Gyrfalcon: If I marry him, how much will a good alibi cost from you all here at Fark in a couple years?
Sybarite: Good luck finding another one willing to reach over your bodyguard to smack someone for you.
jntaylor63: So, I am guessing that:a - she stayed long enough to get the big payout from the prenuptial.b - she just got tired for farking that old fossil.Tough call, tough call
EyeballKid: Gyrfalcon: If I marry him, how much will a good alibi cost from you all here at Fark in a couple years?You couldn't have done it, though, we were hanging out and discussing THAT ISLAND I'M PLANNING TO BUY, nudge-nudge-nudge, on that day.
Satanic_Hamster: Wonder how much/evil of a prenub he had out on her.
Atomic Spunk: A billionaire who is, in all likelihood, less than a decade away from dying? That would be one hell of a catch.
MrEricSir: Atomic Spunk: A billionaire who is, in all likelihood, less than a decade away from dying? That would be one hell of a catch.I'm betting his pre-nup says something to the effect of "Girl, you ain't getting shiat."
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