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(CBC)   4th of July BBQs in London expected to be 100% improvement with the introduction of Shmeat   (cbc.ca) divider line 88
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2013-06-13 10:46:11 AM
Map much?
 
2013-06-13 11:16:19 AM
www.forzombies.net
 
2013-06-13 11:21:28 AM
And it's about time.

angryflower.com
 
2013-06-13 11:37:04 AM
Do they have 4th of July in England?
 
2013-06-13 11:48:56 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have 4th of July in England?


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2013-06-13 11:53:20 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have 4th of July in England?


No, they go straight from the 3rd to the 5th.  Like skipping the 13th floor in a high-rise.
 
2013-06-13 11:54:03 AM
'In vitro meat provides a way for people to be able to eat ethically, while still kind of getting that meat fix.'
LOL
 
2013-06-13 11:54:43 AM

""The vision for this burger is really to attract support, to attract funding," said social sciences researcher Neil Stephens in an interview with CBC's The Current host Anna Maria Tremonti. "And I'm sure it will because it's a very enticing idea for many people.""


Well it's not a Ponzi scheme, but the next best thing. It's like "The Producers" of the Vegan world.

 
2013-06-13 11:54:51 AM
Meat shmeat.
 
2013-06-13 11:56:14 AM
Isn't this basically how Zombieland starts?
 
2013-06-13 11:57:00 AM
One patty. For US$338,000.

Yeah, we're not quite commercially viable here yet, guys.
 
2013-06-13 11:57:11 AM
Cardiff? Wasn't this an episode of Torchwood?
 
2013-06-13 11:57:36 AM
does it still taste like dispair?
 
2013-06-13 11:58:19 AM
Shmeat

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2013-06-13 11:59:51 AM
I like the idea of growing it in your own kitchen. Within 24 hours, I'd be growing long pork
 
2013-06-13 12:00:31 PM
Came for a waterworld reference, leaving unsatisfied
 
2013-06-13 12:01:43 PM
Schweaty balls made of schmeat?
 
2013-06-13 12:02:11 PM

Hot Lunch: I like the idea of growing it in your own kitchen. Within 24 hours, I'd be growing long pork


But if it doesn't come from a consenting adult, is it still ethical to fark it?
 
2013-06-13 12:03:01 PM

Hot Lunch: I like the idea of growing it in your own kitchen. Within 24 hours, I'd be growing long pork


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2013-06-13 12:03:05 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have 4th of July in England?


Of course, it's just another day.
 
2013-06-13 12:03:19 PM
So, let me get this straight. GMOs are evil, but schmeat is ok?
 
2013-06-13 12:03:29 PM
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Lem: Maybe the meat blob's not taking in enough nutrients. I guess I could try and give it a mouth.
Ted: I'm gonna say no to the meat blob getting a mouth. Mostly because I don't want to hear what it has to say

Jerome [tasting meat made in lab]: It tastes familiar.
Ted: Beef?
Jerome: No.
Linda: Chicken? We'll take chicken.
Ted: What does it taste like?
Jerome: Despair.
Ted: Is it possible it just needs salt?
 
2013-06-13 12:05:24 PM
Lab-grown meat just does not sound right. I think I'd rather eat textured soy protein.
 
2013-06-13 12:05:41 PM
Shmeat? Ain't that Darth Vader's mom?
 
2013-06-13 12:05:51 PM
What could possibly go wrong
 
2013-06-13 12:10:10 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have 4th of July in England?


Every year. We have 364 other days too, or 365 on a leap year.
 
2013-06-13 12:10:25 PM
4th of July BBQs in London

Um...subby... there's something I have to tell you.
 
2013-06-13 12:13:40 PM

ukexpat: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have 4th of July in England?

Of course, it's just another day.


You haven't heard of Good Riddance Day?
 
2013-06-13 12:14:01 PM
No thanks, I'll just have some Por-eef.
 
2013-06-13 12:15:32 PM
`How was your shmeat burger?'

`Expensive, a little bland and it gave me a wicked case of the shmitts afterwards.'
 
2013-06-13 12:21:06 PM

oldfarthenry: Ted: I'm gonna say no to the meat blob getting a mouth. Mostly because I don't want to hear what it has to say


I was sad to see that show go - so much potential.
 
