure she has around 10.
 
2013-06-14 01:27:51 AM

ElLoco: JesusJuice: Gyrfalcon: OK, that woman is beautiful.

Why in the hell did she need butt implants?

Because she is dumb.  On the plus side, she won't have children.

She already had some. The stupid gene has been passed.


Damn... well, hopefully the trauma of losing their mother will cause her kids to indulge in high-risk lifestyles and die young.
 
2013-06-14 01:32:46 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-14 01:44:57 AM
It really is quite remarkable at how much latinos and blacks love their giant butts and how much whites and Asians don't really care for them.
There's a fairly strong consensus on breasts, but butts seem more complicated.
 
2013-06-14 01:50:18 AM

Yogimus: They are known as "The Blacks"


www.hp-lexicon.org

/I can never forgive what they did to Sirius
 
2013-06-14 01:51:00 AM
Ah yes...vanity.
 
2013-06-14 01:57:12 AM
if you like hispanic women, like I do, then this woman iswas very attractive, and adding an extra couple of inches to her rear iswas a horrible idea.  WOMEN!!! 90% of normal guys do NOT like that shiat.  Don't do it!!

/likes the sistas, too
 
2013-06-14 02:18:35 AM

God-is-a-Taco: It really is quite remarkable at how much latinos and blacks love their giant butts and how much whites and Asians don't really care for them.
There's a fairly strong consensus on breasts, but butts seem more complicated.


Best part of dating a non-Caucasian man.  My theory is it's really just white guys that want girls that look per-pubescent (sorry I know that's annoying to hear-all the time, although I'm in good shape (low normal BMI) so I think it carries more weight (no pun intended) than when larger women say it)).  Just feel more appreciated for having curves, but I wanted to get in better shape just for me.

/too many parenthesis
//just do some damn squats and lunges for Christ's sake
 
2013-06-14 02:47:37 AM

CWeinerWV: God-is-a-Taco: It really is quite remarkable at how much latinos and blacks love their giant butts and how much whites and Asians don't really care for them.
There's a fairly strong consensus on breasts, but butts seem more complicated.

Best part of dating a non-Caucasian man.  My theory is it's really just white guys that want girls that look per-pubescent (sorry I know that's annoying to hear-all the time, although I'm in good shape (low normal BMI) so I think it carries more weight (no pun intended) than when larger women say it)).  Just feel more appreciated for having curves, but I wanted to get in better shape just for me.

/too many parenthesis
//just do some damn squats and lunges for Christ's sake


Not having a disproportionately fat ass does not qualify as "pre-pubescent."
 
2013-06-14 02:48:01 AM

CWeinerWV: God-is-a-Taco: It really is quite remarkable at how much latinos and blacks love their giant butts and how much whites and Asians don't really care for them.
There's a fairly strong consensus on breasts, but butts seem more complicated.

Best part of dating a non-Caucasian man.  My theory is it's really just white guys that want girls that look per-pubescent (sorry I know that's annoying to hear-all the time, although I'm in good shape (low normal BMI) so I think it carries more weight (no pun intended) than when larger women say it)).  Just feel more appreciated for having curves, but I wanted to get in better shape just for me.

/too many parenthesis
//just do some damn squats and lunges for Christ's sake


Speaking as a white guy(irish & german), I happen to like curves.  The brothas and latin friends of mine like the skinny women.  Black, white, yellow, or pink with polka dots, they like the skinny girls.  Put some weight on and come my way.  Not so much as the roll in flour type, but the curvy women.   No butt implants, though.  Sickening.  Like that dumbass arm/bicep stuff, synth-muscle, or whatever.  Dumb, painful, and dangerous.

Looking at netflicks, I see a show from long ago about a teenage witch.  While she was portrayed as a teenager, the lead actress was over 18, so I have a simile to make, without grossing myself out or summoning pedobear: You can keep the skinny girl-like character and her older skinny aunt(witch #1).  I'll happily take the pleasantly proportioned aunt #2(who was always making jokes about her weight "problem").

/best part of dating a black woman is that when she asks you if her butt looks big, the correct response is to grab said body part and whisper, "Yessssss" in her ear.
//same thing goes for hispanic women.
///they may be embarrassed, but they also know that for all intents and purposes, you find them attractive, which is a major part of their self worth.
 
2013-06-14 02:58:27 AM

Mock26: CWeinerWV: God-is-a-Taco: It really is quite remarkable at how much latinos and blacks love their giant butts and how much whites and Asians don't really care for them.
There's a fairly strong consensus on breasts, but butts seem more complicated.

Best part of dating a non-Caucasian man.  My theory is it's really just white guys that want girls that look per-pubescent (sorry I know that's annoying to hear-all the time, although I'm in good shape (low normal BMI) so I think it carries more weight (no pun intended) than when larger women say it)).  Just feel more appreciated for having curves, but I wanted to get in better shape just for me.

/too many parenthesis
//just do some damn squats and lunges for Christ's sake

Not having a disproportionately fat ass does not qualify as "pre-pubescent."


It's hard to have any sort of ass when you're a size 0 and built straight up and down.  Go to most women's stores and see what they're trying to shove you into.  When you're a size 0-2 and yet get a muffin top from the jeans that are built for no butt or hips, kinda reinforces the idea that you should have a boyish figure.  But right, interpret it any way you want.
 
