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(NYPost)   President Clinton's... uh .. Obama's pick to be CIA #2 used to run 'Erotica Nights' readings after dropping out of grad school. Yeah baby, I was a bad spy. I should never have leaked those documents. Whip me you dirty girl. Whip me good   (nypost.com ) divider line
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2013-06-13 05:36:45 PM  
FTFA: "He mounted her, parting her legs, giving the white inner flesh of her thighs a soft, deep pinch, and, clasping her right breast in his left hand, he thrust his sex into her." "He was holding her up as he did this, to gather her mouth to him, and as he broke through her innocence, he opened her mouth with his tongue and pinched her breast sharply." "He sucked on her lips, he drew the life out of her into himself, and feeling his seed explode within her, heard her cry out."

i.imgur.com

Too me, this seems like an important reason in favor of hiring her.
 
2013-06-13 05:37:31 PM  
a reading from Rice's "The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty," which was written under the pseudonym A. N. Roquelaure.

I'm only outraged that she couldn't find better erotica.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-06-13 05:51:25 PM  
So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?
 
2013-06-13 06:04:51 PM  

jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?


Yeah, I'm not sure why I"m supposed to give a shiat about this story.
 
2013-06-13 06:26:45 PM  

Somacandra: FTFA: "He mounted her, parting her legs, giving the white inner flesh of her thighs a soft, deep pinch, and, clasping her right breast in his left hand, he thrust his sex into her." "He was holding her up as he did this, to gather her mouth to him, and as he broke through her innocence, he opened her mouth with his tongue and pinched her breast sharply." "He sucked on her lips, he drew the life out of her into himself, and feeling his seed explode within her, heard her cry out."

[i.imgur.com image 555x471]


Fark *is* my personal erotica site!
 
2013-06-13 06:36:32 PM  

fusillade762: a reading from Rice's "The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty," which was written under the pseudonym A. N. Roquelaure.

I'm only outraged that she couldn't find better erotica.


Came in to say this.  I didn't give two shiats about the store, but was outraged to find she'd subjected my fellow citizens to such mediocre writing.
 
2013-06-13 06:49:55 PM  
The sex being discussed didn't involve public restrooms or dominican boys, so clearly Darrell Issa should hold some hearings on this.
 
2013-06-13 06:53:16 PM  

jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?


Not only that, but she doesn't seem in the LEAST BIT ashamed of her sexuality!

/a double header
//aaaaaawwww yeeeeeahhh
 
2013-06-13 07:15:49 PM  
Quality issues aside (it's not how I prefer my BDSM erotica, personally, but that's just me), news sites are seriously slut-shaming public servants for entirely legal porn now?
 
2013-06-13 07:24:39 PM  

Thetrickisnotminding: news sites are seriously slut-shaming public servants for entirely legal porn now?


No, just the NY Post.

/too easy
 
2013-06-13 07:25:57 PM  
with all the focus on privacy lately (or the invasion of it), im really not interested in politicians personal lives, tell you what, if they get the job & do it well, i could care less what they do on their personal time, this is America.
 
2013-06-13 07:26:02 PM  
"she used to own a bookstore that featured regular erotica readings "

so she was a bootstraps businesswoman job-creator surely? Or is that tuesdays only?

Also I suspect the bookstore probably sold a lot of books and hosted all kinds of reading clubs like bookstores do?
 
2013-06-13 07:35:19 PM  
i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-13 07:36:47 PM  
At least she's not a car thief or an arsonist.
 
2013-06-13 07:40:52 PM  
I know this might seem inconceivable to a lot of republicans, but, a lot of women actually enjoy their sexuality, and if they seem hesitant to discuss it with you, well, this article might hold a tiny clue as to why that is.
 
2013-06-13 07:41:25 PM  
Okay, Barry really is trolling now. Weren't there some GOPPERS that had produced similar literary works running around in his second term?
 
2013-06-13 07:43:56 PM  
Not bad:

www.trbimg.com
 
2013-06-13 07:45:04 PM  
So....am I supposed to be warglwarbl outraged here or something?  My care meter is pegged on 0.
 
