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(BBC)   Ladies, Rupert Murdoch is back on the market   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 39
    More: Misc, Wendi Deng, Rupert Murdoch, New York Supreme Court, News Corporation  
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2725 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jun 2013 at 2:45 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-13 02:45:57 PM
Will be dating Putin?
 
2013-06-13 02:46:02 PM
Mr Murdoch, 82, met his Chinese-born third wife in 1997 at a company party. They were married two years later, weeks after his second divorce.

That is the level of class I would expect from someone who owns a newspaper empire  that bribes police and breaks into dead children's voice mail.
 
2013-06-13 02:46:38 PM
Good luck finding another one willing to reach over your bodyguard to smack someone for you.

cdn.thedailybeast.com
 
2013-06-13 02:46:42 PM
Hawt asian wife, willing to blow ugly old dudes That is all

/ rich too
 
2013-06-13 02:47:32 PM
A billionaire who is, in all likelihood, less than a decade away from dying? That would be one hell of a catch.
 
2013-06-13 02:47:40 PM
Holy shiat his last divorce cost almost 2 Billion!!!!

Just bang hookers. You're 80 and worth more than the GDP of a few shiatty countries.
 
2013-06-13 02:47:40 PM
If I marry him, how much will a good alibi cost from you all here at Fark in a couple years?
 
2013-06-13 02:47:54 PM
This is unacceptable.  His divorce imperils the sanctity of my marriage.
 
2013-06-13 02:49:15 PM

Gyrfalcon: If I marry him, how much will a good alibi cost from you all here at Fark in a couple years?


Beer.  Lots of beer.
 
2013-06-13 02:49:19 PM
Didn't Rob Huebel make this joke an hour ago on Twitter?
 
2013-06-13 02:50:36 PM
Really no need to hang on to that token asset since his business ambitions in China went nowhere.
 
2013-06-13 02:53:01 PM

Sybarite: Good luck finding another one willing to reach over your bodyguard to smack someone for you.


I'm guessing that Khadaffi's hot ninja bodyguards being available made her redundant.
 
2013-06-13 02:53:01 PM

Gyrfalcon: If I marry him, how much will a good alibi cost from you all here at Fark in a couple years?


0.1% of your total wealth after his death, to a minimum of one month of TF and a six-pack of Newcastle.
 
2013-06-13 02:53:34 PM
So, I am guessing that:

a - she stayed long enough to get the big payout from the prenuptial.

b - she just got tired for farking that old fossil.

Tough call, tough call
 
2013-06-13 02:56:37 PM

Gyrfalcon: If I marry him, how much will a good alibi cost from you all here at Fark in a couple years?


You couldn't have done it, though, we were hanging out and discussing THAT ISLAND I'M PLANNING TO BUY, nudge-nudge-nudge, on that day.
 
2013-06-13 02:57:49 PM

jntaylor63: So, I am guessing that:

a - she stayed long enough to get the big payout from the prenuptial.

b - she just got tired for farking that old fossil.

Tough call, tough call


Why not both?
 
2013-06-13 02:59:01 PM
"So our business editor believes the divorce is not likely to lessen the magnate's grip on his media empire."

That's some good, good journalism there.
 
2013-06-13 02:59:44 PM

EyeballKid: Gyrfalcon: If I marry him, how much will a good alibi cost from you all here at Fark in a couple years?

You couldn't have done it, though, we were hanging out and discussing THAT ISLAND I'M PLANNING TO BUY, nudge-nudge-nudge, on that day.


The island with coconuts and a bridge to another island with coconuts?

/the current owners are trying to pay for the bridge
 
2013-06-13 02:59:49 PM

jntaylor63: So, I am guessing that:

a - she stayed long enough to get the big payout from the prenuptial.

b - she just got tired for farking that old fossil.

Tough call, tough call


They probably both agreed to a right at the start. "Til June 2013, do we part. I do."
 
2013-06-13 03:03:42 PM
So. . . . Wendi Deng has half his money and is single?  Rowrrrr . . . .
 
2013-06-13 03:04:00 PM

Gyrfalcon: If I marry him, how much will a good alibi cost from you all here at Fark in a couple years?


I am quiet reasonable and reliable.
 
2013-06-13 03:07:43 PM
Holy bat guano, Batman!

Is it too late to dump my stocks and buy ammo*?

*I don't have a gun. Buying ammo is just what you do when you don't like the President, apparently.

I believe they call it Reaganomics. Or, in some quarters, Freak-o-nomics.
 
2013-06-13 03:10:46 PM
It's not the money, it's the mojo.
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2013-06-13 03:10:54 PM
He must not have liked what he heard on her voicemail.
 
2013-06-13 03:15:41 PM
The little bit of that woman's bio in the article is honorable... until marrying Murdoch.  Now she just seems like a whore.
 
2013-06-13 03:17:39 PM
It's beginning to look acceptable. Now to convince Rupert I'm marketable, er, just the woman for him.
 
2013-06-13 03:17:48 PM
Lots of young and pretty women out there that will find him very attractive. His issue will be the ton of choices he is going to have to weed out before he chooses another mate.
 
2013-06-13 03:31:35 PM
Deng cries are done.
 
2013-06-13 03:33:43 PM
This is the evil that besets our post-modern society. Our elders no longer accept their place in the great circle of life. They steel the strength and beauty of the younger generations. They keep their jobs as long as humanly possible and drain all the wealth they can from the system into their own pockets. The baby boomers in a nutshell. (and people like Murdoch too).
 
2013-06-13 03:39:57 PM
minnesotaboy

Rich or not, I plan on working as long as humanly possible simply because I like to work.

/not rich...... yet
 
2013-06-13 03:47:10 PM
Wonder how much/evil of a prenub he had out on her.
 
2013-06-13 04:21:45 PM
And millions of Farkettes just threw up in their mouths a little bit.
 
2013-06-13 04:59:45 PM
Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie: If Rupert Murdoch had never been born... Link
 
2013-06-13 05:35:02 PM
Which Farkette would willfully like to go and take one for the team whilst farking Rupert Murdoch into a massive coronary?
 
2013-06-13 07:12:31 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Wonder how much/evil of a prenub he had out on her.


Just the tip.
 
2013-06-13 07:20:58 PM
I'm not saying Wendy Deng is a gold digger, but she ain't going out with no broke media magnate.
 
2013-06-13 10:32:04 PM

Atomic Spunk: A billionaire who is, in all likelihood, less than a decade away from dying? That would be one hell of a catch.


I'm betting his pre-nup says something to the effect of "Girl, you ain't getting shiat."
 
2013-06-14 12:35:52 AM

MrEricSir: Atomic Spunk: A billionaire who is, in all likelihood, less than a decade away from dying? That would be one hell of a catch.

I'm betting his pre-nup says something to the effect of "Girl, you ain't getting shiat."


I have friends who know how to write one. I have other friends who know how to make sure he won't live long enough to litigate it.
 
2013-06-14 10:39:09 AM
I remember that time she biatch-slapped the guy trying to foam pie Murdoch. That's loyalty.
 
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