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(Washington Post)   Porsha charged for stealing Callista from the Humane Society. No, this is not Ally McBeal furry fan-fiction   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 39
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2013-06-13 02:54:14 PM
Well duh, Subby... everyone knows that any good Ally McBeal slashfic involves finally shutting Vonda Shepard up by burying her face deep in Elaine's snatch.
 
2013-06-13 03:08:39 PM
Now, that's what I call a catburglar!

/har har har
//please stop groaning.
 
2013-06-13 03:58:06 PM
Ally McBeal?

Christ, submitter. 1996 called. It wants it's references back.
 
2013-06-13 04:41:36 PM
Jeebus, the last time I remember a pussy getting this much press was when Lindsey Lohan got out of a limo.
 
2013-06-13 04:42:20 PM

hardinparamedic: Ally McBeal?

Christ, submitter. 1996 called. It wants it's references back.


oh yeah, well the jerk store called, and they're running  out of you!

/ not subby
 
2013-06-13 04:46:17 PM
And the inevitable GIS for "furry ally mcbeal" made the NSA finally reconsider their spying program.
 
2013-06-13 04:48:56 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Well duh, Subby... everyone knows that any good Ally McBeal slashfic involves finally shutting Vonda Shepard up by burying her face deep in Elaine's snatch.


I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-06-13 04:49:26 PM
Fishcalledwanda.jpg

"Why did he name her after a car?".

Seriously? Porsha? Not even Portia?
 
2013-06-13 04:49:28 PM
Weeners:


Washington Humane Society12:43 PM ESTThank you for continuing to follow this case. We are devastated that Callista was stolen from us, and that someone would think to commit this criminal act. The Washington Humane Society is quite pleased that the Metropolitan Police Department took this case seriously, following through with the theft investigation.

But the cat got a home until you took it back, right?
 
2013-06-13 04:50:39 PM

Pert: Fishcalledwanda.jpg

"Why did he name her after a car?".

Seriously? Porsha? Not even Portia?


At least they pronounced it right phonetically.  Most people would have spelled in Porsh.
 
2013-06-13 04:50:50 PM
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all lesbians should look like this
 
2013-06-13 04:51:15 PM

Rapmaster2000: Pert: Fishcalledwanda.jpg

"Why did he name her after a car?".

Seriously? Porsha? Not even Portia?

At least they pronounced it right phonetically.  Most people would have spelled in  it Porsh.


Ugh.
 
2013-06-13 04:51:47 PM
Mmmmm... yum, I had a massive crush on Ally McBeal. And yes I do realize she is a bit thin.
 
2013-06-13 04:53:02 PM

YoOjo: Mmmmm... yum, I had a massive crush on Ally McBeal. And yes I do realize she is a bit thin.


Yes, she is/was too thin. I would happily give her protein shots on a daily basis to help her bulk up.
 
2013-06-13 04:53:05 PM
Well, this isn't a great lead in to Caturday.
 
2013-06-13 05:01:01 PM

hardinparamedic: It wants it's references back.


You can also give them back their extra apostrophe.
 
2013-06-13 05:04:00 PM

Jument: YoOjo: Mmmmm... yum, I had a massive crush on Ally McBeal. And yes I do realize she is a bit thin.

Yes, she is/was too thin. I would happily give her protein shots on a daily basis to help her bulk up.


Well, she was so light that I'd have been worried that in any post-coital rush to go about my regular business I'd forget she was there and end up walking around all day wearing her on my crotch.
NTTAWWT.

/damn I love bony women.
 
2013-06-13 05:09:14 PM
Can someone tell me why the cops got evolved in a person takeing a cat from a place that kills them if they don't give them away fast enough.

In the comments section it says she did not pay an adoption fee is that really a thing ?

/ has 2 cats one of them was a stray that lived under the porch of my collage apartment the other was out of a box with free kittens outside of Walmart
 
2013-06-13 05:09:50 PM
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Single Female Lawyer! Havin' lots of sex!
 
2013-06-13 05:10:55 PM

cardex: Can someone tell me why the cops got evolved in a person takeing a cat from a place that kills them if they don't give them away fast enough.

In the comments section it says she did not pay an adoption fee is that really a thing ?

/ has 2 cats one of them was a stray that lived under the porch of my collage apartment the other was out of a box with free kittens outside of Walmart


1) Adoption fee
2) Paperwork (agree to get it spayed/neutered, keep up shots, etc.)
3) Keep the psychopaths away
 
2013-06-13 05:16:31 PM

cardex: Can someone tell me why the cops got evolved in a person takeing a cat from a place that kills them if they don't give them away fast enough.

In the comments section it says she did not pay an adoption fee is that really a thing ?

