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2013-06-13 11:25:11 AM
That was stupid.
 
2013-06-13 11:39:39 AM
cdn.head-fi.org
 
2013-06-13 11:44:15 AM

texdent: That was stupid.


You've been to the Onion before, right?
 
2013-06-13 11:45:34 AM

PizzaJedi81: texdent: That was stupid.

You've been to the Onion before, right?


Agreed.
 
2013-06-13 11:47:30 AM
Kate Beckinsale is ∞ hotter than Kate Upton.
 
2013-06-13 11:47:58 AM
One of the special ed students where i went to junior high was named kathy upton.

/csb
 
2013-06-13 11:49:02 AM

PizzaJedi81: texdent: That was stupid.

You've been to the Onion before, right?


A couple weeks ago they had a slideshow of the most adorable child soldiers.
 
2013-06-13 11:52:11 AM
Y'all gonna make me lose my mind
 
2013-06-13 11:58:00 AM

tricycleracer: PizzaJedi81: texdent: That was stupid.

You've been to the Onion before, right?

A couple weeks ago they had a slideshow of the most adorable child soldiers.


a couple of weeks before that there was a slideshow of 10 giant cocks, the captions of which were lul
 
2013-06-13 12:00:48 PM
fta: Upton, NY: Bet you won't get this scorching photo of the Long Island community out of your head any time soon

LOL
 
2013-06-13 12:02:09 PM
Supermodels shouldn't have bird legs.
 
2013-06-13 12:08:32 PM

Blues_X: Supermodels shouldn't have bird legs.


Are you completely ignoring her spectacular boobs? And anyways, they hardly look like bird's legs.


nowackness.com

 
2013-06-13 12:09:11 PM

Kaeishiwaza: Kate Beckinsale is ∞ hotter than Kate Upton.


I am willing to bet that anyone who says that (and there are many) has never seen any of her incidences of onscreen nudity.

Think Teri Hatcher in Heaven's Prisoners - the movie that single-handedly made Teri Hatcher not hot.
 
2013-06-13 12:10:36 PM

coeyagi: single-handedly


Well, I think you know where this is going...
 
2013-06-13 12:12:13 PM
They've just basically summed up Huffington Post in slide show.
 
2013-06-13 12:16:44 PM

coeyagi: Kaeishiwaza: Kate Beckinsale is ∞ hotter than Kate Upton.

I am willing to bet that anyone who says that (and there are many) has never seen any of her incidences of onscreen nudity.

Think Teri Hatcher in Heaven's Prisoners - the movie that single-handedly made Teri Hatcher not hot.


i219.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-13 12:27:41 PM
i219.photobucket.com
ok, it's been five years now, who are these guys and what does this photo mean?
 
2013-06-13 12:29:29 PM

weirdneighbour: [i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]
ok, it's been five years now, who are these guys and what does this photo mean?


Go watch 40 Year Old Virgin.
 
2013-06-13 12:30:33 PM

weirdneighbour: [i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]
ok, it's been five years now, who are these guys and what does this photo mean?


I forget the movie, but they have a discussion which begins: Know how I know you're gay?

//My favorite: Your dick tastes like shiat.
 
2013-06-13 12:32:44 PM

LectertheChef: weirdneighbour: [i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]
ok, it's been five years now, who are these guys and what does this photo mean?

Go watch 40 Year Old Virgin.


PizzaJedi81: weirdneighbour: [i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]
ok, it's been five years now, who are these guys and what does this photo mean?

I forget the movie, but they have a discussion which begins: Know how I know you're gay?

//My favorite: Your dick tastes like shiat.


Ah, thank-you,
 
2013-06-13 12:32:44 PM

PizzaJedi81: weirdneighbour: [i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]
ok, it's been five years now, who are these guys and what does this photo mean?

I forget the movie, but they have a discussion which begins: Know how I know you're gay?

//My favorite: Your dick tastes like shiat.


Framed Asia poster
 
2013-06-13 12:33:27 PM

weirdneighbour: [i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]
ok, it's been five years now, who are these guys and what does this photo mean?


the joke is that they don't know how to correctly hold video game controllers and fail at the game they are playing in increasingly hilarious ways. people post it as a way to communicate that they think a previous commenter has no idea what s/he is doing.
 
2013-06-13 12:33:53 PM
You might wanna marry Kate Beckinsdale...she's probably going to age better. But for one night that will make a lifetime memory (of the best 2 minutes of your life) she doesn't compare with the Upton twins.
 
2013-06-13 12:36:48 PM
Why does long island always give me a boner?
 
2013-06-13 12:43:14 PM

Kaeishiwaza: coeyagi: Kaeishiwaza: Kate Beckinsale is ∞ hotter than Kate Upton.

I am willing to bet that anyone who says that (and there are many) has never seen any of her incidences of onscreen nudity.

Think Teri Hatcher in Heaven's Prisoners - the movie that single-handedly made Teri Hatcher not hot.

[i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]


Know how I know you have distorted tastes in women if you think Beckinsale is hotter than Upton?

//and i like brunettes, just not brunettes with cucumber tits.  Seriously, go see her onscreen nudity screenshots, ass clown
 
2013-06-13 12:50:13 PM

coeyagi: Seriously, go see her onscreen nudity screenshots, ass clown


Don't mind if I do!

Back in five minutes...maybe less, we'll see how this goes.
 
2013-06-13 01:16:37 PM

weirdneighbour: [i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]
ok, it's been five years now, who are these guys and what does this photo mean?


That image is practically an icon at this point, much like the floppy disk means "save this file". It needs no explanation.
 
2013-06-13 02:04:30 PM

weirdneighbour: [i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]
ok, it's been five years now, who are these guys and what does this photo mean?


"Know how I know you are gay"  or something like that.

