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(NYPost)   President Clinton's... uh .. Obama's pick to be CIA #2 used to run 'Erotica Nights' readings after dropping out of grad school. Yeah baby, I was a bad spy. I should never have leaked those documents. Whip me you dirty girl. Whip me good   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, President Clinton, Deputy Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, Anne Rice, monogamous relationship, The Daily Beast  
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2013-06-13 10:12:36 PM  
2 votes:

Pincy: Can someone post the outraged Conservative talking points on this issue?  I'm not sure what I should be mad about yet.

Let's check in with  The Blaze's always-completely-sane commenters for help on that one.

Many seem to be struggling to summon up any farks to give

': This...I do not care about. Oh darn, she used to read trashy novels. Out loud, at that! So does just about every lonely, unsatisfied woman out there. I'm sure are many reasons to doubt she can do the job with honor. This is not one of them.

RIGHT WING NUT JOB: I basically don't like anything this president does, but in the case of a young lady reading erotic books.......COME ON PEOPLE!!!!! That is the stupidest argument I've heard all day. It in no way suggests she in incapable of the  office. I'm supremely confident there are more legitimate ways to discredit anyone this pres. appoints.

VANCEUPPERCUT: She once read sexy novels aloud at a bookstore she co-owned years ago? Oh, heavens nooo!!!

Others, however, are having less trouble:

INDYGUY: Who better to screw Americans than someone that is into that kinda thing???

SARGEKING: One outrage followed by another on an almost hourly basis. I wouldn't let this woman bring me a Martini, shaken; not stirred!

MAX JONES: Just another 'morally' challenged progressive simp. Where do they get these people? seems like caligula's memory is being honored up on the hill.  If she were pretty, she'd be dangerous.

BADDOGGY: Wow! A pervert for the #2 CIA position. I guess it fits if we are getting screwed! I wonder what crimes they will soon discover so that the TSA can do body cavity searches before you board a plane?Time for a revolution!

THE BALD EAGLE: Yah, lets get as many deviants as possible in the federal government. She should have a blast at the CIA with roll playing, spies its what they do.. OK Secret Agent Jones your the Milk Man, and I'm the House Wife who owes you milk money, and I need to work it off.

ANAMERICAN111: Erotica...OBAMA's answer to water boarding!..........A criminal in the White House and a stripper in the CIA..........Ya gotta love it!

Some who are outraged but have no idea why are resorting to pure misogyny:

KEWC: I almost hate to bring this up (not really) but she does look like the kind of old shrew whose only sexu@l encounters have been between book covers instead of bed covers :)

WISDOM7: "what makes her qualified?"  She is a woman. That's all that is needed when it comes to democrats. If they are a minority or female they will get priority.

USEDCZARSALESMAN: the point is that porn and a vibrator are the ONLY means of release a leftist hag has, as typically liberal men are as limp wristed and emasculated as they come (pun intended)...but don't worry EGO, as a self reliant, confident, conservative man, I've got the stamina and "stick-to-it-iveness" to get your girl AND mine off at the same batteries required ;-)

MWLOVIN: I really object to the term "dirty old men"..... I am now 60, and yeah I still bang my wife, (and the maid, sometimes too) but DIRTY? no no very offensive! I bet you imagined "white dirty old men", didn't you...your a racist. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha f ing Liberals.

...or random Obama bashing:

SINNER-SAINT: what makes her qualified? Haven't you noticed? Obama never picks anyone qualified to do the job. He picks unqualified people all the time beacause he's unqualified himself.

TOM RATH: The fact she's a choice of Obama pretty much guarantees she's a bad choice for America....that goes without saying. Probably uses US Constitution-design toilet paper.

ROLEX1965: I guess she will be by ODUMMERS bed telling him bedside stories.....

While still others just forgot their meds this morning and are ranting at clouds.

