toraque: What's with all this ITG talk in here? There are simpler solutions to this mess.If anyone peeps in my windows with a spy drone, they're going to see a pasty white nerd doing such horrifying things with oatmeal, lube, animal crackers and a life sized cardboard cutout of George C. Scott that they'll never want to look in anyone's windows again.
traylor: OK, these drones you talking about... where can I get one?
ZzeusS: We use a couple for property managers and realtors.I would say if you are dumb enough to shoot one down, go ahead and punch your state intohttp://www.criminalpropertydamage.com/I'm sure our attorney would love to make some extra bucks.And if you're even dumber? Check this one out too.http://assault.lawyers.com/Assault-and-Battery.html
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