2013-06-14 03:05:09 AM

Trance354: CWeinerWV: God-is-a-Taco: It really is quite remarkable at how much latinos and blacks love their giant butts and how much whites and Asians don't really care for them.
There's a fairly strong consensus on breasts, but butts seem more complicated.

Best part of dating a non-Caucasian man.  My theory is it's really just white guys that want girls that look per-pubescent (sorry I know that's annoying to hear-all the time, although I'm in good shape (low normal BMI) so I think it carries more weight (no pun intended) than when larger women say it)).  Just feel more appreciated for having curves, but I wanted to get in better shape just for me.

/too many parenthesis
//just do some damn squats and lunges for Christ's sake

Speaking as a white guy(irish & german), I happen to like curves.  The brothas and latin friends of mine like the skinny women.  Black, white, yellow, or pink with polka dots, they like the skinny girls.  Put some weight on and come my way.  Not so much as the roll in flour type, but the curvy women.   No butt implants, though.  Sickening.  Like that dumbass arm/bicep stuff, synth-muscle, or whatever.  Dumb, painful, and dangerous.

Looking at netflicks, I see a show from long ago about a teenage witch.  While she was portrayed as a teenager, the lead actress was over 18, so I have a simile to make, without grossing myself out or summoning pedobear: You can keep the skinny girl-like character and her older skinny aunt(witch #1).  I'll happily take the pleasantly proportioned aunt #2(who was always making jokes about her weight "problem").

/best part of dating a black woman is that when she asks you if her butt looks big, the correct response is to grab said body part and whisper, "Yessssss" in her ear.
//same thing goes for hispanic women.
///they may be embarrassed, but they also know that for all intents and purposes, you find them attractive, which is a major part of their self worth.


Yep, it's awesome to be appreciated for what you have instead of what society expects, especially from white women.  Hate to put it that way but there are cultural differences as you mentioned.  It is hard though to undue the reinforcement that magazines and clothing stores shove down women's throats, but I'm getting there.  I should love my curves, and I do, but it's impossible to find clothes that flatter that body type (which comes in all sizes).  I'm sorry, but not many women look good in skinny jeans.  Most of us just don't have the shape to pull it off.  Yet that's all I find nowadays.  Luckily fads are fads and will be out before you know it.
 
2013-06-14 03:07:01 AM

CWeinerWV: Mock26: CWeinerWV: God-is-a-Taco: It really is quite remarkable at how much latinos and blacks love their giant butts and how much whites and Asians don't really care for them.
There's a fairly strong consensus on breasts, but butts seem more complicated.

Best part of dating a non-Caucasian man.  My theory is it's really just white guys that want girls that look per-pubescent (sorry I know that's annoying to hear-all the time, although I'm in good shape (low normal BMI) so I think it carries more weight (no pun intended) than when larger women say it)).  Just feel more appreciated for having curves, but I wanted to get in better shape just for me.

/too many parenthesis
//just do some damn squats and lunges for Christ's sake

Not having a disproportionately fat ass does not qualify as "pre-pubescent."

It's hard to have any sort of ass when you're a size 0 and built straight up and down.  Go to most women's stores and see what they're trying to shove you into.  When you're a size 0-2 and yet get a muffin top from the jeans that are built for no butt or hips, kinda reinforces the idea that you should have a boyish figure.  But right, interpret it any way you want.


Who said anything about size 0 or even size 0-2?  I know that I certainly did not.  And as for your claim that the small jeans reinforce the idea that you should have a boyish figure, well, women are to blame for that.  The department stores are not trying to cram you into anything.  The shoppers are cramming themselves into them.  They keep buying the small sizes and the manufacturers will keep selling them.  But right, blame men for your problems.
 
2013-06-14 03:12:18 AM
wait, women wear jeans?  I thought it was just those yoga-pant things

/there is nothing wrong with the yoga pants
 
2013-06-14 03:16:10 AM
She should have used fireworks like the previous post about sticking things in your arse.
 
2013-06-14 03:41:43 AM
Don't you think the 'doctor' in question went bad before sticking the wrong stuff in?
 
2013-06-14 04:12:40 AM

Gyrfalcon: OK, that woman is beautiful.

Why in the hell did she need butt implants?



i hope you mean the woman in the article and not the one posted by fusillade762....cuz thats a dude...
 
2013-06-14 05:14:45 AM
why is the Daily Mail 'reporting' on this?
 
2013-06-14 05:49:44 AM

Lady J: why is the Daily Mail 'reporting' on this?


Because they are the freakshow circus owners of the news reporting world?
 
2013-06-14 06:08:04 AM

TomD9938: At least she died with a nice ass.


I'm picturing her lying in her coffin, and not being able to lie flat. She'll have to be cremated or positioned face-down.

/it's early
//no coffee yet.
 
2013-06-14 07:17:09 AM
leaving the world no poorer
some vain idiot dies

seems like natural selection to me
darwin works in mysterious ways
 
2013-06-14 07:40:34 AM
It's really sickening the lengths women will go to in their quest for beauty. All their lives being told theyre pretty is the highest compliment, it's no wonder they feel the need to augment themselves toward some farcical huge ass goal
 
2013-06-14 08:10:45 AM

kortex: If you go get plastic surgery from a questionable place, don't you kind if deserve it? Also, butt injections...seriously. She should have fed Her children instead--I'm sure she has around 10.


Two. She had two.

/guess how I know you're a racist asshole
 
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