YESLIBERALSARETHATDUMB: Get ready, turmoil is about to break free and wreak havoc on the world. Libs are dependent and prone to violence. Be prepared to protect yourself. And remember, DON'T FEED THE LIBS, THEY MULTIPLY LIKE RABBITS!

GEBO: Wait just a minute - who is going to get prosecuted for outing this covert agent? This came from the WH and bet Obama knows nothing about it and he has to have someone put in jail for outing a covert agent.

AMBROSIA:She's living the high life on the third floor of the White House,
When "Oblameo, Oblameo. wherefore art thou Oblameo"
isn't answering his red hot-line phone,
all she has to do is walk down a flight of stairs
and shout a presidential directive into those big, mud-flappy ears of his

/what are the odds all that formatting posts correctly without somehow jumbling into an unreadable blob of text
2013-06-13 07:36:47 PM  
2 votes:
At least she's not a car thief or an arsonist.
2013-06-13 05:37:31 PM  
2 votes:
a reading from Rice's "The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty," which was written under the pseudonym A. N. Roquelaure.

I'm only outraged that she couldn't find better erotica.
2013-06-14 06:16:44 AM  
1 vote:

Oh yeah Bill Pipe slow-jam music into your shower!

I wanna hear her read this,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, slowly.

Plus she read it she didn't write it, even if she did that 50 shade "flick the bean" or whatever it's called has been on the New York Times bestseller list for a couple of years.

People like sex. Surprise.
2013-06-14 03:06:42 AM  
1 vote:
So they really no longer have an excuse to fail someone on a lifestyle polygraph for sexual kinkiness?  Cool.
2013-06-13 11:14:58 PM  
1 vote:
I don't really care who or what they're farking, as long as it's not the American people or the Constitution.
2013-06-13 07:56:12 PM  
1 vote:

DeaH: armoredbulldozer: jake_lex: jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?

Yeah, I'm not sure why I"m supposed to give a shiat about this story.

If Bush would have done this, it would have been a big deal.  (Making a true statement, not sticking up for Bush.)

The Second Lady, who served as a spokesperson for the Bush Administration on a number of occasions, wrote lesbian erotica.

Scooter Libby wrote this gem:

At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest. Groups of men paid to watch.

From wiki of course.
2013-06-13 07:54:23 PM  
1 vote:

armoredbulldozer: If Bush would have done this, it would have been a big deal.  (Making a true statement, not sticking up for Bush.)

Oh please.  Bush did more than enough genuinely retarded crap for anyone to have bothered making an issue out of something like this.
2013-06-13 07:47:35 PM  
1 vote:

MFAWG: Okay, Barry really is trolling now. Weren't there some GOPPERS that had produced similar literary works running around in his second term?

Well, Lynn Cheney and Newt Gingrich come to mind. Not together, of course - that would be disgusting.
2013-06-13 07:43:56 PM  
1 vote:
Not bad:
2013-06-13 07:25:57 PM  
1 vote:
with all the focus on privacy lately (or the invasion of it), im really not interested in politicians personal lives, tell you what, if they get the job & do it well, i could care less what they do on their personal time, this is America.
2013-06-13 07:15:49 PM  
1 vote:
Quality issues aside (it's not how I prefer my BDSM erotica, personally, but that's just me), news sites are seriously slut-shaming public servants for entirely legal porn now?
2013-06-13 06:04:51 PM  
1 vote:

jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?

Yeah, I'm not sure why I"m supposed to give a shiat about this story.
2013-06-13 05:36:45 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "He mounted her, parting her legs, giving the white inner flesh of her thighs a soft, deep pinch, and, clasping her right breast in his left hand, he thrust his sex into her." "He was holding her up as he did this, to gather her mouth to him, and as he broke through her innocence, he opened her mouth with his tongue and pinched her breast sharply." "He sucked on her lips, he drew the life out of her into himself, and feeling his seed explode within her, heard her cry out."

Too me, this seems like an important reason in favor of hiring her.
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