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(CBC)   4th of July BBQs in London expected to be 100% improvement with the introduction of Shmeat   (cbc.ca) divider line 15
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2013-06-13 12:15:32 PM
5 votes:
`How was your shmeat burger?'

`Expensive, a little bland and it gave me a wicked case of the shmitts afterwards.'
2013-06-13 12:13:40 PM
3 votes:

ukexpat: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have 4th of July in England?

Of course, it's just another day.


You haven't heard of Good Riddance Day?
2013-06-13 11:21:28 AM
3 votes:
And it's about time.

angryflower.com
2013-06-13 12:05:41 PM
2 votes:
Shmeat? Ain't that Darth Vader's mom?
2013-06-13 12:03:29 PM
2 votes:
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Lem: Maybe the meat blob's not taking in enough nutrients. I guess I could try and give it a mouth.
Ted: I'm gonna say no to the meat blob getting a mouth. Mostly because I don't want to hear what it has to say

Jerome [tasting meat made in lab]: It tastes familiar.
Ted: Beef?
Jerome: No.
Linda: Chicken? We'll take chicken.
Ted: What does it taste like?
Jerome: Despair.
Ted: Is it possible it just needs salt?
2013-06-13 11:53:20 AM
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have 4th of July in England?


No, they go straight from the 3rd to the 5th.  Like skipping the 13th floor in a high-rise.
2013-06-13 02:46:29 PM
1 votes:
England?  I've been to many "BBQs" in England.  I usually laugh my ass off for a good half hour watching the hosts construct some brick and wire abomination and try to get the fire going, and then get hungry enough to just shove them aside and take over the cooking duties.  Fish and chips, fine, but asking a Brit to grill is like asking a duck to do algebra.
2013-06-13 12:49:01 PM
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: thenumber5: Mid_mo_mad_man: You don't BBQ a burger. You grill burgers, steaks and hot dogs. BBQ is brisket ribs and burnt ends. And it was perfected in KC

nothing has ever been perfected in KC

///BBQ was perfected in Memphis

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Hey is that The Black Pearl from Pirates of The Cari .... oh my god that's a person, not a pirate ship.
2013-06-13 12:38:42 PM
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: You don't BBQ a burger. You grill burgers, steaks and hot dogs. BBQ is brisket ribs and burnt ends. And it was perfected in KC


nothing has ever been perfected in KC

///BBQ was perfected in Memphis
2013-06-13 12:28:59 PM
1 votes:

plausdeny: ukexpat: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have 4th of July in England?

Of course, it's just another day.

You haven't heard of Good Riddance Day?


They have a lot of them

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_that_have_gained_inde pe ndence_from_the_United_Kingdom
2013-06-13 12:26:52 PM
1 votes:

Grumpy Cat: I'm looking forward to trying the bef and loobster


Loobster?

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2013-06-13 12:03:01 PM
1 votes:

Hot Lunch: I like the idea of growing it in your own kitchen. Within 24 hours, I'd be growing long pork


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2013-06-13 12:02:11 PM
1 votes:

Hot Lunch: I like the idea of growing it in your own kitchen. Within 24 hours, I'd be growing long pork


But if it doesn't come from a consenting adult, is it still ethical to fark it?
2013-06-13 11:58:19 AM
1 votes:
Shmeat

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2013-06-13 11:16:19 AM
1 votes:
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