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(International Business Times)   9.0 magnitude megathrust earthquake expected to hit Pacific for the first time in over 10,000 years   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Victoria, Canada, earthquakes, Pacific coast, Earthquake Forecasting, Pacific, glaciations, Earth's crust  
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2013-06-13 07:15:46 PM  
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2013-06-13 01:55:07 PM  
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"megathrust earthquake"

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2013-06-13 12:25:11 PM  
2 votes:
The report, published by CBC News, stated findings that the last 9.0 magnitude mega-earthquake in the region occurred in 1700

So is that 11,000 year figure in dog years?
2013-06-13 08:53:15 PM  
1 vote:

ImpendingCynic: cehlen: If it gets rid of California, I am all for it.

Ok, first of all, fark you and wherever it is you live.

Second, it's not going to "get rid" of California. 80% of the state will stay where it is. The rest is going to end up offshore in a million years or so. And do you know what that means? All those meth heads in Bakersfield are going to have beachfront property. Is that what you want??

No.  I want Otisburg.
2013-06-13 08:44:18 PM  
1 vote:
I'll bet Juan de Fuca was nicknamed "What The Fark" in high school.
2013-06-13 03:29:32 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: "megathrust earthquake"

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2013-06-13 03:13:26 PM  
1 vote:
I would love to get paid to predict inevitable occurrences within an enormous time window.
2013-06-13 02:42:16 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-13 02:34:50 PM  
1 vote:
If it gets rid of California, I am all for it.
2013-06-13 02:22:41 PM  
1 vote:
I got your "megathrust" right here, sexy pants...
2013-06-13 01:40:56 PM  
1 vote:
10,000 in Canadian years is what? A week and a half?
2013-06-13 12:28:49 PM  
1 vote:

Honest Bender: We're predicting earthquakes now?  Cool.

It all started when those Italian scientists were jailed for failing to predict an earthquake.  No one wants to make that mistake again.
2013-06-13 12:27:21 PM  
1 vote:
I hope when it happens everyone in the rest of the country chimes in on Fark with things like "I don't see what the big deal is, the earth is staying put here where I live"
2013-06-13 12:19:30 PM  
1 vote:
copy editor: "11,000 years or 313 years, who cares. No one will read that far anyway"
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