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2013-06-13 09:36:30 PM
Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!
 
2013-06-13 09:59:12 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!


Dude, that's why I don't watch trailers.  Avoid the hype.
 
2013-06-13 10:23:15 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!


Has anyone mentioned you just may have anger management issues?
 
2013-06-13 10:24:39 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!


I thought you were just being snarky.

I truly don't have any reason to watch this movie now. They crammed the whole damn plot progression into that 2min+ ad.
 
2013-06-13 10:24:46 PM

2wolves: Has anyone mentioned you just may have anger management issues?


Oh I do, I do.
 
2013-06-13 11:26:21 PM
MATT DAMON!
 
2013-06-14 12:26:00 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: MATT DAMON!


Up yours, Matt Damon!
 
2013-06-14 12:28:45 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!


That's one reason I love Mad Men trailers.

Next Week on Mad Men:
Roger:  Are you ready?
Peggy:  You can't do that!
Pete:  Things are finally looking up!
Megan:  I don't understand!
Don:  *drinks*
 
2013-06-14 12:36:26 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!


Oh these trailer creators always preying on the weakest in society, those who can't hit pause or navigate away.

/eat the rich
 
2013-06-14 12:43:52 AM
that movie has a very PKD feel to it
 
2013-06-14 12:51:44 AM
Thanks trailer!  Now I don't need to see the movie.
 
2013-06-14 12:52:35 AM
Jodie Foster is perfect as a stone cold evil biatch.  I like her.
 
2013-06-14 12:58:22 AM
Oh my god I love Jodie Foster so much. If there was only some way I could let her know how I feel
 
2013-06-14 01:03:58 AM
So in the future we have more poor people?
 
2013-06-14 01:13:00 AM

Mentat: Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!

That's one reason I love Mad Men trailers.

Next Week on Mad Men:
Roger:  Are you ready?
Peggy:  You can't do that!
Pete:  Things are finally looking up!
Megan:  I don't understand!
Don:  *drinks*


I love this remix of the Mad Men trailers.
 
2013-06-14 01:13:24 AM

Dialectic: So in the future we have more poor people?


We are them now. The divide is just not as great.
 
2013-06-14 01:25:40 AM
So, someone actually bought and played Brink and then thought that would make a good movie?  Wonders never cease...
 
2013-06-14 01:26:34 AM

spacemanjones: Oh my god I love Jodie Foster so much. If there was only some way I could let her know how I feel


She doesn't look her normally homely self.
 
2013-06-14 01:27:44 AM

Honest Bender: Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!

Dude, that's why I don't watch trailers.  Avoid the hype.


I learned that after seeing the trailer for What Lies Beneath. Christ, that was like a trailer for 6th Sense that starts with "and he's a ghost."
 
2013-06-14 01:29:28 AM
How can I take Matt Damon seriously, now that I have seen his quivering buttocks in "Behind the Candelabra"?
 
2013-06-14 01:37:57 AM
I loved District 9, but star power aside this looks really generic. :-/

But its original sci-fi, so ill still see it.
 
2013-06-14 01:39:35 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!


Doubtful. You knew that they wouldn't build sets and CGI for Elysium if the main guy wasn't going to get there. That's not the whole movie. He still has to do whatever to not die. And have awesome fight scenes.
 
2013-06-14 01:57:36 AM
Someone should do one of those pirate-global warming charts correlating the increase in movie trailer spoilerage and the degree to which people freak out about spoilers when you try to talk about which characters die in a fantasy novel that came out 13 years ago.
 
2013-06-14 02:03:09 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!



Did we see MATT DAMON punching/shagging JODIE FOSTER?

No.

You'll need to pay to see that shiat!
 
2013-06-14 02:03:36 AM

spacemanjones: Oh my god I love Jodie Foster so much. If there was only some way I could let her know how I feel


Dig up Ronald Reagan and shoot him?
 
2013-06-14 02:04:24 AM

Cyno01: I loved District 9, but star power aside this looks really generic. :-/

But its original sci-fi, so ill still see it.


Not quite as nauseatingly generic as that rock em sock em robots movie that the guy who made Pan's Labyrinth is releasing.  What a pile of shiat.  I almost want to believe he made it just to see how stupid Americans really are.
 
