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(Gothamist)   Video of two guys going after the same parking space in NYC. . Nope, no stereotypes about New Yorkers, BMW drivers or Porsche drivers in this video   (gothamist.com) divider line 74
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2013-06-13 06:05:58 PM
Slap fight. What a surprise.
 
2013-06-13 06:10:40 PM
That is one of the most pathetic "fights" I've seen in a very long time.
 
2013-06-13 06:30:36 PM
Once upon time New Yorker's killed each other over a parking space.  Now this.

This City sucks now.  I'm moving to Chicago.
 
2013-06-13 06:35:11 PM
I love the "Come at me bro" "I'm at you bro" moment they had before they both decided to get in their cars.
 
2013-06-13 06:44:04 PM

Ennuipoet: This City sucks now.  I'm moving to Chicago.


Chicago sucks even more.
 
2013-06-13 06:49:28 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Ennuipoet: This City sucks now.  I'm moving to Chicago.

Chicago sucks even more.


Rahm, Quinn
 
2013-06-13 06:56:52 PM
Can someone remind me what the appeal of living in NYC is? Is it the bags of trash?
 
2013-06-13 07:02:34 PM

senioroni: Can someone remind me what the appeal of living in NYC is? Is it the bags of trash?


==========

New York trash is superior to your redneck, flyover trash.
 
2013-06-13 07:06:05 PM

Ennuipoet: Once upon time New Yorker's killed each other over a parking space.  Now this.

This City sucks now.  I'm moving to Chicago.


At least the pizza is better!
 
2013-06-13 07:06:15 PM

Fissile: senioroni: Can someone remind me what the appeal of living in NYC is? Is it the bags of trash?

==========

New York trash is superior to your redneck, flyover trash.


I remember I was 5 yrs.old.We were comin back from the city,I asked 'what mountain is that?'
My older brother laughed his ass off..'Thats the Staten Island dump'
 
2013-06-13 07:08:17 PM
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2013-06-13 07:14:05 PM
Buncha fuggin mooks.
 
2013-06-13 07:19:24 PM
what's the difference between a BMW driver and aporcupine?

On the porcupine the prick's on the outside...
 
2013-06-13 07:20:10 PM
One was a BMW. The other was a Toyota Corolla.
Guess how many NEW YORKERS were in that scene.
 
2013-06-13 07:23:11 PM

rooftop235: One was a BMW. The other was a Toyota Corolla.
Guess how many NEW YORKERS were in that scene.


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The dude laying on the horn was driving a Porsche....he had to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-06-13 07:23:22 PM
The way that guy in the BIMMER laid on the horn makes me want to drive up there from Orlando and kick his ass.
If I was there at the time I would have asked him WTF he was doing, just to get him to stop.

/would rather take a beating in the street than listen to incessantly blowing car horns.
 
2013-06-13 07:25:38 PM
*Sigh* Ok.
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Meh.
Well, at least the pussies weren't in Florida, or they would have shot one another.
Wait... Damn, it would have been better that way.
 
2013-06-13 07:29:51 PM
well, I know one car that's gonna get keyed / lose a mirror...or are they strictly a slash-the-tire type out there in NY?
 
2013-06-13 07:38:07 PM

highendmighty: well, I know one car that's gonna get keyed / lose a mirror...or are they strictly a slash-the-tire type out there in NY?


If this were two women I would agree with you. But in my experience men only resort to doing that type of stuff to other men if they are cowards that are afraid to confront you. Since they two were fighting in the street I doubt that will happen.
 
2013-06-13 07:45:09 PM
I like the spectator lady that told them to "get laid". That was sweet NYC smack.
 
2013-06-13 07:45:59 PM
Oww!  My neck!!
 
2013-06-13 07:51:42 PM
Isn't that the old joke.How do two New Yorkers fight?
C'mere,C'mere..Get da f*ck outta here.

/New Yorker
 
2013-06-13 07:57:15 PM

Ennuipoet: Once upon time New Yorker's killed each other over a parking space.  Now this.

This City sucks now.  I'm moving to Chicago.


put enough mice into a finite space and they turn into rats.
 