2013-06-13 07:46:17 PM  

MFAWG: Okay, Barry really is trolling now. Weren't there some GOPPERS that had produced similar literary works running around in his second term?


Don't ruin it yet, let's let them work up a good poutrage before we start laughing.
 
2013-06-13 07:47:35 PM  

MFAWG: Okay, Barry really is trolling now. Weren't there some GOPPERS that had produced similar literary works running around in his second term?


Well, Lynn Cheney and Newt Gingrich come to mind. Not together, of course - that would be disgusting.
 
2013-06-13 07:49:13 PM  

jake_lex: jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?

Yeah, I'm not sure why I"m supposed to give a shiat about this story.


If Bush would have done this, it would have been a big deal.  (Making a true statement, not sticking up for Bush.)
 
2013-06-13 07:50:11 PM  
It's okay, GOP. All the heroines turned out to be lawfully married to men. No body used birth control. They chose life. And they cut taxes for the rich.
 
2013-06-13 07:51:54 PM  

armoredbulldozer: jake_lex: jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?

Yeah, I'm not sure why I"m supposed to give a shiat about this story.

If Bush would have done this, it would have been a big deal.  (Making a true statement, not sticking up for Bush.)


The Second Lady, who served as a spokesperson for the Bush Administration on a number of occasions, wrote lesbian erotica.
 
2013-06-13 07:54:23 PM  

armoredbulldozer: If Bush would have done this, it would have been a big deal.  (Making a true statement, not sticking up for Bush.)


Oh please.  Bush did more than enough genuinely retarded crap for anyone to have bothered making an issue out of something like this.
 
2013-06-13 07:56:12 PM  

DeaH: armoredbulldozer: jake_lex: jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?

Yeah, I'm not sure why I"m supposed to give a shiat about this story.

If Bush would have done this, it would have been a big deal.  (Making a true statement, not sticking up for Bush.)

The Second Lady, who served as a spokesperson for the Bush Administration on a number of occasions, wrote lesbian erotica.


Scooter Libby wrote this gem:

At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest. Groups of men paid to watch.

From wiki of course.
 
2013-06-13 07:57:50 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-13 07:58:51 PM  
Did anyone else read that as President Clitoris?
 
2013-06-13 07:59:28 PM  
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2013-06-13 08:00:28 PM  

armoredbulldozer: jake_lex: jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?

Yeah, I'm not sure why I"m supposed to give a shiat about this story.

If Bush would have done this, it would have been a big deal.  (Making a true statement, not sticking up for Bush.)


Only amongst the exact same people who would think this one is a big deal - though those of us who don't care what legal porn people enjoy would've enjoyed pointing and laughing at Bush for outraging his own base.
 
2013-06-13 08:14:51 PM  
Hope they didn't read that Lynne Cheney crap.    Just touching that book jacket gave me SPS or Sad Penis Syndrome.  It took years of therapy to renew my vigor.
 
2013-06-13 08:16:46 PM  

jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?


uhhh, did you read anywhere in TFA that the GOP is outraged or is your reaction just typical partisan knee-jerk BS?
 
2013-06-13 08:20:21 PM  
So?
 
2013-06-13 08:20:44 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?

uhhh, did you read anywhere in TFA that the GOP is outraged or is your reaction just typical partisan knee-jerk BS?


you must do investigative work for Ric Romero.
 
2013-06-13 08:25:17 PM  
From the same rag that botched many initial reports of the Boston Marathon Bombing.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/post-sued-misidentifying-boston- ma rathon-bombers-article-1.1365726

and within an hour or so of the bombings, linked to on FARK, that cat pan liner said something about one of the perps being shot an in the hospital.

Will dig for it, but not hard.
 
2013-06-13 08:30:49 PM  

armoredbulldozer: jake_lex: jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?

Yeah, I'm not sure why I"m supposed to give a shiat about this story.

If Bush would have done this, it would have been a big deal.  (Making a true statement, not sticking up for Bush.)


Lest we forget, the GOP blazed to power in the 80's and 90's complaining to anyone who would listen about filth in the media and restoring good, family values to 'Merka.

Or did that go down the rabbit hole as well?
 