2013-06-14 02:11:18 AM

HotWingAgenda: Cyno01: I loved District 9, but star power aside this looks really generic. :-/

But its original sci-fi, so ill still see it.

Not quite as nauseatingly generic as that rock em sock em robots movie that the guy who made Pan's Labyrinth is releasing.  What a pile of shiat.  I almost want to believe he made it just to see how stupid Americans really are.


You realize Pacific Rim is going to make way more overseas than here? It's Japan's greatest non-Japanese made movie since the Magnificent Seven.
 
2013-06-14 02:13:56 AM
In the year 2154, the very wealthy live on Elysium, a massive high-tech utopian metropolis located in the skies above earth that is free of crime, war, poverty, hunger, and diseases, while everyone else lives on an overpopulated, ruined Earth below.

Sounds like a metaphor for how Hollywood views its place in America: the pinnacle of cultural enlightenment towering above a sea of dirty unwashed masses. Every once in a while they glance down and pity us, hence this movie. I don't need their pity.

And speaking of class warfare, isn't Matt Damon worth like tens of millions of dollars? Why do you need all that money, Matt? Why you gotta be a greedy 1%-er? Are you gonna claim you're morally superior because you gave away a few crumbs of your massive fortune? Why don't you give it all away and come live amongst us little people, you farking hypocrite?

/Watch the Fark liberal socialist brigade get pissed off at this post
 
2013-06-14 02:16:11 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!


Uh, how the hell could seeing that trailer make any difference? There's nothing terribly deep going there. Don't get me wrong, it looks pretty good and I'll definitely see it.
 
2013-06-14 02:25:58 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: In the year 2154, the very wealthy live on Elysium, a massive high-tech utopian metropolis located in the skies above earth that is free of crime, war, poverty, hunger, and diseases, while everyone else lives on an overpopulated, ruined Earth below.

Sounds like a metaphor for how Hollywood views its place in America: the pinnacle of cultural enlightenment towering above a sea of dirty unwashed masses. Every once in a while they glance down and pity us, hence this movie. I don't need their pity.

And speaking of class warfare, isn't Matt Damon worth like tens of millions of dollars? Why do you need all that money, Matt? Why you gotta be a greedy 1%-er? Are you gonna claim you're morally superior because you gave away a few crumbs of your massive fortune? Why don't you give it all away and come live amongst us little people, you farking hypocrite?

/Watch the Fark liberal socialist brigade get pissed off at this post


Or maybe he's an actor in a freaking movie and you are just a jackass? Maybe?
 
2013-06-14 02:39:35 AM
Well, that was a bit more story revealed than before.  The first trailer was a bit wanting.
 
2013-06-14 02:44:46 AM
I'll see this for three reasons.
It's coming from the man that brought us District 9 which is easily one of if not the best scifi films of the last 20 years(personal opinion)
The more original stories that are supported should in theory give movie studios more confidence in putting more of them out.
Sharlto Copley!!!  The more work this man gets the better.  His Murdock in The A-Team was phenomenal.  The fact he's playing a protagonist in this based on the trailer makes it all the better and it should give a nice idea what he has in store for the remake of Old Boy.
 
2013-06-14 02:47:23 AM
Save yourself the $ unless Matt Damon gets your motor running. I saw a screening of it pre-CGI and it wasn't the lack of special effects that had me scratching my head.
 
2013-06-14 02:49:27 AM
That's only the first 45 minutes of the movie. The next 30 minutes deal with the revelation of all technology are offshoot of Prawn tech, all of whom were executed in 2032. The last 20 minutes is the Prawn invasion and Matt Damon trying to Prawnize himself to become a hybrid so he can become an in-betweener to stop the Prawn-Human war. Ironically, the humans ravage the surface of Earth with multiple nuke launches, and in the end, the Human survivors and the peaceful faction of the Prawns live together in squalor on Elysium with their technology and manufacturing capability severely diminished .

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2013-06-14 02:56:39 AM
Still looks good to me. I'll definitely be seeing it. :)
 
2013-06-14 03:03:56 AM

GrenadeOConner: Sharlto Copley... The fact he's playing a protagonist in this based on the trailer makes it all the better


Matt Damon's character is the protagonist.
I believe Sharlto is playing the antagonist.
The guy they send to stop MATT DAMON.
 
