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(Mix 97.3 Sioux Falls)   Who is "Flo from Progressive" really? Oh, she is so much more than a TV pitch girl   (mix97-3.com) divider line 69
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2013-06-13 11:04:24 AM
That person I fast-forward through.
 
2013-06-13 11:07:57 AM
She's no Geico gecko.
 
2013-06-13 11:13:19 AM
The Geico gecko is no Mayhem.
 
2013-06-13 11:21:35 AM
All State doesn't even have a horse in this race.
 
2013-06-13 11:22:08 AM
She is also a mediocre stand-up comedian, apparently.
 
2013-06-13 11:31:44 AM
If she's not going to be sucking my dick, I don't really care who she is.
 
2013-06-13 11:34:59 AM
I enjoyed her small role on Mad Men.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-13 12:01:52 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If she's not going to be sucking my dick, I don't really care who she is.


Now that shiat's funny, right there.
 
2013-06-13 12:06:43 PM
Sick of her face. That's all I know about her.
 
2013-06-13 12:10:46 PM
Fark has gone Studman69 on her in three short years.


Back then: Fist of an Angry God


Even then: I'd hit it
 
2013-06-13 12:18:43 PM
When she looks sideways at the camera and smiles
i732.photobucket.com

Vinegar strokes
 
2013-06-13 12:18:52 PM
She's so much more attractive without that shiatty makeup on.
 
2013-06-13 12:22:11 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Fark has gone Studman69 on her in three short years.


Back then: Fist of an Angry God


Even then: I'd hit it



That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-13 12:30:35 PM
I loved that interview.  "Where are you from?  I forgot."  Um, isn't your job as an interviewer to figure that out beforehand?
 
2013-06-13 12:34:50 PM

Sybarite: OtherLittleGuy: Fark has gone Studman69 on her in three short years.


Back then: Fist of an Angry God


Even then: I'd hit it


That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 660x367]


Alrighty then... I'll see your Wendy's chick and raise:

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-13 12:35:46 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: All State doesn't even have a horse in this race.


Hats.  Hats for bats.  Keep bats warm.
 
2013-06-13 12:37:39 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Sybarite: OtherLittleGuy: Fark has gone Studman69 on her in three short years.


Back then: Fist of an Angry God


Even then: I'd hit it


That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 660x367]

Alrighty then... I'll see your Wendy's chick and raise:

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


She represents a growing trend in advertising; Vaguely hispanic looking people so they can use them in in the latin ads too
 
2013-06-13 12:40:24 PM
I was watching one of those commercials with my dad when he remarked, "It's nice that such an unattractive girl can still somehow get work on TV."

Mee-yow.

Now that I think about it, he actually said something similar about Sarah Palin once. For an 87 year old guy, who likely hasn't been laid in 30 years, my dad can be a real catty biatch.
 
2013-06-13 12:54:33 PM
Like I'm going to believe an article that calls 'Tom Goes to the Mayor' a comedy.
 
2013-06-13 01:05:02 PM
Old news is old.
 
2013-06-13 01:11:42 PM
Progressive Flo(w) would be one of the coolest rapper names ever
 
2013-06-13 01:12:21 PM
She's no Flo from Alice, that's for sure.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-13 01:19:58 PM
She was the voice of Tom's wife Joy in Tom Goes to the Mayor...also danced and sang in the "Rats off to ya" episode.

The good ol' days...
 
2013-06-13 01:23:07 PM

Sybarite: I enjoyed her small role on Mad Men.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x280]


The only person I see in that photo is Crista Flanagan.
 
2013-06-13 01:27:54 PM

Sybarite: OtherLittleGuy: Fark has gone Studman69 on her in three short years.


Back then: Fist of an Angry God


Even then: I'd hit it


That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 660x367]


Yeah, her.  She's....DAYUMN~!
 
2013-06-13 01:48:37 PM

Sybarite: OtherLittleGuy: Fark has gone Studman69 on her in three short years.


Back then: Fist of an Angry God


Even then: I'd hit it


That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 660x367]


origin.arstechnica.com
 
2013-06-13 01:49:55 PM

Sybarite: That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.


[wendy's_chick.jpg]

I hate the Wendy's chick so much. Hate hate hate. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SMUG LITTLE BIATCH, I'LL EAT THE DISGUSTING SUPERMARKET SALAD IF I FARKING WANT TO. GO RUIN SOMEONE ELSE'S DAY.