2013-06-13 08:32:20 PM  
She was a natural. She could take an East German just over the wall, look him in the eye, and ask him to go back to the place he'd just fled and spy for us. She got so good, she could close in an afternoon...

... and send the guy out with a smile.
 
2013-06-13 08:34:25 PM  

Bloody William: So?


She may have genitalia... and use it occasionally.
 
2013-06-13 08:37:37 PM  

jake_lex: jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?

Yeah, I'm not sure why I"m supposed to give a shiat about this story.


Pretty much;  seems like they're tired aren't they?
 
2013-06-13 08:41:21 PM  

Schmegicky: [sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk image 600x700]


Why that poster doesn't have the DEVO hat instead of the crown is beyond me.
 
2013-06-13 08:55:41 PM  

jmr61: Not bad:

[www.trbimg.com image 350x525]


Rawr...
 
2013-06-13 09:25:22 PM  
th05.deviantart.net
 
2013-06-13 09:28:45 PM  
Can someone post the outraged Conservative talking points on this issue?  I'm not sure what I should be mad about yet.
 
2013-06-13 09:43:10 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-06-13 10:12:36 PM  

Pincy: Can someone post the outraged Conservative talking points on this issue?  I'm not sure what I should be mad about yet.


Let's check in with  The Blaze's always-completely-sane commenters for help on that one.

Many seem to be struggling to summon up any farks to give

': This...I do not care about. Oh darn, she used to read trashy novels. Out loud, at that! So does just about every lonely, unsatisfied woman out there. I'm sure are many reasons to doubt she can do the job with honor. This is not one of them.

RIGHT WING NUT JOB: I basically don't like anything this president does, but in the case of a young lady reading erotic books.......COME ON PEOPLE!!!!! That is the stupidest argument I've heard all day. It in no way suggests she in incapable of the  office. I'm supremely confident there are more legitimate ways to discredit anyone this pres. appoints.

VANCEUPPERCUT: She once read sexy novels aloud at a bookstore she co-owned years ago? Oh, heavens nooo!!!


Others, however, are having less trouble:

INDYGUY: Who better to screw Americans than someone that is into that kinda thing???

SARGEKING: One outrage followed by another on an almost hourly basis. I wouldn't let this woman bring me a Martini, shaken; not stirred!

MAX JONES: Just another 'morally' challenged progressive simp. Where do they get these people? seems like caligula's memory is being honored up on the hill.  If she were pretty, she'd be dangerous.

BADDOGGY: Wow! A pervert for the #2 CIA position. I guess it fits if we are getting screwed! I wonder what crimes they will soon discover so that the TSA can do body cavity searches before you board a plane?Time for a revolution!

THE BALD EAGLE: Yah, lets get as many deviants as possible in the federal government. She should have a blast at the CIA with roll playing, spies its what they do.. OK Secret Agent Jones your the Milk Man, and I'm the House Wife who owes you milk money, and I need to work it off.

ANAMERICAN111: Erotica...OBAMA's answer to water boarding!..........A criminal in the White House and a stripper in the CIA..........Ya gotta love it!


Some who are outraged but have no idea why are resorting to pure misogyny:


KEWC: I almost hate to bring this up (not really) but she does look like the kind of old shrew whose only sexu@l encounters have been between book covers instead of bed covers :)

WISDOM7: "what makes her qualified?"  She is a woman. That's all that is needed when it comes to democrats. If they are a minority or female they will get priority.

USEDCZARSALESMAN: the point is that porn and a vibrator are the ONLY means of release a leftist hag has, as typically liberal men are as limp wristed and emasculated as they come (pun intended)...but don't worry EGO, as a self reliant, confident, conservative man, I've got the stamina and "stick-to-it-iveness" to get your girl AND mine off at the same time...no batteries required ;-)

MWLOVIN: I really object to the term "dirty old men"..... I am now 60, and yeah I still bang my wife, (and the maid, sometimes too) but DIRTY?...no no no very offensive! I bet you imagined "white dirty old men", didn't you...your a racist. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha f ing Liberals.


...or random Obama bashing:


SINNER-SAINT: what makes her qualified? Haven't you noticed? Obama never picks anyone qualified to do the job. He picks unqualified people all the time beacause he's unqualified himself.