2013-06-14 03:37:51 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: In the year 2154, the very wealthy live on Elysium, a massive high-tech utopian metropolis located in the skies above earth that is free of crime, war, poverty, hunger, and diseases, while everyone else lives on an overpopulated, ruined Earth below.

Sounds like a metaphor for how Hollywood views its place in America: the pinnacle of cultural enlightenment towering above a sea of dirty unwashed masses. Every once in a while they glance down and pity us, hence this movie. I don't need their pity.

And speaking of class warfare, isn't Matt Damon worth like tens of millions of dollars? Why do you need all that money, Matt? Why you gotta be a greedy 1%-er? Are you gonna claim you're morally superior because you gave away a few crumbs of your massive fortune? Why don't you give it all away and come live amongst us little people, you farking hypocrite?

/Watch the Fark liberal socialist brigade get pissed off at this post


You wanna see it? All right.

Class warfare is about people in the top 1% who have all the money you'll never see in your life doing everything they can to make the government make their lives easier, even if that comes at the expense of people like you.

Class warfare is cutting food stamps and taxes on big business and the richest amongst us who have had the lowest tax bill in 50 years.

Class warfare is saying letting people die without health insurance because they can't afford it is ok.

Class warfare is saying that people like you and me who work three different jobs hoping to just make it to the next payday aren't worth anything because we don't have the capital to invest in stocks that you already have the inside scoop on because the lobbyists you hired to write the tax code/regulations/red tape are also talking with the former aides of congressmen & senators and have given them (and thus to you) all the inside info they have about the companies and competition you helped them write laws about.

Matt Damon vigorously defends the "common man" like you and me all the time in interviews and various causes he supports through donations and organization of events. He's one of our generation's most strident liberal voices and hasn't ever compromised his principles to make a buck.

Well, except for maybe Stuck on You.

Whatever Matt Damon is doing, Elysium is far from class warfare. Just another good summer movie with an interesting message about what might happen if we let things keep being shiatty and allow morons like you stay blind to the fact that when you say dumb shiat like that you're not fighting in the class war for guys like you and me, you're fighting for the 1%.
 
2013-06-14 03:38:54 AM

mrjared: B.L.Z. Bub: /Watch the Fark liberal socialist brigade get pissed off at this post

Or maybe he's an actor in a freaking movie and you are just a jackass? Maybe?


That's the ticket.
 
2013-06-14 03:46:31 AM

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: B.L.Z. Bub: In the year 2154, the very wealthy live on Elysium, a massive high-tech utopian metropolis located in the skies above earth that is free of crime, war, poverty, hunger, and diseases, while everyone else lives on an overpopulated, ruined Earth below.

Sounds like a metaphor for how Hollywood views its place in America: the pinnacle of cultural enlightenment towering above a sea of dirty unwashed masses. Every once in a while they glance down and pity us, hence this movie. I don't need their pity.

And speaking of class warfare, isn't Matt Damon worth like tens of millions of dollars? Why do you need all that money, Matt? Why you gotta be a greedy 1%-er? Are you gonna claim you're morally superior because you gave away a few crumbs of your massive fortune? Why don't you give it all away and come live amongst us little people, you farking hypocrite?

/Watch the Fark liberal socialist brigade get pissed off at this post

You wanna see it? All right.

Class warfare is about people in the top 1% who have all the money you'll never see in your life doing everything they can to make the government make their lives easier, even if that comes at the expense of people like you.

Class warfare is cutting food stamps and taxes on big business and the richest amongst us who have had the lowest tax bill in 50 years.

Class warfare is saying letting people die without health insurance because they can't afford it is ok.

Class warfare is saying that people like you and me who work three different jobs hoping to just make it to the next payday aren't worth anything because we don't have the capital to invest in stocks that you already have the inside scoop on because the lobbyists you hired to write the tax code/regulations/red tape are also talking with the former aides of congressmen & senators and have given them (and thus to you) all the inside info they have about the companies and competition you helped them write laws about.

Matt Damon vigorously defends the "com ...


Well said, but I thought his post was weak bait.
 
2013-06-14 03:54:00 AM

Alphax: Knight of the Woeful Countenance:


Well said, but I thought his post was weak bait. It was a long walk for a Stuck on You slam I'll give you that, but that movie just isn't referenced enough I think.
 
2013-06-14 04:09:05 AM
What in the hell makes people think a GTR will still be functioning in 150 years?
 