I'm not saying I wouldn't... but it'd be hate-farking, and I'd make her eat a convenience-store hot dog first. YEAH, HOW DO YOU LIKE ROLLER FOOD NOW, YOU SNOTTY LITTLE FU...jesus, I have a problem.
 
2013-06-13 01:59:26 PM
It is interesting how much hotter she is Wendi-fied:

i.imgur.com

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

/or maybe I just really like redheads
 
2013-06-13 02:05:10 PM

dletter: It is interesting how much hotter she is Wendi-fied:


Face deep
 
2013-06-13 02:26:44 PM

semiotix: Sybarite: That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.

[wendy's_chick.jpg]

I hate the Wendy's chick so much. Hate hate hate. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SMUG LITTLE BIATCH, I'LL EAT THE DISGUSTING SUPERMARKET SALAD IF I FARKING WANT TO. GO RUIN SOMEONE ELSE'S DAY.

I'm not saying I wouldn't... but it'd be hate-farking, and I'd make her eat a convenience-store hot dog first. YEAH, HOW DO YOU LIKE ROLLER FOOD NOW, YOU SNOTTY LITTLE FU...jesus, I have a problem.


No dude, you're right. Its not you, its her.

You know what else? When you're standing there, screaming at the TV, your naked body illuminated only by the flickering image of that uppity little so-and-so telling you what to do, with that smug little "I'm so cute and on TV with my fake red hair" smile, her face decorated by the venom-flecked spittle flying from your mouth as you stand there RIGHT IN HER FACE telling her what-for?

I'll bet she's laughing at you.

That's right. Somewhere in her penthouse on the Upper East Side, enjoying her mandarin orange walnut salad with lo-cal vinagrette that Wendy's is offering for a limited time, she's thinking of you, in all your choked, impotent, pathetically naked rage, and she chuckles at you. At your penis. So beneath her to even think about you, but she can't help herself, the petty biatch. Thinking about how much better she is than you, because she's never even eaten a hot dog. They're just gross. Like you.

Oh, that biatch. That stuck-up, arrogant biatch. Just because she's prettier than any woman you've ever been with, or could ever hope to be with, not to mention rich -- probably already set for life -- and then she has the nerve to come into YOUR house and tell YOU what you should put in your mouth? She thinks she has that right? That she's that much better than you?!?

And you're just going to let her get AWAY with it??

Dude. I'm not one to advocate stalking or murder, but... dude. Sometimes you just have to act, and show the world you're a MAN.
 
2013-06-13 02:34:01 PM

dletter: It is interesting how much hotter she is Wendi-fied:

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 406x600]

/or maybe I just really like redheads


Or baconators.....

Seriously, though:  she is a very pretty woman with her natural hair colour, but as a redhead.....

batdoc.files.wordpress.com

Yowza.
 
2013-06-13 03:01:59 PM
I just ate 2 hot dogs for lunch.  I feel bad now.
 
2013-06-13 03:06:46 PM
While we're talking about commercial ladies... I gotta ask:

Does anybody else think the "Rav4 Genie" is a biatch? The character... not the actress.
 
2013-06-13 03:10:23 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: While we're talking about commercial ladies... I gotta ask:

Does anybody else think the "Rav4 Genie" is a biatch? The character... not the actress.


Do you mean the one played by Kaley Cuoco? Yes, absolutely. I'm not really paying much attention to what she says, though.
 
2013-06-13 03:11:25 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Does anybody else think the "Rav4 Genie" is a biatch? The character... not the actress.


I don't know about that, but a purple pants suit is not a good look for her.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-13 03:37:13 PM

Wellon Dowd: Pray 4 Mojo: Does anybody else think the "Rav4 Genie" is a biatch? The character... not the actress.

I don't know about that, but a purple pants suit is not a good look for her.

[i.imgur.com image 800x300]


I agree.

She should take off the pantsuit immediately.

And put on glasses:

25.media.tumblr.com

And maybe boots.....
 
2013-06-13 03:51:44 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Does anybody else think the "Rav4 Genie" is a biatch? The character... not the actress.


The classical conception of the genie/jinn is an entity that feels like it's slumming even talking to you. It might take pity on you and help you, or it might just fark with your shiat because it's entertaining, but it's always going to look down on you as a puny human. Not everybody is Barbara Eden or even Robin Williams. I like the idea that the character in the commercials is largely disdainful of the family she's "summoned" by.
 
2013-06-13 03:53:30 PM

Uzzah: Pray 4 Mojo: Does anybody else think the "Rav4 Genie" is a biatch? The character... not the actress.

