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2013-06-13 02:26:44 PM  
10 votes:

semiotix: Sybarite: That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.

[wendy's_chick.jpg]

I hate the Wendy's chick so much. Hate hate hate. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SMUG LITTLE BIATCH, I'LL EAT THE DISGUSTING SUPERMARKET SALAD IF I FARKING WANT TO. GO RUIN SOMEONE ELSE'S DAY.

I'm not saying I wouldn't... but it'd be hate-farking, and I'd make her eat a convenience-store hot dog first. YEAH, HOW DO YOU LIKE ROLLER FOOD NOW, YOU SNOTTY LITTLE FU...jesus, I have a problem.


No dude, you're right. Its not you, its her.

You know what else? When you're standing there, screaming at the TV, your naked body illuminated only by the flickering image of that uppity little so-and-so telling you what to do, with that smug little "I'm so cute and on TV with my fake red hair" smile, her face decorated by the venom-flecked spittle flying from your mouth as you stand there RIGHT IN HER FACE telling her what-for?

I'll bet she's laughing at you.

That's right. Somewhere in her penthouse on the Upper East Side, enjoying her mandarin orange walnut salad with lo-cal vinagrette that Wendy's is offering for a limited time, she's thinking of you, in all your choked, impotent, pathetically naked rage, and she chuckles at you. At your penis. So beneath her to even think about you, but she can't help herself, the petty biatch. Thinking about how much better she is than you, because she's never even eaten a hot dog. They're just gross. Like you.

Oh, that biatch. That stuck-up, arrogant biatch. Just because she's prettier than any woman you've ever been with, or could ever hope to be with, not to mention rich -- probably already set for life -- and then she has the nerve to come into YOUR house and tell YOU what you should put in your mouth? She thinks she has that right? That she's that much better than you?!?

And you're just going to let her get AWAY with it??

Dude. I'm not one to advocate stalking or murder, but... dude. Sometimes you just have to act, and show the world you're a MAN.
2013-06-13 01:49:55 PM  
3 votes:

Sybarite: That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.


[wendy's_chick.jpg]

I hate the Wendy's chick so much. Hate hate hate. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SMUG LITTLE BIATCH, I'LL EAT THE DISGUSTING SUPERMARKET SALAD IF I FARKING WANT TO. GO RUIN SOMEONE ELSE'S DAY.

I'm not saying I wouldn't... but it'd be hate-farking, and I'd make her eat a convenience-store hot dog first. YEAH, HOW DO YOU LIKE ROLLER FOOD NOW, YOU SNOTTY LITTLE FU...jesus, I have a problem.
2013-06-13 03:53:54 PM  
2 votes:

gilgigamesh: You know what else? When you're standing there, screaming at the TV, your naked body illuminated only by the flickering image of that uppity little so-and-so telling you what to do, with that smug little "I'm so cute and on TV with my fake red hair" smile, her face decorated by the venom-flecked spittle flying from your mouth as you stand there RIGHT IN HER FACE telling her what-for?

I'll bet she's laughing at you.

That's right. Somewhere in her penthouse on the Upper East Side, enjoying her mandarin orange walnut salad with lo-cal vinagrette that Wendy's is offering for a limited time, she's thinking of you, in all your choked, impotent, pathetically naked rage, and she chuckles at you. At your penis. So beneath her to even think about you, but she can't help herself, the petty biatch. Thinking about how much better she is than you, because she's never even eaten a hot dog. They're just gross. Like you.

Oh, that biatch. That stuck-up, arrogant biatch. Just because she's prettier than any woman you've ever been with, or could ever hope to be with, not to mention rich -- probably already set for life -- and then she has the nerve to come into YOUR house and tell YOU what you should put in your mouth? She thinks she has that right? That she's that much better than you?!?

And you're just going to let her get AWAY with it??

Dude. I'm not one to advocate stalking or murder, but... dude. Sometimes you just have to act, and show the world you're a MAN.


Well, you and six of the eight voices in my head are all saying pretty much the same thing, so I guess the motion carries. Now, where are my good stalking pants? Oh, that's right, I had to burn them after last time. Well then, I guess we'll just do this one al fresco!
2013-06-13 12:54:33 PM  
2 votes:
Like I'm going to believe an article that calls 'Tom Goes to the Mayor' a comedy.
2013-06-13 11:07:57 AM  
2 votes:
She's no Geico gecko.
2013-06-14 03:25:30 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: had too much LDS in the sixties.


cosmicduckling.com

Is it time for a colorful metaphor?
2013-06-14 02:41:53 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: had too much LDS in the sixties.


images.politico.com
2013-06-13 11:53:03 PM  
1 votes:
Don't forget the T-Mobile girl

static4.businessinsider.com

Warning - Slideshow.  Possibly some mildly NSFW shots in there.

http://www.ranker.com/list/the-50-hottest-pictures-of-t-mobile-girl- ca rly-foulkes/greg?format=SLIDESHOW
2013-06-13 08:06:05 PM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com

Don't deny it
2013-06-13 06:33:31 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: OtherLittleGuy: Fark has gone Studman69 on her in three short years.


Back then: Fist of an Angry God


Even then: I'd hit it


That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 660x367]


i.qkme.me
2013-06-13 04:35:26 PM  
1 votes:

Uzzah: Pray 4 Mojo: Does anybody else think the "Rav4 Genie" is a biatch? The character... not the actress.

The classical conception of the genie/jinn is an entity that feels like it's slumming even talking to you. It might take pity on you and help you, or it might just fark with your shiat because it's entertaining, but it's always going to look down on you as a puny human. Not everybody is Barbara Eden or even Robin Williams. I like the idea that the character in the commercials is largely disdainful of the family she's "summoned" by.


TV Tropes: Jackass Genie
/bonus, they actually have the RAV4 Genie listed!
2013-06-13 01:48:37 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: OtherLittleGuy: Fark has gone Studman69 on her in three short years.


Back then: Fist of an Angry God


Even then: I'd hit it


That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 660x367]


origin.arstechnica.com
2013-06-13 01:19:58 PM  
1 votes:
She was the voice of Tom's wife Joy in Tom Goes to the Mayor...also danced and sang in the "Rats off to ya" episode.

The good ol' days...
2013-06-13 01:12:21 PM  
1 votes:
She's no Flo from Alice, that's for sure.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-13 12:40:24 PM  
1 votes:
I was watching one of those commercials with my dad when he remarked, "It's nice that such an unattractive girl can still somehow get work on TV."

Mee-yow.

Now that I think about it, he actually said something similar about Sarah Palin once. For an 87 year old guy, who likely hasn't been laid in 30 years, my dad can be a real catty biatch.
2013-06-13 12:22:11 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Fark has gone Studman69 on her in three short years.


Back then: Fist of an Angry God


Even then: I'd hit it



That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-13 12:18:43 PM  
1 votes:
When she looks sideways at the camera and smiles
i732.photobucket.com

Vinegar strokes
2013-06-13 12:10:46 PM  
1 votes:
Fark has gone Studman69 on her in three short years.


Back then: Fist of an Angry God


Even then: I'd hit it
2013-06-13 12:01:52 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: If she's not going to be sucking my dick, I don't really care who she is.


Now that shiat's funny, right there.
2013-06-13 11:22:08 AM  
1 votes:
She is also a mediocre stand-up comedian, apparently.
2013-06-13 11:21:35 AM  
1 votes:
All State doesn't even have a horse in this race.
2013-06-13 11:13:19 AM  
1 votes:
The Geico gecko is no Mayhem.
 
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