2013-06-13 12:22:57 PM

thefatbasturd: Shmeat? Ain't that Darth Vader's mom?


After the Tusken Braisers were done with her.
 
2013-06-13 12:23:33 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have 4th of July in England?


Yes, it's commemorates the patriotism of Benedict Arnold against the traitorous ingrates in the colonies. British BBQ is a bit different though. First the BBQ the meat then soak it in water to drain all the flavor out of it.
 
2013-06-13 12:24:01 PM

groppet: does it still taste like dispair?


What you did there. I don't think you saw it.
 
2013-06-13 12:24:44 PM
I'm looking forward to trying the bef and loobster
 
2013-06-13 12:25:17 PM

Inaditch: So, let me get this straight. GMOs are evil, but schmeat is ok?


I think it has to do with the fact that all you're doing (as far as I know) with schmeat is replicating a set of cells in a lab environment, ad nauseum until you have enough cells to make something resembling a White Castle slider.  I think if you went in and rewrote the gene to self-replicate at a faster pace to increase production from a slider to a Whopper, that's crossing the line.

I guaran-damn-tee that the general public won't draw that distinction, and will draw the exact same conclusion that you did, which is why this idea is decent on paper but is destined to be DOA for general consumption.
 
2013-06-13 12:25:36 PM

oldfarthenry: `How was your shmeat burger?'

`Expensive, a little bland and it gave me a wicked case of the shmitts afterwards.'


It will make you shart.
 
2013-06-13 12:26:52 PM

Grumpy Cat: I'm looking forward to trying the bef and loobster


Loobster?

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2013-06-13 12:28:06 PM
If I can't meet my meat I won't eat my meat.

/can I still have my pudding.
 
2013-06-13 12:28:14 PM
don't forget the Malk
 
2013-06-13 12:28:59 PM

plausdeny: ukexpat: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have 4th of July in England?

Of course, it's just another day.

You haven't heard of Good Riddance Day?


They have a lot of them

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_that_have_gained_inde pe ndence_from_the_United_Kingdom
 
2013-06-13 12:34:35 PM
You don't BBQ a burger. You grill burgers, steaks and hot dogs. BBQ is brisket ribs and burnt ends. And it was perfected in KC
 
2013-06-13 12:36:27 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Do they have 4th of July in England?


You've got to have a really high self-esteem to play straightman in an online forum.
I salute you!
 
2013-06-13 12:38:42 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: You don't BBQ a burger. You grill burgers, steaks and hot dogs. BBQ is brisket ribs and burnt ends. And it was perfected in KC


nothing has ever been perfected in KC

///BBQ was perfected in Memphis
 
2013-06-13 12:39:35 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: You don't BBQ a burger. You grill burgers, steaks and hot dogs. BBQ is brisket ribs and burnt ends. And it was perfected in KC


you should try a smoked/BBQ'ed  burger sometime---awesome.
 
2013-06-13 12:44:05 PM

thenumber5: Mid_mo_mad_man: You don't BBQ a burger. You grill burgers, steaks and hot dogs. BBQ is brisket ribs and burnt ends. And it was perfected in KC

nothing has ever been perfected in KC

///BBQ was perfected in Memphis


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2013-06-13 12:44:43 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: You don't BBQ a burger


Not with that attitude.
 
2013-06-13 12:49:01 PM

oldfarthenry: thenumber5: Mid_mo_mad_man: You don't BBQ a burger. You grill burgers, steaks and hot dogs. BBQ is brisket ribs and burnt ends. And it was perfected in KC

nothing has ever been perfected in KC

///BBQ was perfected in Memphis

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Hey is that The Black Pearl from Pirates of The Cari .... oh my god that's a person, not a pirate ship.
 
2013-06-13 12:55:01 PM
BBQ snobs fark off. Barbecue can be used to mean both Grill or indirectly cook meat. The word seems to come from the Caribbean. The original definition is somewhat blurred and could  define a process of drying meat over coal or perhaps cooking a entire pig over coal directly.

Personally I love all kinds of BBQ!
 
2013-06-13 12:55:51 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: You don't BBQ a burger. You grill burgers, steaks and hot dogs. BBQ is brisket ribs and burnt ends. And it was perfected in KC


Not gonna comment on where BBQ was perfected because it doesn't matter. However the rest of it spot on.
 
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