The classical conception of the genie/jinn is an entity that feels like it's slumming even talking to you. It might take pity on you and help you, or it might just fark with your shiat because it's entertaining, but it's always going to look down on you as a puny human. Not everybody is Barbara Eden or even Robin Williams. I like the idea that the character in the commercials is largely disdainful of the family she's "summoned" by.


Interesting. Honestly, I did not know that. Thanks...

Still doesn't make me wanna buy a Rav4 though.
 
2013-06-13 03:53:54 PM

gilgigamesh: You know what else? When you're standing there, screaming at the TV, your naked body illuminated only by the flickering image of that uppity little so-and-so telling you what to do, with that smug little "I'm so cute and on TV with my fake red hair" smile, her face decorated by the venom-flecked spittle flying from your mouth as you stand there RIGHT IN HER FACE telling her what-for?

I'll bet she's laughing at you.

That's right. Somewhere in her penthouse on the Upper East Side, enjoying her mandarin orange walnut salad with lo-cal vinagrette that Wendy's is offering for a limited time, she's thinking of you, in all your choked, impotent, pathetically naked rage, and she chuckles at you. At your penis. So beneath her to even think about you, but she can't help herself, the petty biatch. Thinking about how much better she is than you, because she's never even eaten a hot dog. They're just gross. Like you.

Oh, that biatch. That stuck-up, arrogant biatch. Just because she's prettier than any woman you've ever been with, or could ever hope to be with, not to mention rich -- probably already set for life -- and then she has the nerve to come into YOUR house and tell YOU what you should put in your mouth? She thinks she has that right? That she's that much better than you?!?

And you're just going to let her get AWAY with it??

Dude. I'm not one to advocate stalking or murder, but... dude. Sometimes you just have to act, and show the world you're a MAN.


Well, you and six of the eight voices in my head are all saying pretty much the same thing, so I guess the motion carries. Now, where are my good stalking pants? Oh, that's right, I had to burn them after last time. Well then, I guess we'll just do this one al fresco!
 
2013-06-13 04:35:26 PM

Uzzah: Pray 4 Mojo: Does anybody else think the "Rav4 Genie" is a biatch? The character... not the actress.

The classical conception of the genie/jinn is an entity that feels like it's slumming even talking to you. It might take pity on you and help you, or it might just fark with your shiat because it's entertaining, but it's always going to look down on you as a puny human. Not everybody is Barbara Eden or even Robin Williams. I like the idea that the character in the commercials is largely disdainful of the family she's "summoned" by.


TV Tropes: Jackass Genie
/bonus, they actually have the RAV4 Genie listed!
 
2013-06-13 04:36:20 PM
Did someone mention hot ad girls?  Specifically redheads?

www.moviemire.com
Galaxy S4 - Google Translate ad

i2.listal.com
Cardeology Mother's Day ad


www.jadedviewer.com
Freecreditscore.com ad
 
2013-06-13 05:12:30 PM
The woman in the Potomac Mills Mall TV commercials that ran in the DC-MD-VA area years ago was hot.
 
2013-06-13 06:33:31 PM

Sybarite: OtherLittleGuy: Fark has gone Studman69 on her in three short years.


Back then: Fist of an Angry God


Even then: I'd hit it


That top link has inspired me to initiate a hot commercial spokeswoman thread.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 660x367]


i.qkme.me
 
2013-06-13 06:52:31 PM
Does she do anal?
 
2013-06-13 07:39:05 PM
Didn't see a link to this very helpful tumblr.  So here 'tis!
 
2013-06-13 08:06:05 PM
media.tumblr.com

Don't deny it
 
2013-06-13 10:39:52 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-13 10:43:06 PM

Earguy: Did someone mention hot ad girls?  Specifically redheads?

[www.moviemire.com image 641x906]
Galaxy S4 - Google Translate ad

[i2.listal.com image 600x398]
Cardeology Mother's Day ad


[www.jadedviewer.com image 640x512]
Freecreditscore.com ad


www.slate.com

Sabine Ehrenfeld - aka that ridiculously hot redhead from the Overstock.com commercials.
 
2013-06-13 11:27:44 PM
img005.lazygirls.info

Anybody remember the original MCI long distance girl?
 