TOM RATH: The fact she's a choice of Obama pretty much guarantees she's a bad choice for America....that goes without saying. Probably uses US Constitution-design toilet paper.

ROLEX1965: I guess she will be by ODUMMERS bed telling him bedside stories.....


While still others just forgot their meds this morning and are ranting at clouds.


YESLIBERALSARETHATDUMB: Get ready, turmoil is about to break free and wreak havoc on the world. Libs are dependent and prone to violence. Be prepared to protect yourself. And remember, DON'T FEED THE LIBS, THEY MULTIPLY LIKE RABBITS!

GEBO: Wait just a minute - who is going to get prosecuted for outing this covert agent? This came from the WH and bet Obama knows nothing about it and he has to have someone put in jail for outing a covert agent.

AMBROSIA:She's living the high life on the third floor of the White House,
When "Oblameo, Oblameo. wherefore art thou Oblameo"
isn't answering his red hot-line phone,
all she has to do is walk down a flight of stairs
and shout a presidential directive into those big, mud-flappy ears of his



/what are the odds all that formatting posts correctly without somehow jumbling into an unreadable blob of text
 
2013-06-13 10:28:25 PM  
Scandalous. Next you'll tell me she routinely showers without wearing any clothes!

She's a liberal. She's allowed to have sex and enjoy it.
 
2013-06-13 10:53:45 PM  

dookdookdook: Pincy: Can someone post the outraged Conservative talking points on this issue?  I'm not sure what I should be mad about yet.

Let's check in with  The Blaze's always-completely-sane commenters for help on that one.



Do you have any proof that those posters are conservatives?
Or are you lying again?
 
2013-06-13 11:01:08 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Do you have any proof that those posters are conservatives?


False flag!
 
2013-06-13 11:13:48 PM  

dookdookdook: tenpoundsofcheese: Do you have any proof that those posters are conservatives?

False flag!


We're all looking at hoofprints in the dust, and one guy says, "Looks like horses."

TPOC chimes in, "proove they ain't zebras!"
 
2013-06-13 11:14:58 PM  
I don't really care who or what they're farking, as long as it's not the American people or the Constitution.
 
2013-06-13 11:26:25 PM  
MFAWG:

Lest we forget, the GOP blazed to power in the 80's and 90's complaining to anyone who would listen about filth in the media and restoring good, family values to 'Merka.

Or did that go down the rabbit hole as well?


Like noted Republican operative Tipper Gore, founder of the PMRC?

/Sorry, I just had to
 
2013-06-13 11:49:28 PM  
It's fairly hilarious to watch how the GOP handles the NSA scandal.  Finally!  A real scandal!  But instead of actually seizing on it, they fritter away their time with this crap (when not advocating rape).  Why?  Because the real scandal is that Obama is too much like Bush, and they can't figure out a way to capitalize on that.  It's not an easy message to pull off given their previous cheer-leading for identical policies, even for a group as brazenly hypocritical as the GOP.
 
m00
2013-06-14 12:05:08 AM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: It's fairly hilarious to watch how the GOP handles the NSA scandal.  Finally!  A real scandal!  But instead of actually seizing on it...


They're planning how to expand the powers once a Republican gets elected...
 
2013-06-14 12:24:25 AM  

dookdookdook: Pincy: Can someone post the outraged Conservative talking points on this issue?  I'm not sure what I should be mad about yet.

Let's check in with  The Blaze's always-completely-sane commenters for help on that one.

DERP


You've done some fine and noble work there. Taking the derp so the rest of us don't have to wade through it. Kudos. Take the rest of the day off, you've earned it.
 
2013-06-14 12:33:28 AM  
She's a bit of a goer, nudge nudge, wink wink.
 
2013-06-14 01:08:17 AM  

fusillade762: a reading from Rice's "The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty," which was written under the pseudonym A. N. Roquelaure.

I'm only outraged that she couldn't find better erotica.


I'm confused as to why we're supposed to be outraged. So far, I'm unsure as to how this hobby somehow makes her less suitable for the job...?
 