2013-06-13 07:58:26 PM

red5ish: I like the spectator lady that told them to "get laid". That was sweet NYC smack.


I know guys who would ask if she is making an offer.  A couple of them wouldn't care what she looks like.
 
2013-06-13 08:14:37 PM

rooftop235: The way that guy in the BIMMER laid on the horn makes me want to drive up there from Orlando and kick his ass.
If I was there at the time I would have asked him WTF he was doing, just to get him to stop.


And he would have said "It's not me, tough guy.  It's the guy in the red Porsche."
 
2013-06-13 08:22:42 PM
they're both still less of a douche than mr can't hold my phone the right way to video something.
 
2013-06-13 08:31:32 PM
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2013-06-13 08:56:12 PM

Ennuipoet: Once upon time New Yorker's killed each other over a parking space.  Now this.

This City sucks now.  I'm moving to Chicago.


So, you will then be able to say you lived in the two cities of the two biggest mayoral douches in human history.
 
2013-06-13 09:09:24 PM

armoredbulldozer: Ennuipoet: Once upon time New Yorker's killed each other over a parking space.  Now this.

This City sucks now.  I'm moving to Chicago.

So, you will then be able to say you lived in the two cities of the two biggest mayoral douches in human history.


who both voted for obama
 
2013-06-13 09:55:26 PM
When the guy in the black SUV pulled back, I was really hoping he was blocking the parking spaces so neither of the douches could have it. That would have been sweet.
 
2013-06-13 09:59:13 PM
Microsoft & Sony are funny.
 
2013-06-13 10:52:33 PM

timujin: That is one of the most pathetic "fights" I've seen in a very long time.


No doubt. I've seen a fight in San Francisco between a guy in a wheelchair with a big stick and a guy with a broken leg on crutches that had way more action than that. And the funny part, no one cared. No one yelled for them to stop. No one took a video. People just walked around them on Market Street while they were wailing on each other.
 
2013-06-13 11:02:00 PM
What's to say that other guy isn't going to come back and key that dudes car?
 
2013-06-13 11:09:27 PM
Come on boys, we came to see a fight, not a dance. Let's go.
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Qel
2013-06-13 11:34:09 PM
I was taking an Astronomy course and weather cancelled the nighttime event, so a tour of the Air and Space Museum was scheduled instead.  I arrived early to find parking, and was lucky enough to find a car leaving a spot near the museum.  The car pulled away and I was about to back in when a black audi pulled right up to my bumper.  I waited a moment, stuck my arm out and waved.  Nothing.  I walked up to the car, said "sorry, I think there's a misunderstanding, I was waiting for this spot".  A man replied "I know."  I said "okay, thanks.  If you could back up so... " 'I don't see it that way" he said.  "Excuse me?" I reply.  "You heard me." he said.  looking very smug. So i walked back to my car, turned around looked at him, then his car.  I pulled away and he parked.  I found a spot a few blocks away, and walked back to museum and I crossed the street, behind his car.  As I towards my professor, I saw the man smoking a cigarette in the shade nearby, laughing as he told the story to his wife.  He looked over, pointed at me and laughed.  I smiled and waved.  My prof asked "Who is that? A friend?" I said "No, that guy stole my parking spot.  So I dragged my house key across the left side of his car and trunk."  My prof started laughing incredulously.
 
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2013-06-14 12:29:03 AM

Qel: I was taking an Astronomy course and weather cancelled the nighttime event, so a tour of the Air and Space Museum was scheduled instead.  I arrived early to find parking, and was lucky enough to find a car leaving a spot near the museum.  The car pulled away and I was about to back in when a black audi pulled right up to my bumper.  I waited a moment, stuck my arm out and waved.  Nothing.  I walked up to the car, said "sorry, I think there's a misunderstanding, I was waiting for this spot".  A man replied "I know."  I said "okay, thanks.  If you could back up so... " 'I don't see it that way" he said.  "Excuse me?" I reply.  "You heard me." he said.  looking very smug. So i walked back to my car, turned around looked at him, then his car.  I pulled away and he parked.  I found a spot a few blocks away, and walked back to museum and I crossed the street, behind his car.  As I towards my professor, I saw the man smoking a cigarette in the shade nearby, laughing as he told the story to his wife.  He looked over, pointed at me and laughed.  I smiled and waved.  My prof asked "Who is that? A friend?" I said "No, that guy stole my parking spot.  So I dragged my house key across the left side of his car and trunk."  My prof started laughing incredulously.