2013-06-13 11:53:03 PM
Don't forget the T-Mobile girl

static4.businessinsider.com

Warning - Slideshow.  Possibly some mildly NSFW shots in there.

http://www.ranker.com/list/the-50-hottest-pictures-of-t-mobile-girl- ca rly-foulkes/greg?format=SLIDESHOW
 
2013-06-14 04:48:01 AM
Australia's version of Flo' is Kitty. Same sort of look, hairdo etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCY4XkyUgoY
 
2013-06-14 09:14:24 AM

Snapper Carr: Earguy: Did someone mention hot ad girls?  Specifically redheads?

[www.moviemire.com image 641x906]
Galaxy S4 - Google Translate ad

[i2.listal.com image 600x398]
Cardeology Mother's Day ad


[www.jadedviewer.com image 640x512]
Freecreditscore.com ad

[www.slate.com image 274x238]

Sabine Ehrenfeld - aka that ridiculously hot redhead from the Overstock.com commercials.


I have always lusted after this woman
 
2013-06-14 09:27:56 AM

Vlad_the_Inaner: [i.imgur.com image 834x1000]


Who's the artist?
 
2013-06-14 10:46:18 AM
heh, i didn't expect this thread to be so interesting.
 
2013-06-14 11:11:37 AM
DirecTV Genie, anyone?

1.bp.blogspot.com

images.starpulse.com

Possibly NSFW
 
2013-06-14 11:56:41 AM

JonnyBGoode: DirecTV Genie Duck Lips, anyone?

 
2013-06-14 12:28:30 PM

fferret: Vlad_the_Inaner: [i.imgur.com image 834x1000]

Who's the artist?


I found it on http://rule34.paheal.net

They source it as from http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pic-42930.html

both pretty much NSFW, even though that image is relatively tame
 
2013-06-14 01:11:02 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Alrighty then... I'll see your Wendy's chick and raise:


Meh. Doesn't do it for me. Plus, the commercials are so unfunny it's painful.

Flo is still hot to me. Call me, babe!
 
2013-06-14 01:13:27 PM

Rickj: Don't forget the T-Mobile girl


Yeah, she's a cutie-pie.

Speaking of hot spokemodels, remember the red-headed woman waggling her finger at you in case you decided to be naughty on a Delta flight? Oh, yeah.
 
2013-06-14 01:25:41 PM

JonnyBGoode: DirecTV Genie, anyone?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 830x451]

[images.starpulse.com image 500x500]

Possibly NSFW


Someone else mentioned she looks like the third Olsen Twin.

I'm just settling for a hippie chick whose grandmom had too much LDS in the sixties.
 
2013-06-14 02:15:05 PM
She's been in those ads for 5 years now.

Mix 97.3 is really on the hottest stories of the day.
 
2013-06-14 02:21:32 PM
Wendy's marketing strategy:

Dave Thomas' daughter, Wendy?

www.burgerbusiness.com

Meh.

Hey, how about hot redhead co-ed?

i.imgur.com

Ba-ZING! Let's sell some HAMBURGERS!!
 
2013-06-14 02:23:34 PM

theorellior: Speaking of hot spokemodels, remember the red-headed woman waggling her finger at you in case you decided to be naughty on a Delta flight? Oh, yeah.


Check out their new safety video. She's got a finger-waggling cameo in it at the appropriate moment, but the whole thing is brilliant.
 
2013-06-14 02:41:53 PM

OtherLittleGuy: had too much LDS in the sixties.


images.politico.com
 
2013-06-14 03:25:30 PM

OtherLittleGuy: had too much LDS in the sixties.


cosmicduckling.com

Is it time for a colorful metaphor?
 
2013-06-14 06:06:23 PM
Time for a bookmarkin'.
 
2013-06-14 06:07:03 PM

Earguy: Did someone mention hot ad girls?  Specifically redheads?

[www.moviemire.com image 641x906]
Galaxy S4 - Google Translate ad

[i2.listal.com image 600x398]
Cardeology Mother's Day ad


[www.jadedviewer.com image 640x512]
Freecreditscore.com ad


Help me out here, hetero guys and/or anyone else, what is it with that third pose? (Freecreditscore one) First one, leaning against a wall. OK. People do that. Standing without a wall. Also normal. But walking *into* a wall? What sort of reaction is that supposed to inspire in me?

She's blind?

"Special"?
 
2013-06-14 08:39:51 PM
Does she fark?
 
2013-06-14 09:08:54 PM

StopLurkListen: But walking *into* a wall? What sort of reaction is that supposed to inspire in me?


The usual one. The subtext here is not so much that she walked into a wall but that she was gently but firmly pushed against one, while your other hand slid slowly up her thigh only to find that she was wearing no panties, wet and ready for your... stop me when you want to sign up for credit monitoring.
 
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