relaxitsjustme: Big deal. We had to write an essay about what it would be like to stone our own Mother to death after reading The Lottery. It didn't affect me any/eye twitch
numbone: Not so fast. Nothing is sadder than a poorly written suicide note.
theotherles: Respond by writing:"What is the value of this assignment with respect to knowledge of the English Language?"Authorities hate it when their authority is questioned.
Lady Indica: tinfoil-hat maggie: So well this happened. Not that smart but well.We had to write an epitaph for our gravestone in 10th grade I think it was.We had to do that as well, about the same grade. Catholic school for you too? Was a writing assignment in my English Lit. class. Instructor was a former college prof. (married and I think she was trying to have kids, so wanted less stress). She was a Chaucer expert too.Funny how well I still remember some teachers. I thought the assignment sucked though. As a teen it was impossible to consider my own mortality outside of the typical self obsessed teen bullshiat where you just want to die over something lame.I'm sure I have notebook somewhere full of self written emo poetry. My god the horror.
Oldiron_79: If I was to off myself cocaine and viagra overdose while banging 2 or more whores.
Sensei Can You See: bronyaur1: Yeah, that isn't a great idea, but not worthy of GOP Butthurtism over it.Seriously, do the wingnuts need outrage just to exist any more??Uh, it's not a political link and we're not in the Politics tab. Makes me wonder if the butthurt is coming from you.
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