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2013-06-13 11:00:37 AM  
THIS IS IMPORTANT! THIS MEANS SOMETHING!
 
2013-06-13 11:02:58 AM  
g-ecx.images-amazon.com
The Hulk's farts are worse than anybody's
 
2013-06-13 11:04:20 AM  
I miss the days, before Liefeld, that comic book art didn't generally suck.
 
2013-06-13 11:07:53 AM  
Some people fap to the strangest things.
 
2013-06-13 11:13:37 AM  
robot6.comicbookresources.com

"AAAAUUGH! That's what happens when the oil hits the anus!"
 
2013-06-13 11:16:56 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [g-ecx.images-amazon.com image 720x486]
The Hulk's farts are worse than anybody's


It's not supposed to smell like roses.
 
2013-06-13 11:20:16 AM  

kid_icarus: Some people fap to the strangest things.


Right? People have some weird fetishes.
 
2013-06-13 11:23:49 AM  

INeedAName: kid_icarus: Some people fap to the strangest things.

Right? People have some weird fetishes.


Like a haunted vagina?
 
2013-06-13 11:24:36 AM  
Now those are some remarkable anuses.
 
2013-06-13 11:25:56 AM  

Fano: INeedAName: kid_icarus: Some people fap to the strangest things.

Right? People have some weird fetishes.

Like a haunted vagina?


Why will Samantha Brown never learn?
 
2013-06-13 11:34:35 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I miss the days, before Liefeld, that comic book art didn't generally suck.


Hey, now...those were generally proportional, the feet didn't look like big flat flaps, and I counted ZERO pouches.
 
2013-06-13 11:39:10 AM  

PizzaJedi81: FirstNationalBastard: I miss the days, before Liefeld, that comic book art didn't generally suck.

Hey, now...those were generally proportional, the feet didn't look like big flat flaps, and I counted ZERO pouches.


Batman is the OG of pouch wearers.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-13 11:48:50 AM  
OK, Jubilee farting fireworks is kind of funny.
 
2013-06-13 12:17:52 PM  
Thought ComicsAlliance was shut down?
 
2013-06-13 12:17:53 PM  
Wouldn't Superman's or Supergirl's cause gail force winds or a sonic boom?
 
2013-06-13 12:23:19 PM  
"I'm the best there is at what I do and what I do best isn't very nice..."
- Wolverine


/pfft
 
2013-06-13 12:26:47 PM  

texdent: Thought ComicsAlliance was shut down?


Yes, it was.  AOL shut down all of their entertainment sites

Then...they returned.

Townsquare Media bought the rights...and brought the band back together.  There were a couple of links hailing it's return that were redlighted.

/WELCOME BACK COMICS ALLIANCE~!
 
2013-06-13 12:35:02 PM  
Sometimes you read something on the internet that makes you question the validity of geek stereotypes.

This is not one of those things, and their hosting company ought to charge them double for the space they
wasted in covering this story.
 
2013-06-13 12:51:04 PM  
You know who I'd steer clear from?

Swamp Thing.

I bet he unleashes something unholy.
 
2013-06-13 01:03:44 PM  
www.fimfiction-static.net
barfblog.com
 
2013-06-13 01:06:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I miss the days, before Liefeld, that comic book art didn't generally suck.


hey now.  tons of artists out there these days are doing AMAZING things with comics and lots of comics look far better than anything I read as a kid back in the 70's and 80's (digital coloring may have a bit to do with that as well.  Some of the new Iron Man books look damn cinematic).

having said that, there are a ton of comic artists that were obviously influenced by Leifeld that really need to have the Leifeld beat out of them because ROB SUCKS.  He sucked when he was a "hot artist" and honestly I think he has gotten worse over the years.
 
2013-06-13 01:08:51 PM  

frepnog: He sucked when he was a "hot artist" and honestly I think he has gotten worse over the years.


Usually, when an artist has been working for 20+ years, they get better or, at the least, more refined. Look at John Romita, Jr. (Shut up, I like him.). He has a distinctive e style, you can ALWAYS tell a JRJr book...but it looks good. Yeah, his women look similar, but at least it doesn't suck.
 
2013-06-13 01:10:18 PM  
I bet Plastic Man's farts smell like burnt rubber, and Zatanna's farts sounds like "!TRAF". When Black Canary lets one rip, she bursts every eardrum in a 20 foot radius. When Oracle lets one loose, she just craps herself. (I'm going to hell for that one).
 
2013-06-13 01:14:27 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: I bet Plastic Man's farts smell like burnt rubber, and Zatanna's farts sounds like "!TRAF". When Black Canary lets one rip, she bursts every eardrum in a 20 foot radius. When Oracle lets one loose, she just craps herself. (I'm going to hell for that one).


And when Batman lets one go?
 
2013-06-13 01:14:27 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: (I'm going to hell for that one).


I'll be in the next seat still giggling.
 
2013-06-13 01:17:14 PM  
FirstNationalBastard: I miss the days, before Liefeld, that comic book art didn't generally suck.

hey now.  tons of artists out there these days are doing AMAZING things with comics and lots of comics look far better than anything I read as a kid back in the 70's and 80's (digital coloring may have a bit to do with that as well.  Some of the new Iron Man books look damn cinematic).

having said that, there are a ton of comic artists that were obviously influenced by Leifeld that really need to have the Leifeld beat out of them because ROB SUCKS.  He sucked when he was a "hot artist" and honestly I think he has gotten worse over the years.