2013-06-14 01:29:59 AM  

Isitoveryet: with all the focus on privacy lately (or the invasion of it), im really not interested in politicians personal lives, tell you what, if they get the job & do it well, i could care less what they do on their personal time, this is America.


Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry
 
2013-06-14 01:31:40 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: dookdookdook: Pincy: Can someone post the outraged Conservative talking points on this issue?  I'm not sure what I should be mad about yet.

Let's check in with  The Blaze's always-completely-sane commenters for help on that one.


Do you have any proof that those posters are conservatives?


Dude, you can't even prove that you're a conservative.
 
2013-06-14 01:49:38 AM  

dookdookdook: Pincy: Can someone post the outraged Conservative talking points on this issue?  I'm not sure what I should be mad about yet.

Let's check in with  The Blaze's always-completely-sane commenters for help on that one.


I don't even understand what the ones about martinis and waterboarding are even supposed to mean.
 
2013-06-14 01:51:44 AM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: [images.sodahead.com image 400x312]

 
2013-06-14 01:53:34 AM  

jake_lex: jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?

Yeah, I'm not sure why I"m supposed to give a shiat about this story.


Me either, but I love subby's headline...
 
2013-06-14 03:00:32 AM  
images.sodahead.com

images.sodahead.com
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-06-14 03:06:42 AM  
So they really no longer have an excuse to fail someone on a lifestyle polygraph for sexual kinkiness?  Cool.
 
2013-06-14 03:41:45 AM  

Dude O Matic 5000: So....am I supposed to be warglwarbl outraged here or something?  My care meter is pegged on 0.


Yeah, I'm actually running pretty choleric on the administration at the moment, so I'm inclined to be less charitable about the personal failings of the executive branch than I might normally be, and I  still couldn't be paid to give a shiat about someone's entirely un-employment-related hobbies back when they were goddamned 24.

Honestly, the only thing that I picked up from TFA was that the woman was at one point a small-business owner and isn't ashamed of her sex life particularly (i.e. not blackmailable on those grounds).  That's like 1 billion percent more qualifications than the usual person being put in the position has, I vote hire her before she regains her sanity and finds a non-government job that won't have NY Post reporters going through her high-school yearbook.
 
2013-06-14 05:05:48 AM  

jake_lex: jbc: So is the GOP actually outraged by the content or by the fact that a woman was allowed to learn how to read?

Yeah, I'm not sure why I"m supposed to give a shiat about this story.


THIS! Who the fark could possibly care about this. What you do in your private life isn't relevant to your professional life. People who *don't* enjoy sexy things are the broken ones, as has been proven over and over and over again.
 
2013-06-14 06:16:44 AM  
craphound.com

Oh yeah Bill Pipe slow-jam music into your shower!

I wanna hear her read this,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, slowly.


Plus she read it she didn't write it, even if she did that 50 shade "flick the bean" or whatever it's called has been on the New York Times bestseller list for a couple of years.

People like sex. Surprise.
 
2013-06-14 07:01:46 AM  
I lol'd at Anne Rice being a prime example of erotica.
 
2013-06-14 07:23:47 AM  
Anyone else get a "weird and pathetic pick-up attempt by lonely male reporters" vibe form this story?  This doesn't even merit high-school level gossip, this is middle-school "Guy's guy's! Debora is reading 'Forever' by Judy Bloom, that means we can get to second base with her!!!" type shiat.

The fact that this is a news story at all makes me weep for this country.
 
2013-06-14 09:31:43 AM  

DeaH: It's okay, GOP. All the heroines turned out to be lawfully married to men. No body used birth control. They chose life. And they cut taxes for the rich.


Ooohhh yeah... Go on...
 
2013-06-14 12:11:23 PM  

amiable: Anyone else get a "weird and pathetic pick-up attempt by lonely male reporters" vibe form this story?  This doesn't even merit high-school level gossip, this is middle-school "Guy's guy's! Debora is reading 'Forever' by Judy Bloom, that means we can get to second base with her!!!" type shiat.

The fact that this is a news story at all makes me weep for this country.


Maybe he was hoping to get to third base on James O'Keefe's dildo-boat.
 
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