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(East Grinstead Courier)   UFOs spotted near Church of Scientology HQ   (eastgrinsteadcourier.co.uk) divider line 52
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2013-06-13 10:55:10 AM  
Nah, it was just some old DC-8's flying around.  False alarm.
 
2013-06-13 11:01:59 AM  
CLOSE CALL: Two UFOs were spotted close to the Church of Scientology in East Grinstead

The picture associated with that caption (unlinkable) looks like a scene out The Prisoner.  Rather amusing.
 
2013-06-13 11:19:15 AM  
fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-06-13 11:23:14 AM  
Will Smith will take care of the aliens.
 
2013-06-13 11:36:47 AM  
i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-13 11:38:56 AM  
Also seen at Gatwick airport recently:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-13 11:49:05 AM  
Damnit!  They were going to make first contact but then turned around.  Come back!  We aren't all like that.  You just happen to land in really shiatty places all over the world...Oh.
 
2013-06-13 11:49:56 AM  
I don't mind the dying, but I really don't want to watch a 3D movie for thirty-six days.
 
2013-06-13 12:10:06 PM  

Walker: [fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net image 600x800]


LOL!
 
2013-06-13 12:29:10 PM  
And soon ... all the celebrity closeted gays mysteriously disappeared.
 
2013-06-13 12:30:14 PM  
They're after the gold!
 
2013-06-13 12:35:23 PM  
L. Ron is BACK!
 
2013-06-13 12:37:33 PM  
I don't know what it means but I know someone's going to get probed....
 
2013-06-13 12:37:56 PM  
So aliens visit some bumfark town not a lot of people know about? They should visit Paris or Berlin, very nice this time of year.
 
2013-06-13 12:40:26 PM  
Maybe their god is coming for them.
img809.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-13 12:47:59 PM  
cdn.mos.totalfilm.com
 
2013-06-13 12:49:23 PM  
www.bubblews.com

You're not helping
 
2013-06-13 12:53:37 PM  
FTFA: He said: "This is one of the most spectacular and intriguing UFO sightings that I have heard about in recent years. The evidence is first-rate; the witnesses are experienced pilots and critically, there is radar evidence to back up their stories."

...not to mention the shaky, blurry video footage...
 
2013-06-13 12:57:39 PM  
I bet Xenu that was coming
 
2013-06-13 01:02:20 PM  
Oh, well, I wouldn't believe it, but PILOTS say they saw it.

And these are folks who apparently show up drunk to fly a couple hundred people across the world, so you know they're trustworthy and have good judgement.
 
2013-06-13 01:03:13 PM  
I was going to post this with a funnier headline and an Obvious tag. But I figured that Farkers clean out the Fortean Times breaking news pretty early in the morning, so why bother?
 
2013-06-13 01:03:36 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-13 01:06:48 PM  
UFO, you say? Over Great Britain, you say?

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-06-13 01:09:38 PM  
Is this the thread where we mention that Tom Cruise is gay?
 
2013-06-13 01:13:00 PM  
Drones.
 
2013-06-13 01:15:01 PM  

dittybopper: Nah, it was just some old DC-8's flying around.


done in one.
 
2013-06-13 01:19:30 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Oh, well, I wouldn't believe it, but PILOTS say they saw it.

And these are folks who apparently show up drunk to fly a couple hundred people across the world, so you know they're trustworthy and have good judgement.


In one of the redlit links about this, in a semi-respectable publication, they quoted one of the pilots as saying they looked like toys.  So more than likely it was a RC quadracopter or similar with a "UFO" shell that some prankesters were flying to mock Xenu.
 
2013-06-13 01:23:16 PM  
 
2013-06-13 01:38:16 PM  
The UFO was actually built by the Church.  What did you think they were doing with all that money they're lifting off of idiots?
 
2013-06-13 01:39:47 PM  
This raises an interesting question in me-

Let us say that, hypothetically, flying saucers were to actually land in front of swarms of media on the lawn of the Co$, and out pop all these little grey-skinned, black-eyed Zeta Riticulans or whoever, and they actually say, "Yup, L. Ron was right all along!  John
Travolta is the new pope!"

