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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   Reasons to stab your brother: 1) He slept with your girlfriend. 2) He slept with your wife. 3) He knocked over your beer while he helped you search for the missing mac and cheese   (wpbf.com) divider line 43
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4058 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jun 2013 at 4:18 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-13 02:48:21 PM  
Broads come and go, and are a dime a dozen. But good mac and cheese? That's worth fighting for.
 
2013-06-13 03:09:54 PM  
That's weird. I mean he doesn't look like a soft-skulled swampbilly that would resort to violence over a spilled Bud Light...
 
2013-06-13 03:12:53 PM  
So I'm stabbing my brother 'cause he slept with my girlfriend and wife?

Oh, and the more pressing question;  what kind of beer was it?
 
2013-06-13 03:27:57 PM  
So did they find the mac and cheese?
 
2013-06-13 03:31:23 PM  
I'll take "signs you might be a redneck" for $200, Alex.
 
2013-06-13 04:06:37 PM  
I'll reserve judgement until I know the type of beer split.
 
2013-06-13 04:07:09 PM  
What kind of beer?
 
2013-06-13 04:19:55 PM  
4) It's Thursday.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-13 04:20:16 PM  
did he sleep with BOTH the wife and girlfriend at the same time, cause you know that would REALLY piss me off.  They always say no when I ask...
 
2013-06-13 04:20:54 PM  
remember a few years ago one brother killed the other over a pork chop. if i had a get out of jail free card i'd gladly off my dichead brother.
 
2013-06-13 04:21:05 PM  
4).  He slept with your son
 
2013-06-13 04:26:46 PM  
From the looks of it it's been 49 great years for that guy.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-13 04:27:24 PM  
www.wpbf.com

I see why he was angry.  With those teeth all he CAN eat is Mac and Cheese and beer.
 
2013-06-13 04:29:40 PM  
4.)  He slept with your sisterwife.
 
2013-06-13 04:30:26 PM  
Knocking over a beer is a stabbin' offense, regardless of what you might be searching for at the time. I'm pretty sure that's in the Bible somewhere.
 
2013-06-13 04:40:59 PM  
Holy crap, he looked exactly how I pictured him to be before clicking the link...

I think I've been on Fark too long...
 
2013-06-13 04:43:13 PM  
Did he not help him find his dentures?
 
2013-06-13 04:48:45 PM  
Knocking over a beer and not finding the mac n cheese, that's a gut zippererin'!
 
2013-06-13 04:50:33 PM  
How the fark do you lose a plate or bowl of mac and cheese to begin with? But he sure as hell knows where the stabbing knives are.
 
2013-06-13 04:51:22 PM  
Just another day in The Sunshine State Bedlam.
 
2013-06-13 04:55:01 PM  
I bet it was the last beer. I hate it when someone spills the last beer.
 
2013-06-13 04:57:05 PM  

blatz514: So I'm stabbing my brother 'cause he slept with my girlfriend and wife?

Oh, and the more pressing question;  what kind of beer was it?


xanadian: What kind of beer?


The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'll reserve judgement until I know the type of beer split.


IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm thinking domestic...
 
2013-06-13 04:58:54 PM  
*Clicks link*

Aaaaahhhhh yes.  Of course.

Frigging Florida rednecks.
 
2013-06-13 05:09:10 PM  

blatz514: So I'm stabbing my brother 'cause he slept with my girlfriend and wife?

Oh, and the more pressing question;  what kind of beer was it?


Exactly. And was it the last one? I'm assuming not, since it wasn't a fatal stabbing.
 
2013-06-13 05:09:21 PM  
If it was made with cream cheese, I'd be very upset.  Not that light shiat, the real deal.
 
2013-06-13 05:11:16 PM  
Growing up I used to live next to a fat family that had two fat kids. I used to see them fight over food all the time. The best was over a slice of pizza. You would have thought that one of them killed their mom the way they fought over it.
 
2013-06-13 05:18:19 PM  
Trailer trash problems.
 
2013-06-13 05:21:51 PM  

Jument: Knocking over a beer is a stabbin' offense, regardless of what you might be searching for at the time. I'm pretty sure that's in the Bible somewhere.


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2013-06-13 05:32:50 PM  
*raises hand*

guilty as charged.
 
2013-06-13 05:40:05 PM  
Only number 3 seems legit. 1&2 are reasons to be mad at your wife/girlfriend not your brother.
 
2013-06-13 05:44:13 PM  
Meh, who hasn't?
 
2013-06-13 05:47:41 PM  
He can see no reasons, because there are no reasons. What reasons do you need?

/whoa
//whoa-whoa-whoa
///tell me why
 
2013-06-13 05:51:18 PM  
No "all of the above" ??
 
2013-06-13 06:00:37 PM  

skinink: How the fark do you lose a plate or bowl of mac and cheese to begin with?


I wondered about that at first, too. The rather poorly written article never says that it was already prepared, though, so I'm guessing it was a box of mac and cheese. The plate or bowl image is much funnier, however.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'll reserve judgement until I know the type of beer split.


I completely agree.
 
2013-06-13 06:05:30 PM  

Mellotiger: Exactly. And was it the last one? I'm assuming not, since it wasn't a fatal stabbing.


Yeah, it was just a warning stabbing. Kinda like saying, "Spill my beer again, why dontcha'".
 
2013-06-13 06:13:19 PM  
I tell ya if your brother sleeps with your wife or girlfriend it should be ok to stab him. He cant die mind you, but to do that to your brother means you deserve a good poke or two.
 
2013-06-13 06:17:00 PM  

Ned Stark: Only number 3 seems legit. 1&2 are reasons to be mad at your wife/girlfriend not your brother.


Nah you are wrong. Pretty well known fact women are not to be trusted. But your brother should have character enough to tell her to pound sand.
 
2013-06-13 06:21:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Broads come and go, and are a dime a dozen. But good mac and cheese? That's worth fighting for.


I bet they were making it worse by all their constant yapping.  Things would've went better if he did take them into the other room and kept them occupied.
 
2013-06-13 07:27:01 PM  
What if he sleeps with your boyfriend?

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-06-13 07:59:41 PM  
Was his brother's name George Zipperer?

Dr. Rumack:  I was on late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk. He looked at me and said, "The odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway, I'm glad the Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zipperer.

Ted Striker: George Zipperer said that?

Dr. Rumack: The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipperer. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."
 
2013-06-13 08:47:29 PM  

KrispyKritter: remember a few years ago one brother killed the other over a pork chop. if i had a get out of jail free card i'd gladly off my dichead brother.


Yea, me too. You know the comic book guy from the Simpsons? That's my brother, except he doesn't have the wherewithall to hold down a job much less run a shop, so he lives in my mom's basement. His sponging has pushed her retirement back by ten years.

/ My older brother
// I'm 47
 
2013-06-13 09:46:42 PM  

I. R. Rottweiler: KrispyKritter: remember a few years ago one brother killed the other over a pork chop. if i had a get out of jail free card i'd gladly off my dichead brother.

Yea, me too. You know the comic book guy from the Simpsons? That's my brother, except he doesn't have the wherewithall to hold down a job much less run a shop, so he lives in my mom's basement. His sponging has pushed her retirement back by ten years.

/ My older brother
// I'm 47


Whatever happend to the golden rule? When your 18 your out of the house.
 
2013-06-14 11:50:42 AM  
Is it c?
 
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