semiotix: Sybarite: That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.[wendy's_chick.jpg]I hate the Wendy's chick so much. Hate hate hate. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SMUG LITTLE BIATCH, I'LL EAT THE DISGUSTING SUPERMARKET SALAD IF I FARKING WANT TO. GO RUIN SOMEONE ELSE'S DAY.I'm not saying I wouldn't... but it'd be hate-farking, and I'd make her eat a convenience-store hot dog first. YEAH, HOW DO YOU LIKE ROLLER FOOD NOW, YOU SNOTTY LITTLE FU...jesus, I have a problem.
Sybarite: That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.
gilgigamesh: You know what else? When you're standing there, screaming at the TV, your naked body illuminated only by the flickering image of that uppity little so-and-so telling you what to do, with that smug little "I'm so cute and on TV with my fake red hair" smile, her face decorated by the venom-flecked spittle flying from your mouth as you stand there RIGHT IN HER FACE telling her what-for?I'll bet she's laughing at you.That's right. Somewhere in her penthouse on the Upper East Side, enjoying her mandarin orange walnut salad with lo-cal vinagrette that Wendy's is offering for a limited time, she's thinking of you, in all your choked, impotent, pathetically naked rage, and she chuckles at you. At your penis. So beneath her to even think about you, but she can't help herself, the petty biatch. Thinking about how much better she is than you, because she's never even eaten a hot dog. They're just gross. Like you.Oh, that biatch. That stuck-up, arrogant biatch. Just because she's prettier than any woman you've ever been with, or could ever hope to be with, not to mention rich -- probably already set for life -- and then she has the nerve to come into YOUR house and tell YOU what you should put in your mouth? She thinks she has that right? That she's that much better than you?!?And you're just going to let her get AWAY with it??Dude. I'm not one to advocate stalking or murder, but... dude. Sometimes you just have to act, and show the world you're a MAN.
OtherLittleGuy: had too much LDS in the sixties.
Sybarite: OtherLittleGuy: Fark has gone Studman69 on her in three short years.Back then: Fist of an Angry GodEven then: I'd hit itThat top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.[2.bp.blogspot.com image 660x367]
Uzzah: Pray 4 Mojo: Does anybody else think the "Rav4 Genie" is a biatch? The character... not the actress.The classical conception of the genie/jinn is an entity that feels like it's slumming even talking to you. It might take pity on you and help you, or it might just fark with your shiat because it's entertaining, but it's always going to look down on you as a puny human. Not everybody is Barbara Eden or even Robin Williams. I like the idea that the character in the commercials is largely disdainful of the family she's "summoned" by.
OtherLittleGuy: Fark has gone Studman69 on her in three short years.Back then: Fist of an Angry GodEven then: I'd hit it
FirstNationalBastard: If she's not going to be sucking my dick, I don't really care who she is.
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