blatz514: So I'm stabbing my brother 'cause he slept with my girlfriend and wife?Oh, and the more pressing question; what kind of beer was it?
xanadian: What kind of beer?
The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'll reserve judgement until I know the type of beer split.
Jument: Knocking over a beer is a stabbin' offense, regardless of what you might be searching for at the time. I'm pretty sure that's in the Bible somewhere.
skinink: How the fark do you lose a plate or bowl of mac and cheese to begin with?
Mellotiger: Exactly. And was it the last one? I'm assuming not, since it wasn't a fatal stabbing.
Ned Stark: Only number 3 seems legit. 1&2 are reasons to be mad at your wife/girlfriend not your brother.
FirstNationalBastard: Broads come and go, and are a dime a dozen. But good mac and cheese? That's worth fighting for.
KrispyKritter: remember a few years ago one brother killed the other over a pork chop. if i had a get out of jail free card i'd gladly off my dichead brother.
I. R. Rottweiler: KrispyKritter: remember a few years ago one brother killed the other over a pork chop. if i had a get out of jail free card i'd gladly off my dichead brother.Yea, me too. You know the comic book guy from the Simpsons? That's my brother, except he doesn't have the wherewithall to hold down a job much less run a shop, so he lives in my mom's basement. His sponging has pushed her retirement back by ten years./ My older brother// I'm 47
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