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(WMUR New Hampshire)   "Gee Officer, I am not sure how my truck came to be parked on top of the toll booth, I swear"   (wmur.com) divider line 12
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2013-06-13 12:23:10 PM
It's New Hampshire.  So either
a) drunk
b) moron
c) both
 
2013-06-13 12:23:50 PM
www.instablogsimages.com

"Amateur."
 
2013-06-13 12:26:34 PM

FrancoFile: It's New Hampshire.  So either
a) drunk
b) moron
c) both


You missed one important possibility, seeing he's on the MA/NH border:

a)Masshole transplant
b) drunk
c) moron
d) all of the above
 
2013-06-13 12:30:08 PM
That's probably the absolut truth.
 
2013-06-13 12:41:01 PM
I put that envelope under that garbage.
 
2013-06-13 12:55:48 PM
Officer, good evening, allow me to explain
This spectacle you see beside the road.
Its been a long hard day, and Im just a victim,
of circumstances beyond my control.
Now let me just assure you, Im not a drinkin man,
I work hard to uphold every law.
Those people in that other car are friends of my ex wife,
No matter what they told you they saw.

The car was upside down when I got here
I left it right side up some time ago
Some kids drove by and poured something all down my shirt,
It might have been tequila, I dont know.
I just stepped in the woods for a midnight prayer,
I dont know what went down while I was not here.
That stop sign was on the windshield when I bought the car
And the car was upside down when I got here.

Officer, my reputation speaks for itself,
Im as innocent and gentle as a child
That fist fight with my momma, well that was 3 months ago,
I cant believe thats still on my file.
Now a conscientious peacekeeper such as yourself
Must surely recognize an honest guy
And since most of my money goes to charitable causes,
I cant afford no DWI

- Tommy Alverson "Upside Down"
 
2013-06-13 01:17:19 PM

FrancoFile: It's New Hampshire.  So either
a) drunk
b) moron
c) both


The license plate clearly says ME on it...
 
2013-06-13 01:21:39 PM

BgJonson79: FrancoFile: It's New Hampshire.  So either
a) drunk
b) moron
c) both

The license plate clearly says ME on it...


So (c) then.
 
2013-06-13 01:33:32 PM

FrancoFile: BgJonson79: FrancoFile: It's New Hampshire.  So either
a) drunk
b) moron
c) both

The license plate clearly says ME on it...

So (c) then.


Not a NH plate...must have been a Masshole.
 
2013-06-13 02:58:19 PM
When this photo appeared on Reddit, the caption was "This is why you don't stop in the E-ZPass lane".
 
2013-06-13 09:12:28 PM
Maybe he was trying to cut in line, like this guy:

www.joeydevilla.com
 
2013-06-14 01:23:14 AM
Are we sure there couldn't have been usage of a cell phone going on?

/just sayin'
 
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