2013-06-14 04:18:51 AM
Whaddyaknow? Jodie Foster makes a damn good Darth Vader!
 
2013-06-14 04:37:53 AM
Sharlto Copley... The fact he's playing a protagonist in this based on the trailer makes it all the betterMatt Damon's character is the protagonist.I believe Sharlto is playing the antagonist.The guy they send to stop MATT DAMON.
You are indeed correct I mistyped
 
2013-06-14 05:54:18 AM
Summer Action Movie #43. Meh. I guess it looks pretty.
 
2013-06-14 06:40:05 AM

Dialectic: So in the future we have more poor people?


The poor shall always be with you.
 
2013-06-14 07:46:54 AM

spacemanjones: Oh my god I love Jodie Foster so much. If there was only some way I could let her know how I feel


Well, you could always take a cue from the character Miggs in Silence of the Lambs.
 
2013-06-14 07:49:50 AM
At first I was reminded of this:

Walter Jon Williams - Hardwired

which would actually turn into a movie pretty easily.

Good lord, the cover of that book is just pure 80s, inn't it?
 
2013-06-14 07:50:34 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Are you gonna claim you're morally superior because you gave away a few crumbs of your massive fortune?


He is morally superior to any republican because he is pushing for policies that would remove the unfair advantages the wealthy have.
 
2013-06-14 07:51:38 AM

mark.jms: At first I was reminded of this:

Walter Jon Williams - Hardwired

which would actually turn into a movie pretty easily.

Good lord, the cover of that book is just pure 80s, inn't it?


Someone liked Dolph Lundgren.
 
2013-06-14 08:03:14 AM

Dialectic: So in the future we have more poor people?


Have you seen the way they breed?
 
2013-06-14 08:07:11 AM
Gotta love America.  People posting online in a ten-dollar movie thread about how poor they are.
 
2013-06-14 08:15:37 AM

mark.jms: At first I was reminded of this:

Walter Jon Williams - Hardwired

which would actually turn into a movie pretty easily.

Good lord, the cover of that book is just pure 80s, inn't it?


Dolph Lundgren should sue for use of his likeness.
 
2013-06-14 08:21:33 AM
Fark: It's OK to be obsessed with hating movies here. You're not alone.
 
2013-06-14 08:22:36 AM

nukeim: What in the hell makes people think a GTR will still be functioning in 150 years?


3D printers.
 
2013-06-14 08:24:50 AM

FLMountainMan: Gotta love America.  People posting online in a ten-dollar movie thread about how poor they are.


Does that make sense to you?  Movies were popular during the Great Depression, too.
 
2013-06-14 08:31:22 AM
It's Battle Angel Alita.
 
2013-06-14 08:37:28 AM

antron: GrenadeOConner: Sharlto Copley... The fact he's playing a protagonist in this based on the trailer makes it all the better

Matt Damon's character is the protagonist.
I believe Sharlto is playing the antagonist.
The guy they send to stop MATT DAMON.


Clearly you have never read the Johnny Lawrence Story
 
2013-06-14 08:56:50 AM

Mentat: Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!

That's one reason I love Mad Men trailers.

Next Week on Mad Men:
Roger:  Are you ready?
Peggy:  You can't do that!
Pete:  Things are finally looking up!
Megan:  I don't understand!
Don:  *drinks*


hahaha, so true, so true.
 
2013-06-14 09:01:13 AM

antron: GrenadeOConner: Sharlto Copley... The fact he's playing a protagonist in this based on the trailer makes it all the better

Matt Damon's character is the protagonist.
I believe Sharlto is playing the antagonist.
The guy they send to stop MATT DAMON.


Activate Kruger.
 
2013-06-14 09:02:55 AM
Popcorn Johnny:  Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!

So farkin' THIS.  Trailers are suppose to wet the appetite.  Watching this one, I feel like I've eaten dinner already.
 
2013-06-14 09:08:57 AM

foo monkey: Dialectic: So in the future we have more poor people?

We are them now. The divide is just not as great.


You have internet, so I'm not quite sure you know what being poor means.
 
2013-06-14 09:13:29 AM

browneye: Trailers are suppose to wetwhet the appetite


I know, it's weird, but it means sharpen.
 
2013-06-14 09:44:13 AM
Long trailers = shiat movie, every time.

Matt Damon sucks, too.
 