At least it's not Greg Land...where EVERYONE HAS THE SAME FARKING SMILE.

GIS if you don't believe.
 
2013-06-13 01:19:12 PM  

FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: I miss the days, before Liefeld, that comic book art didn't generally suck.

hey now.  tons of artists out there these days are doing AMAZING things with comics and lots of comics look far better than anything I read as a kid back in the 70's and 80's (digital coloring may have a bit to do with that as well.  Some of the new Iron Man books look damn cinematic).

having said that, there are a ton of comic artists that were obviously influenced by Leifeld that really need to have the Leifeld beat out of them because ROB SUCKS.  He sucked when he was a "hot artist" and honestly I think he has gotten worse over the years.

At least it's not Greg Land...where EVERYONE HAS THE SAME FARKING SMILE.

GIS if you don't believe.


Greg Land?  Doesn't he plagiarize porno shots?
 
2013-06-13 01:27:09 PM  

texdent: Thought ComicsAlliance was shut down?


Now I can go back to hate-reading all of Chris Sims' articles.

/even his picture on the sidebar makes me punchy!
 
2013-06-13 01:31:10 PM  

PizzaJedi81: FuryOfFirestorm: I bet Plastic Man's farts smell like burnt rubber, and Zatanna's farts sounds like "!TRAF". When Black Canary lets one rip, she bursts every eardrum in a 20 foot radius. When Oracle lets one loose, she just craps herself. (I'm going to hell for that one).

And when Batman lets one go?


You won't know it hit you until it was too late.
 
2013-06-13 01:32:19 PM  

HeartBurnKid: FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: I miss the days, before Liefeld, that comic book art didn't generally suck.

hey now.  tons of artists out there these days are doing AMAZING things with comics and lots of comics look far better than anything I read as a kid back in the 70's and 80's (digital coloring may have a bit to do with that as well.  Some of the new Iron Man books look damn cinematic).

having said that, there are a ton of comic artists that were obviously influenced by Leifeld that really need to have the Leifeld beat out of them because ROB SUCKS.  He sucked when he was a "hot artist" and honestly I think he has gotten worse over the years.

At least it's not Greg Land...where EVERYONE HAS THE SAME FARKING SMILE.

GIS if you don't believe.

Greg Land?  Doesn't he plagiarize porno shots?


among other shots...
 
2013-06-13 01:33:13 PM  

PizzaJedi81: FuryOfFirestorm: I bet Plastic Man's farts smell like burnt rubber, and Zatanna's farts sounds like "!TRAF". When Black Canary lets one rip, she bursts every eardrum in a 20 foot radius. When Oracle lets one loose, she just craps herself. (I'm going to hell for that one).

And when Batman lets one go?


...Alfred cleans it up.

it's why Batman smells. Or so I heard.
 
2013-06-13 01:33:45 PM  

HeartBurnKid: FinFangFark: FirstNationalBastard: I miss the days, before Liefeld, that comic book art didn't generally suck.

hey now.  tons of artists out there these days are doing AMAZING things with comics and lots of comics look far better than anything I read as a kid back in the 70's and 80's (digital coloring may have a bit to do with that as well.  Some of the new Iron Man books look damn cinematic).

having said that, there are a ton of comic artists that were obviously influenced by Leifeld that really need to have the Leifeld beat out of them because ROB SUCKS.  He sucked when he was a "hot artist" and honestly I think he has gotten worse over the years.

At least it's not Greg Land...where EVERYONE HAS THE SAME FARKING SMILE.

GIS if you don't believe.

Greg Land?  Doesn't he plagiarize porno shots?


From the GIS, it looks like he plagiarizes from just about everyone and everything. He must have gone to the same school of  art ethics as Justin Osbourn:  http://metalbandart.com/?p=2835
 
2013-06-13 01:42:58 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-13 01:58:03 PM  

fromheretomaturity: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x750]


Can you image if that guy at dinner at Chipotle?

Scary thought.
 
2013-06-13 03:13:45 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Sometimes you read something on the internet that makes you question the validity of geek stereotypes.

This is not one of those things, and their hosting company ought to charge them double for the space they
wasted in covering this story.


All my life I've found farts hilarious in any context. Those cartoons broke that streak.
 
2013-06-13 03:48:01 PM  
well...
I suppose...
you could frame these as western versions of He-gassen pieces.
If they didn't look like fetish porn.
 
2013-06-13 05:15:20 PM  
FuryOfFirestorm:  When Oracle lets one loose, she just craps herself. (I'm going to hell for that one).

In a handcart. Not a wheelchair.
 
2013-06-13 08:17:35 PM  
So, if the flash is running at speed... is it expelled at equal speed and settle, does it just sort of stretch out over such a distance the density is near zero and it has no odor. Oh, or does continue moving on the same trajectory at full speed. Like, he can run towards someone, let one rip, take a quick left and leave a supersonic blast headed their direction?
 
2013-06-13 11:34:07 PM  

fromheretomaturity: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x750]


I don't buy figurines, but if they had that one available, it would be on my shelf.
 
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