How do you think the world would respond?  After the obvious, "It's all some Scientology marketing stunt" stuff died down and people realized they were actually aliens for real, I mean.
 
2013-06-13 01:44:58 PM  
They must have been serving crabcakes that day
 
2013-06-13 01:45:19 PM  
Dear alien life forms,

TAKE THEM HOME WITH YOU, PLZ!!

Sincerely,
The rest of us
 
2013-06-13 01:46:36 PM  
Probably one of these

image.dhgate.com
 
2013-06-13 01:55:52 PM  

D135: The UFO was actually built by the Church.  What did you think they were doing with all that money they're lifting off of idiots?


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-13 01:56:48 PM  

blatz514: [i2.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Screen cap from "The Exorcist," right?

/No, I'm not new around here.  But I'm hearing creepy music, irregardless and irrespective of whichever this thread may go.

//Without maps, and such as them
 
2013-06-13 01:57:02 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Now if only volcanoes would erupt next to all Scientology churches.
/or under them.
 
2013-06-13 02:02:45 PM  

Diogenes: CLOSE CALL: Two UFOs were spotted close to the Church of Scientology in East Grinstead

The picture associated with that caption (unlinkable) looks like a scene out The Prisoner.  Rather amusing.


Good call
www.thisissussex.co.uk
 
2013-06-13 02:09:38 PM  
I thought that Scientology was a hoax.
 
2013-06-13 02:10:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-13 02:29:54 PM  
leblow.co.uk

OPEN WIDE!!!  XENU IS COMING!!!!  WOOOHOOO!!!


 
2013-06-13 02:49:17 PM  
I wish they'd pulled this shiat in China.
 
2013-06-13 02:52:48 PM  
www.theblindcard.com
 
2013-06-13 03:17:39 PM  
Breaking News. Glenn Beck reconsidering becoming a Mormon instead of a Scientologist.
noraroseallendotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-13 03:20:37 PM  

SoupJohnB: blatz514: [i2.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Screen cap from "The Exorcist," right?

/No, I'm not new around here.  But I'm hearing creepy music, irregardless and irrespective of whichever this thread may go.

//Without maps, and such as them


Huh, I'm not sure.  But now I got that in my head too.

I just did a general GIS for "streetlight."  You know, 'cause aliens.
 
2013-06-13 03:29:23 PM  
I didn't real the article or the thread.

/but I suspect it's a streetlight.
 
2013-06-13 03:32:39 PM  

radarlove: This raises an interesting question in me-

Let us say that, hypothetically, flying saucers were to actually land in front of swarms of media on the lawn of the Co$, and out pop all these little grey-skinned, black-eyed Zeta Riticulans or whoever, and they actually say, "Yup, L. Ron was right all along!  John
Travolta is the new pope!"

How do you think the world would respond?  After the obvious, "It's all some Scientology marketing stunt" stuff died down and people realized they were actually aliens for real, I mean.


Collective suicide?
 
2013-06-13 03:45:47 PM  
Repeat spotted on the Main page.
 
2013-06-13 03:47:01 PM  
From Airprox's website:

2012175
B777-200 (CAT)
2 Untraced Objects (NK)
D (Gatwick CTR)
A sighting report on final approach.
D

http://www.airproxboard.org.uk/default.aspx?catid=423&pagetype=68&gi d= 988   from April 2013.

Yeah, that UFO Expert Pope dude sure had all the info straight.  Some pilot due say 2 untraced objects.  That must mean they were UFOs over Scientology.  Oh and was that whole 100 feet thing named in some other Airprox report or did Ufologist Pope pull it out of thin air?

/Hey.  That's a great name for a new Broadway musical: "UFOs Over Scientology!"
 
2013-06-13 03:53:13 PM  

pheelix: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x360]


"But you don't know how to drive!"
 
2013-06-13 05:15:27 PM  
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2013-06-13 11:25:40 PM  

bedtundy: [leblow.co.uk image 445x312]

OPEN WIDE!!!  XENU IS COMING!!!!  WOOOHOOO!!!


Isn't Xenu a bad guy in Scientology mythology?
 
2013-06-13 11:38:38 PM  

Allen. The end.: pheelix: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x360]

"But you don't know how to drive!"


Best goddamned car in the yard.
 
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