2013-06-14 09:51:02 AM
I'm not a big fan of being knocked over the head with allegory in a movie.
 
2013-06-14 09:53:41 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!


... what did you think this movie was going to be about, after seeing the first trailer? Now we know WHY Matt Damon is going up to KHITBASH Jodie Foster, that the society is even more hyper-dystopian than we expected, and that there's an Evil Matt Damon character.

Other than the Evil Matt Damon character, what exactly did this trailer show that gave away the "whole farking movie"?
 
2013-06-14 09:57:33 AM
Fano: Honest Bender: Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!

Dude, that's why I don't watch trailers.  Avoid the hype.

I learned that after seeing the trailer for What Lies Beneath. Christ, that was like a trailer for 6th Sense that starts with "and he's a ghost."


Has it ever occurred to you that some people haven't actually seen/read some things?  Or are you just an asshole?
 
2013-06-14 09:58:57 AM
I predict the political ideology of various media organs will dictate many of the reviews of this film.
 
2013-06-14 10:03:55 AM
Well, not only do I not have to see the movie, but now I need to dig up a copy of Battle Angel somewhere.
 
2013-06-14 10:12:33 AM

ComicBookGuy: Fano: Honest Bender: Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!

Dude, that's why I don't watch trailers.  Avoid the hype.

I learned that after seeing the trailer for What Lies Beneath. Christ, that was like a trailer for 6th Sense that starts with "and he's a ghost."

Has it ever occurred to you that some people haven't actually seen/read some things?  Or are you just an asshole?


I am not just an asshole. I am a REMARKABLE asshole.
 
2013-06-14 10:15:19 AM

Orgasmatron138: I'm not a big fan of being knocked over the head with allegory in a movie.


More or less why I'll wait for disc or digital release on this one
 
2013-06-14 10:15:57 AM
Meh, I'll stick with Metropolis for my dystopian "the rich live in paradise, the poor are disposable" movie.
 
2013-06-14 10:34:34 AM

FLMountainMan: Gotta love America.  People posting online in a ten-dollar movie thread about how poor they are.


Probably drinking cold beer from their refrigerators, too.
 
2013-06-14 10:34:42 AM

spacemanjones: Oh my god I love Jodie Foster so much. If there was only some way I could let her know how I feel


You could try shooting Ronald Reagan's corpse.
 
2013-06-14 10:38:46 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: In the year 2154, the very wealthy live on Elysium, a massive high-tech utopian metropolis located in the skies above earth that is free of crime, war, poverty, hunger, and diseases, while everyone else lives on an overpopulated, ruined Earth below.

Sounds like a metaphor for how Hollywood views its place in America: the pinnacle of cultural enlightenment towering above a sea of dirty unwashed masses. Every once in a while they glance down and pity us, hence this movie. I don't need their pity.

And speaking of class warfare, isn't Matt Damon worth like tens of millions of dollars? Why do you need all that money, Matt? Why you gotta be a greedy 1%-er? Are you gonna claim you're morally superior because you gave away a few crumbs of your massive fortune? Why don't you give it all away and come live amongst us little people, you farking hypocrite?

/Watch the Fark liberal socialist brigade get pissed off at this post


I bet you are a frakking blast at Thanksgiving

BLZ's Mom: Pass the Turkey, please

BLZ: This turkey was based on FEDERAL REGULATION that the LIBERAL SOCIALISTS put into place. MOM, YOU'RE JUST AN AGENT OF THE EVIL LEFT. FW FW FW FW
 
2013-06-14 10:49:47 AM
Original sci-fi has become pretty rare, so I'll go see this.  Even if he hits me over the head like he did District 9.

/skipping the trailer
 
2013-06-14 10:59:26 AM

ComicBookGuy: I predict the political ideology of various media organs will dictate many of the reviews of this film.


Yep.  But really, most good sci-fi movies have a liberal bent.  Conservatism is boring.
 
2013-06-14 11:09:37 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: spacemanjones: Oh my god I love Jodie Foster so much. If there was only some way I could let her know how I feel

You could try shooting Ronald Reagan's corpse.


Be happy to. Now what's this about Jodie Foster?
 
2013-06-14 11:34:10 AM

Tannhauser: Original


???
 