I hope that's a joke. Keying his car because the douche made you get some exercise?  Why do d'bags feel they are entitled to certain things? Not like he murdered your family. Build a bridge and get over it
 
2013-06-14 12:44:29 AM

Qel: I said "No, that guy stole my parking spot. So I dragged my house key across the left side of his car and trunk."


Speaking as a retired insurance agent, I can tell you it's not very wise to confess causing intentional property damage.  Just makes the other guy's lawyers super happy when they find out there's a witness to your crime.
 
2013-06-14 12:59:55 AM

clutchcargo2002: timujin: That is one of the most pathetic "fights" I've seen in a very long time.

No doubt. I've seen a fight in San Francisco between a guy in a wheelchair with a big stick and a guy with a broken leg on crutches that had way more action than that. And the funny part, no one cared. No one yelled for them to stop. No one took a video. People just walked around them on Market Street while they were wailing on each other.


Because on market street two gimps fighting is mild compared to what normally happens.
 
2013-06-14 01:11:01 AM
That was friggin' pathetic. If you're going to fight,

Qel: I was taking an Astronomy course and weather cancelled the nighttime event, so a tour of the Air and Space Museum was scheduled instead.  I arrived early to find parking, and was lucky enough to find a car leaving a spot near the museum.  The car pulled away and I was about to back in when a black audi pulled right up to my bumper.  I waited a moment, stuck my arm out and waved.  Nothing.  I walked up to the car, said "sorry, I think there's a misunderstanding, I was waiting for this spot".  A man replied "I know."  I said "okay, thanks.  If you could back up so... " 'I don't see it that way" he said.  "Excuse me?" I reply.  "You heard me." he said.  looking very smug. So i walked back to my car, turned around looked at him, then his car.  I pulled away and he parked.  I found a spot a few blocks away, and walked back to museum and I crossed the street, behind his car.  As I towards my professor, I saw the man smoking a cigarette in the shade nearby, laughing as he told the story to his wife.  He looked over, pointed at me and laughed.  I smiled and waved.  My prof asked "Who is that? A friend?" I said "No, that guy stole my parking spot.  So I dragged my house key across the left side of his car and trunk."  My prof started laughing incredulously.


I'm going to quote this as "A Tale of Two Twatwaffles" - it'll make a lovely short story about how adults shouldn't act. .
 
2013-06-14 01:45:38 AM

Qel: I was taking an Astronomy course and weather cancelled the nighttime event, so a tour of the Air and Space Museum was scheduled instead.  I arrived early to find parking, and was lucky enough to find a car leaving a spot near the museum.  The car pulled away and I was about to back in when a black audi pulled right up to my bumper.  I waited a moment, stuck my arm out and waved.  Nothing.  I walked up to the car, said "sorry, I think there's a misunderstanding, I was waiting for this spot".  A man replied "I know."  I said "okay, thanks.  If you could back up so... " 'I don't see it that way" he said.  "Excuse me?" I reply.  "You heard me." he said.  looking very smug. So i walked back to my car, turned around looked at him, then his car.  I pulled away and he parked.  I found a spot a few blocks away, and walked back to museum and I crossed the street, behind his car.  As I towards my professor, I saw the man smoking a cigarette in the shade nearby, laughing as he told the story to his wife.  He looked over, pointed at me and laughed.  I smiled and waved.  My prof asked "Who is that? A friend?" I said "No, that guy stole my parking spot.  So I dragged my house key across the left side of his car and trunk."  My prof started laughing incredulously.


You come across as pretentious

My prof started laughing incredulously.

//Shut the f*ck up
 
2013-06-14 03:12:51 AM
They should have been armed. They could have killed each other and a few innocents And then the cops could have showed up and killed a few more.