There was an article a few years ago where the two people pictured claimed they didn't need to have sexual relationships in order to be happy in life.

Of course the joke is that the guy shaved guy has a picture of himself with a beard on his shirt and the person who first made the joke was pointing out that the guy next to him has a beard and looks suspiciously like the person on the shaved guy's shirt.

So yeah, it's basically just making fun of gamers who prefer gaming to sex.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-13 02:07:00 PM

weirdneighbour: [i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]
ok, it's been five years now, who are these guys and what does this photo mean?


They were the first legally married same sex couple in Vermont.
 
2013-06-13 02:13:24 PM

thecpt: Y'all gonna make me lose my mind


i208.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-13 02:36:29 PM

vudukungfu: Why does long island always give me a boner?


Maybe you got a thing for particle accelerators?
 
2013-06-13 02:39:49 PM

thomps: weirdneighbour: [i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]
ok, it's been five years now, who are these guys and what does this photo mean?

the joke is that they don't know how to correctly hold video game controllers and fail at the game they are playing in increasingly hilarious ways. people post it as a way to communicate that they think a previous commenter has no idea what s/he is doing.


Thank you!  Finally someone explained it.
 
2013-06-13 02:55:59 PM

skinink: Blues_X: Supermodels shouldn't have bird legs.

Are you completely ignoring her spectacular boobs? And anyways, they hardly look like bird's legs.
[nowackness.com image 630x350]


She has bovine legs. I'd still put them over my shoulders though........
 
2013-06-13 03:00:17 PM

shifter_: skinink: Blues_X: Supermodels shouldn't have bird legs.

Are you completely ignoring her spectacular boobs? And anyways, they hardly look like bird's legs.
[nowackness.com image 630x350]

She has bovine legs. I'd still put them over my shoulders though........


I'd handle her udders, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-13 03:27:38 PM

Kaeishiwaza: Kate Beckinsale is ∞ hotter than Kate Upton.


I'll go all Studman here - Kate Upton is not hot. She's pretty, and has a terrific rack, but she has no waist, no hips, and no ass.
 
2013-06-13 04:05:08 PM

coeyagi: Kaeishiwaza: coeyagi: Kaeishiwaza: Kate Beckinsale is ∞ hotter than Kate Upton.

I am willing to bet that anyone who says that (and there are many) has never seen any of her incidences of onscreen nudity.

Think Teri Hatcher in Heaven's Prisoners - the movie that single-handedly made Teri Hatcher not hot.

[i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]

Know how I know you have distorted tastes in women if you think Beckinsale is hotter than Upton?

//and i like brunettes, just not brunettes with cucumber tits.  Seriously, go see her onscreen nudity screenshots, ass clown


Whole cucumbers? Or slices?
 
2013-06-13 04:45:03 PM

texdent: That was stupid.


But pretty fast on the draw.

And really, no more stupid than the adoration of a standard-issue cutie whose distinguishing feature is a thickish for modelling middle.
 
2013-06-13 05:09:16 PM
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
 
2013-06-13 06:02:24 PM

Carousel Beast: Kaeishiwaza: Kate Beckinsale is ∞ hotter than Kate Upton.

I'll go all Studman here - Kate Upton is not hot. She's pretty, and has a terrific rack, but she has no waist, no hips, and no ass.


www.skinnygossip.com
 
2013-06-13 06:21:51 PM

agsfark: [us.cdn001.fansshare.com image 850x1360]


you are my hero
 
2013-06-13 06:23:26 PM

weirdneighbour: Carousel Beast: Kaeishiwaza: Kate Beckinsale is ∞ hotter than Kate Upton.

I'll go all Studman here - Kate Upton is not hot. She's pretty, and has a terrific rack, but she has no waist, no hips, and no ass.

[www.skinnygossip.com image 486x736]


you forgot to add she seems to have a great attitude and seems fun (since we really don't know) and a cute smile.

Cute and fun attitude trumps your issues with her.
 
2013-06-13 07:54:47 PM

weirdneighbour: LectertheChef: weirdneighbour: [i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]
ok, it's been five years now, who are these guys and what does this photo mean?

Go watch 40 Year Old Virgin.

PizzaJedi81: weirdneighbour: [i219.photobucket.com image 477x316]
ok, it's been five years now, who are these guys and what does this photo mean?

I forget the movie, but they have a discussion which begins: Know how I know you're gay?

//My favorite: Your dick tastes like shiat.

Ah, thank-you,


If you wanted to know the movie, it's 40-year old virgin.
 
2013-06-13 09:14:21 PM

Torrent of Rubbish: thecpt: Y'all gonna make me lose my mind

[i208.photobucket.com image 600x400]


Awesome.
 
2013-06-14 02:35:45 AM

weirdneighbour: Carousel Beast: Kaeishiwaza: Kate Beckinsale is ∞ hotter than Kate Upton.

I'll go all Studman here - Kate Upton is not hot perfect. She's pretty, and has a terrific rack, but she has no waist, no hips, and no ass.

[www.skinnygossip.com image 486x736]


Fixed that for you.  Not being perfect is part of what makes her so hot, unless you think being openly approachable (i.e. not so perfect that you're utterly intimidated to approach her) isn't a desirable trait.
 
2013-06-14 06:55:12 AM
shifter_:
She has bovine legs. I'd still put them over my shoulders though........

You don't know what words mean, do you?:) Her legs are like sticks, genius. If anything, they're the very definition of chicken legs. If those are "bovine" legs then 99% of humans have elephant legs! Get a clue.
 
2013-06-14 10:02:38 AM
I are stupider for having clicked through that waste of time.
 
2013-06-14 10:49:35 AM
My brain read that as Kate's Uptons and I was totally expecting pictures of Kate Upton's breasts.
 
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