2013-06-14 12:22:16 PM

Orgasmatron138: Tyrone Slothrop: spacemanjones: Oh my god I love Jodie Foster so much. If there was only some way I could let her know how I feel

You could try shooting Ronald Reagan's corpse.

Be happy to. Now what's this about Jodie Foster?


he simply said shooting. There is no "load into" in the sentence.
 
2013-06-14 12:38:36 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: In the year 2154, the very wealthy live on Elysium, a massive high-tech utopian metropolis located in the skies above earth that is free of crime, war, poverty, hunger, and diseases, while everyone else lives on an overpopulated, ruined Earth below.

Sounds like a metaphor for how Hollywood views its place in America: the pinnacle of cultural enlightenment towering above a sea of dirty unwashed masses. Every once in a while they glance down and pity us, hence this movie. I don't need their pity.

And speaking of class warfare, isn't Matt Damon worth like tens of millions of dollars? Why do you need all that money, Matt? Why you gotta be a greedy 1%-er? Are you gonna claim you're morally superior because you gave away a few crumbs of your massive fortune? Why don't you give it all away and come live amongst us little people, you farking hypocrite?

/Watch the Fark liberal socialist brigade get pissed off at this post


Crazy shiat-for-brains Uncle!?!  Is that you?
 
2013-06-14 12:53:03 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: In the year 2154, the very wealthy live on Elysium, a massive high-tech utopian metropolis located in the skies above earth that is free of crime, war, poverty, hunger, and diseases, while everyone else lives on an overpopulated, ruined Earth below.

Sounds like a metaphor for how Hollywood views its place in America: the pinnacle of cultural enlightenment towering above a sea of dirty unwashed masses. Every once in a while they glance down and pity us, hence this movie. I don't need their pity.

And speaking of class warfare, isn't Matt Damon worth like tens of millions of dollars? Why do you need all that money, Matt? Why you gotta be a greedy 1%-er? Are you gonna claim you're morally superior because you gave away a few crumbs of your massive fortune? Why don't you give it all away and come live amongst us little people, you farking hypocrite?

/Watch the Fark liberal socialist brigade get pissed off at this post


Jeez guy, project much?
 
2013-06-14 01:09:51 PM

Night Night Cream Puff: spacemanjones: Oh my god I love Jodie Foster so much. If there was only some way I could let her know how I feel

Well, you could always take a cue from the character Miggs in Silence of the Lambs.


mm, Jodie Foster. I'd have it put the lotion on its skin.
/then I'd give it the hose anyway.
 
2013-06-14 01:24:05 PM

FLMountainMan: ComicBookGuy: I predict the political ideology of various media organs will dictate many of the reviews of this film.

Yep.  But really, most good sci-fi movies have a liberal bent.  Conservatism is boring.


What about Starship Troopers?
 
2013-06-14 01:50:06 PM

jackmalice: It's Battle Angel Alita.


This.
 
2013-06-14 02:57:30 PM

spacemanjones: Oh my god I love Jodie Foster so much. If there was only some way I could let her know how I feel


Go to DC and take a White House tour. Ask if the prez is in and Tell them Jodie sent you.
 
2013-06-14 03:13:02 PM

spacemanjones: Oh my god I love Jodie Foster so much. If there was only some way I could let her know how I feel


Awesome. Get to work on that.
 
2013-06-14 03:43:55 PM
This movie is going to be rad.
 
2013-06-14 05:31:56 PM

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: FLMountainMan: ComicBookGuy: I predict the political ideology of various media organs will dictate many of the reviews of this film.

Yep.  But really, most good sci-fi movies have a liberal bent.  Conservatism is boring.

What about Starship Troopers?

Conservatism is boring

 easy to satirize.
 
2013-06-14 05:42:07 PM
Have we ever seen an orbital depicted in a movie before?


ComicBookGuy: Fano: Honest Bender: Popcorn Johnny: Thanks subby, you just saved me 10 bucks since that goddamn trailer gave away the whole farking movie!!

Dude, that's why I don't watch trailers.  Avoid the hype.

I learned that after seeing the trailer for What Lies Beneath. Christ, that was like a trailer for 6th Sense that starts with "and he's a ghost."

Has it ever occurred to you that some people haven't actually seen/read some things?  Or are you just an asshole?


I think the statute of limitation on that one has passed. If you wait 14 years to see a movie you're kinda inviting spoilers.
 
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