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(West Virginia Record)   If you get drunk, stick fireworks up your butt and fall off your dormitory balcony, don't sue the college. It's really not their fault you're so stupid   (wvrecord.com) divider line 13
    More: Amusing, Louis Helmburg, bottle rockets, Marshall University, causes of action, compensatory damages  
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2013-06-14 01:49:18 AM  
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Mock26: Hey subby, the guy who is suing is not the guy who was firing bottle rockets out of his ass.


It's like six different guys:

Helmburg claimed...

Helburg claimed...

Helmberg is seeking...
2013-06-14 01:29:54 AM  
2 votes:

JuggleGeek: I'm sure Louis Helmburg III is very happy that for the rest of his life, anyone who googles his name will know he sued his university because he was stupid enough to stick fireworks up his butt.


Only if the googler reads Fark posts that get the story entirely wrong.
2013-06-14 01:17:52 AM  
2 votes:
Butt trifecta in (ass) play?
2013-06-14 01:58:41 PM  
1 votes:
If the first idea you get when you're drunk is to shove stuff up your ass, you might have some latent homosexuality issues to deal with.
2013-06-14 12:18:45 PM  
1 votes:
rocket burns ass
sphincter clenches tight
rocket goes no where
repeat
2013-06-14 08:32:12 AM  
1 votes:
What is it with fraternities and ass-shenanigans?
2013-06-14 02:36:59 AM  
1 votes:

doctor wu: Reading the article can be helpful, people.


Don't stop them, they're on a roll.
2013-06-14 01:42:45 AM  
1 votes:
I remember once coming across a picture of a girl with a roman candle in her ass.....

/these people must be a blast at parties
2013-06-14 01:21:38 AM  
1 votes:
files.abovetopsecret.com
2013-06-14 01:19:40 AM  
1 votes:
God damn right it's his fault. Now if it was something like running into a plate glass window then he would have had some leverage.
2013-06-14 01:17:34 AM  
1 votes:
I'm sure Louis Helmburg III is very happy that for the rest of his life, anyone who googles his name will know he sued his university because he was stupid enough to stick fireworks up his butt.
2013-06-14 01:16:18 AM  
1 votes:
This article is sponsored by Johnny Knoxville.
2013-06-14 12:45:36 AM  
1 votes:
attempting to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus at a fraternity party

Oh how did I just know frat boys would be involved? Was there butt chugging involved also? Totally NOT GAY.

And ow!, splinters.
 
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