/ has 2 cats one of them was a stray that lived under the porch of my collage apartment the other was out of a box with free kittens outside of Walmart


Yep, they would sooner put them down then give them away for free. Yet they say it's all about the animals, humane society my ass.
 
2013-06-13 05:31:31 PM
If the kitten was old enough it was probably already neutered. And then the kittens shots were already started. That shiat costs money. A "free" kitten is still gonna cost you about 200 bucks the first year, and that would be with a low cost spay/neuter program.
 
2013-06-13 05:42:17 PM
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2013-06-13 05:43:23 PM
 
2013-06-13 05:46:21 PM
...Ally McBeal furry fan-fiction


*ponders rule 34*

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2013-06-13 05:46:35 PM

skullkrusher: [ofcoursevegan.files.wordpress.com image 468x351]

all lesbians should look like this


Say what you want about that show, Portia is a lesbian that delivers the goods.
 
2013-06-13 06:25:20 PM
In the thief's defense, that was a hell of a cute kitten.

Looks like one of mine as a baby.
 
2013-06-13 06:31:26 PM

hardinparamedic: Ally McBeal?

Christ, submitter. 1996 called. It wants it's references back.


I have a sister who's more than a decade younger than me.  A few months ago, she started to tell me about this funny episode of this show she saw, it was about a female lawyer in Boston, and she went on to set the stage, describing this show.  I interrupted her, "Yeah, you're talking about Ally McBeal."  "Oh, you've heard of it?" "It was the most talked about TV series of the 90s.  I've heard of it."  She was totally crestfallen that she hadn't discovered this hitherto uncharted world of television.

I felt really old.
 
2013-06-13 06:44:39 PM

cardex: Can someone tell me why the cops got evolved in a person takeing a cat from a place that kills them if they don't give them away fast enough.

In the comments section it says she did not pay an adoption fee is that really a thing ?

/ has 2 cats one of them was a stray that lived under the porch of my collage apartment the other was out of a box with free kittens outside of Walmart


The fees pay in part for the vaccinations and spaying/neutering that the shelter does.  Ours prices based on age and health, but also runs "sales" when they have too much of something.  So, for instance, they tend to get a lot of cats this time of year, but not very many people coming in to adopt, so adult cats are free right now.

Charging something also tends to ensure you're giving the animal to someone who is willing to pay something to keep it alive, rather than just dump it back at the shelter at the first sign of trouble.

Our area has achieved really high rates of spaying and neutering.  I think I've only seen one free kittens sign in my 8 years here, when they were a constant in the city I grew up in. It's to the point where our Humane Society, which only euthanizes untreatable animals, actually imports dogs from shelters in adjacent states.
 
2013-06-13 07:07:57 PM

cardex: Can someone tell me why the cops got evolved in a person takeing a cat from a place that kills them if they don't give them away fast enough.

In the comments section it says she did not pay an adoption fee is that really a thing ?

/ has 2 cats one of them was a stray that lived under the porch of my collage apartment the other was out of a box with free kittens outside of Walmart


The Humane Society can't operate for free, you know.

Plus, adoption fees keep the crazies away.  Some people get animals just to torture them.  If they aren't free, that tends to keep those people away.
 
2013-06-13 07:22:00 PM
"No, this is not Ally McBeal furry fan-fiction"

Well, why the f**k not, subs?

*storms out in a fit of rage and crushing disappointment*
 
2013-06-13 07:22:50 PM

ds_4815: "No, this is not Ally McBeal furry fan-fiction"

Well, why the f**k not, subs?

*storms out in a hissyfit of rage and crushing disappointment*


FTFM
 
2013-06-13 07:25:40 PM
One reason that cops can be dumb and still solve crimes is that criminals are even dumber.  The boyfriend signed in using his real address.
 
2013-06-13 09:02:34 PM
Had our Callista disappear last year. Think coyotes got her. :(
 
2013-06-13 09:35:51 PM

hardinparamedic: Ally McBeal?

Christ, submitter. 1996 called. It wants it's references back.


Bygones.
 
2013-06-13 10:46:43 PM
So... not going to be a Callista Flockhart/Furry photoshop thread?

/leaves disappointed
 
2013-06-13 11:22:03 PM
Her pit bull grew too large? What the hell did she think it was gonna do? Shrink?

She can't afford to pay an adoption fee, how's she expect to pay for cat food, let alone feeding he kids?

*slaps forehead*
 
2013-06-14 07:31:33 AM

o'really: Her pit bull grew too large? What the hell did she think it was gonna do? Shrink?

She can't afford to pay an adoption fee, how's she expect to pay for cat food, let alone feeding he kids?

*slaps forehead*


Yes, and what about the poor dog?  I'm sure it will be euthanized, because let's face it, people don't want Pit Bulls, especially an adult.  POS woman.
 
2013-06-14 09:47:31 AM
Well at least the baby won't get bitten :(
 
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