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(io9)   Group of scientists and entrepreneurs built continuous message beacon to communicate with extraterrestrial civilizations. People can use it to transmit their own messages into space for a small fee. Because what could possibly go wrong?   (io9.com) divider line 18
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2013-06-13 12:59:54 PM
4 votes:
"I don't know what to make of the Earthlings, but their leader, Weedlord Bonerhitler, is a chatty, chatty dude."
2013-06-13 12:52:37 PM
3 votes:
www.startrek.com

"I love that station.  Especially their lunchtime workforce blocks."
2013-06-13 04:22:13 PM
2 votes:

BunkoSquad: A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words"YOLO SWAG LOL" drifted across the conference table.

Unfortunately, in the Vl'hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries.

Eventually of course, after their Galaxy had been decimated over a few thousand years, it was realized that the whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, and so the two opposing battle fleets settled their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our own Galaxy - now positively identified as the source of the offending remark.


[...] Due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was swallowed by a small dog.
2013-06-13 09:11:03 PM
1 votes:
Bah weep grana weep ninibong.
2013-06-13 09:04:01 PM
1 votes:
We have come to deliver extinction
static.guim.co.uk
to those who would call us "fart knockers"



2013-06-13 08:10:50 PM
1 votes:
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2013-06-13 06:59:11 PM
1 votes:
I am finance minister of Earth nation Nigeria. I have need of your assistance dear sentient being.
2013-06-13 06:57:05 PM
1 votes:
WELCOME TO EARF

static.uloz.to

/being way out near the edge can be a good thing
2013-06-13 06:22:47 PM
1 votes:
I will be scared if they answer back with "WHAAAAAGHHH!!" because I know we are not technologically ready for orks.
2013-06-13 05:48:02 PM
1 votes:
"We need more cowbell."
2013-06-13 05:21:21 PM
1 votes:

Slaxl: AliceBToklasLives: By the time anyone intelligent gets the message and is able to respond I'll be long gone so ain't my problem.

What if the aliens are the moon? Now you've pissed them off by suggesting they're not intelligent, and the moon awakens from its millenia of dormant slumber, preparing to wreak revenge upon those humans that have mocked, scoffed, and insulted the flavour of it's cheese.


Go to bed David Weber. You're drunk.
2013-06-13 04:57:19 PM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: By the time anyone intelligent gets the message and is able to respond I'll be long gone so ain't my problem.


What if the aliens are the moon? Now you've pissed them off by suggesting they're not intelligent, and the moon awakens from its millenia of dormant slumber, preparing to wreak revenge upon those humans that have mocked, scoffed, and insulted the flavour of it's cheese.
2013-06-13 04:51:41 PM
1 votes:
"Invade Ecuador first. They're assholes."
2013-06-13 04:48:20 PM
1 votes:
First E.T. to land in my yard, gets to see my sister's tits!
2013-06-13 04:44:03 PM
1 votes:
"Greatings from Belgium."
2013-06-13 03:48:46 PM
1 votes:
They'll just ignore it, because we're made out of meat.
2013-06-13 01:28:13 PM
1 votes:
A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words"YOLO SWAG LOL" drifted across the conference table.

Unfortunately, in the Vl'hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries.

Eventually of course, after their Galaxy had been decimated over a few thousand years, it was realized that the whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, and so the two opposing battle fleets settled their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our own Galaxy - now positively identified as the source of the offending remark.
2013-06-13 12:49:40 PM
1 votes:
Here's the message we'll get back: Stop spamming up the universe with your useless messages.
 
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