Give gun nuts something to masturbate over.
 
2013-06-14 06:44:37 AM

armoredbulldozer: Ennuipoet: Once upon time New Yorker's killed each other over a parking space.  Now this.

This City sucks now.  I'm moving to Chicago.

So, you will then be able to say you lived in the two cities of the two biggest mayoral douches in human history.


Two of the biggest, but certainly not the two biggest...

www.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-06-14 07:00:00 AM
we've hit a new low in video quality.  Starting out as vertical video, then switching to widescreen so that youtube assumes widescreen so we end up starting as sideways vertical video?
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2013-06-14 07:12:40 AM
looks like we've got a couple of street fighters

surprised they weren't also going "oooooooooooh hyeaaaaaaaaaah!" and "praying mantis!"
 
2013-06-14 07:59:24 AM
A fight over a parking spot in NY?
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Ya don't say
 
2013-06-14 08:09:20 AM
Article mentions "horizontal" *closes browser*.

Stupid, stupid thing to mention.
 
2013-06-14 08:22:02 AM

Qel: I was taking an Astronomy course and weather cancelled the nighttime event, so a tour of the Air and Space Museum was scheduled instead.  I arrived early to find parking, and was lucky enough to find a car leaving a spot near the museum.  The car pulled away and I was about to back in when a black audi pulled right up to my bumper.  I waited a moment, stuck my arm out and waved.  Nothing.  I walked up to the car, said "sorry, I think there's a misunderstanding, I was waiting for this spot".  A man replied "I know."  I said "okay, thanks.  If you could back up so... " 'I don't see it that way" he said.  "Excuse me?" I reply.  "You heard me." he said.  looking very smug. So i walked back to my car, turned around looked at him, then his car.  I pulled away and he parked.  I found a spot a few blocks away, and walked back to museum and I crossed the street, behind his car.  As I towards my professor, I saw the man smoking a cigarette in the shade nearby, laughing as he told the story to his wife.  He looked over, pointed at me and laughed.  I smiled and waved.  My prof asked "Who is that? A friend?" I said "No, that guy stole my parking spot.  So I dragged my house key across the left side of his car and trunk."  My prof started laughing incredulously.


====================

Not saying what you did was OK, but lots of people get their backs up over parking space hogs.   A few years ago an older neighbor asked me to go to a local electronics store to help him pick out a flat panel display to replace the prehistoric CRT he was using.  Like I said, this is guy is older, as in retired, as I found out, he's the classic entitled, self important, ugly Murican.  He's the kind of guy that will go to Paris,  visit a bistro, and complain(loudly) that the food is shiat because it doesn't taste like McDonalds.

Anyway, when we got to the electronics store, the old farker proceeded to park his Cadillac diagonally across 3 spaces.   I asked him, "You gonna leave your car like this?"  "Why not?". was his reply.   I asked, "Aren't you worried someone might, you know, key your car?"   "JUST LET THEM TRY(BRING IT ON)!",  he replied.    OK

Well a few months go by, and I'm walking past the old farkers house, and I notice that someone had keyed the shiat out of his precious Caddy.   I asked him about it a few days later and he refused to admit that someone had keyed his car, instead he insisted that the damage was caused by a "loose shopping cart".  BS, someone keyed the shiat out of it.
 
2013-06-14 08:29:13 AM

crab66: They should have been armed. They could have killed each other and a few innocents And then the cops could have showed up and killed a few more.


Give gun nuts something to masturbate over.


It's NYC sport, no guns allowed. Nor could they have dumped 20oz sodas over each other's heads either. Maybe one of them could've used a repurposed 2x4 taken from an old barn upstate and the other a large cane from a sustainable source?
Then you could get your fap on.

/yeah, I bit. Troll.
 
2013-06-14 08:39:00 AM
What did the Porsche driver do that was incorrect?  Seems to me that in the same situation of having to have wait for 2 douchebags to finish their dick wagging contest, I would probably start being impatient as well.
 
2013-06-14 08:47:52 AM
I like how at :40 it turns into jazz hands.
 
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