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(Washington Post)   For the first time ever, white people are dying faster than they're being born. Aw, we'll miss you guys   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 718
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2013-06-13 11:03:04 AM
Thank God! Now the world will be a complete utopia!
 
2013-06-13 11:03:19 AM
Thanks subby, knowing I'll be missed by more than my dog lifts the heart
 
2013-06-13 11:03:41 AM
Well, it was a good run.
 
2013-06-13 11:03:54 AM
Simple solution. Ban contraception for the Irish. They should reverse that trend in 5-10 years tops.
 
2013-06-13 11:04:38 AM
Doing my part.  No babbies, I hope.
 
2013-06-13 11:05:01 AM
This is why the Angry White Guy Party is so desperate to suppress voting by anyone who isn't pale. They know their days are numbered
 
2013-06-13 11:05:13 AM
I'm not dead yet
 
2013-06-13 11:05:56 AM
That's okay. Melanin's prettier than my pasty complexion.
 
2013-06-13 11:06:10 AM
Good.  Now the rest of you can pay for everybody else's welfare/healthcare/b*stard children/Obamacare/illegal aliens, etc.  I'm sick of it.

You're welcome!
 
2013-06-13 11:06:10 AM
White people problems.
 
2013-06-13 11:06:16 AM
Non-hispanic whites, you mean. Wassamatta, subs, don't like salsa?
 
2013-06-13 11:07:02 AM
Just heard on NPR this morning that Asians in Texas are increasing their population moreso than Blacks.

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2013-06-13 11:07:10 AM
Yeah, the other day I was messing around with my 5 other cornea layers.  Now I know I can take it to the next level.
 
2013-06-13 11:07:26 AM
I did my part... 3 kids. Rest of you whites need to stop biatching about stretch marks and make some babies.
 
2013-06-13 11:08:10 AM
The beginning of the end for the baby boomers.  Enjoy your eternity in hell.
 
2013-06-13 11:08:18 AM

metric: I'm not dead yet


You should go for a walk.
 
2013-06-13 11:08:19 AM
Geez, can't a honky sleep off a drunken night in a ditch without being tossed into a body bag?
I almost suffocated in it on the trip to the morgue!
 
2013-06-13 11:09:11 AM

UrukHaiGuyz: Non-hispanic whites, you mean. Wassamatta, subs, don't like salsa?


I knew there had to be a rub.

/Paler than a ghost
//No kids... yet.
 
2013-06-13 11:09:18 AM
There's less snow because of global warming. Without or natural camouflage white people became susceptible to predators.
 
2013-06-13 11:09:21 AM
Honkeypocalypse
 
2013-06-13 11:09:51 AM

Cold_Sassy: Good.  Now the rest of you can pay for everybody else's welfare/healthcare/b*stard children/Obamacare/illegal aliens, etc.  I'm sick of it.

You're welcome!


THIS.
 
2013-06-13 11:10:15 AM

Cold_Sassy: Good.  Now the rest of you can pay for everybody else's welfare/healthcare/b*stard children/Obamacare/illegal aliens, etc.  I'm sick of it.

You're welcome!


HA HA! YOU'RE SCARED OF MINORITIES.
 
2013-06-13 11:10:36 AM
Hopefully none of the panicked Republican sex that results from this story will be videotaped.

(Fox headline: "OBAMA BAN ON WHITES TAKES EFFECT")
 
2013-06-13 11:10:37 AM
I keep forgetting I'm evil, thanks for reminding me.
 
2013-06-13 11:10:41 AM
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Holy crap!  Who would have thought he would have been right about anything, let alone this.
 
2013-06-13 11:12:10 AM
So white is the new black?
 
2013-06-13 11:12:59 AM
WHITE ANCHOR BABBIES!!!!
 
2013-06-13 11:13:12 AM
With whitey gone, the entire world will soon become a Detroit-esque paradise!
 
2013-06-13 11:13:34 AM

Maud Dib: Just heard on NPR this morning that Asians in Texas are increasing their population moreso than Blacks.


Hey, there's hot white people too! Unless you have that jaundiced fever
 
2013-06-13 11:14:32 AM
Which leave more and more sexy minority women for the remaining white males. Sweet!
 
2013-06-13 11:14:34 AM

ChipNASA: WHITE ANCHOR BABBIES!!!!


Known as "Wankers" for short.
 
2013-06-13 11:14:38 AM
This latest demographic fall is not the first harbinger of the future: Earlier this year, census figures showed that for the first time in U.S. history, a majority of babies were minorities.

So whites are more educated and responsible about using contraceptives and only having as many kids as they can properly support? You don't say.
 
2013-06-13 11:14:40 AM
Note to self: divest ALL shares in the polyester slacks industry.
 
2013-06-13 11:14:47 AM

metric: I'm not dead yet


But you're not at all well
 
2013-06-13 11:14:49 AM

Ned Stark: There's less snow because of global warming. Without or natural camouflage white people became susceptible to predators.


That is funny on SO many levels.  Expect to see it on Leno tonight.  I don't want to say his writers scan through the Fark comments, but ...
 
2013-06-13 11:14:58 AM
Yes, you will.
 
2013-06-13 11:15:13 AM
Having kids would interfere with my man-child lifestyle. Sorry, white folks.
 
2013-06-13 11:15:25 AM
man, this thread really is bringing out people's true racist cowardly colors, huh?
 
2013-06-13 11:15:43 AM

Stabone33: So white is the new black?


Inner-city youth are a few years away from sporting J. Crew fashions and listening to Dar Williams as a way to express their anger at the injustice of the system.
 
2013-06-13 11:15:46 AM
Is this counting all half-white, half-other babies as non-white?

I ask because when my (white) kid is born in late November, all of its cousins on both sides will be interracial.
 
2013-06-13 11:15:48 AM
Our children keep murdering us with unsecured guns.
 
2013-06-13 11:16:20 AM

MexicanNerd: UrukHaiGuyz: Non-hispanic whites, you mean. Wassamatta, subs, don't like salsa?

I knew there had to be a rub.

/Paler than a ghost
//No kids... yet.


Well, stop rubbin' it and find a fertile woman!
 
2013-06-13 11:16:24 AM
Who's going to be left to pay taxes?
 
2013-06-13 11:16:30 AM
Although the percentage is small, several demographers said they are not aware of another time in U.S. history - not even during the Depression or wars - when there was such shrinkage among the dominant racial group.

I seem to remember there being an indigenous people who's numbers declined pretty rapidly at one point. Why is it that everyone seems to forget that.
 
2013-06-13 11:16:50 AM
I blame dat ass!
 
2013-06-13 11:17:20 AM
Am I too late for the self-loathing?
 
2013-06-13 11:17:47 AM
I just had my first at 28. I got time for 2 or 3 more.
 
2013-06-13 11:18:10 AM

Aarontology: Cold_Sassy: Good.  Now the rest of you can pay for everybody else's welfare/healthcare/b*stard children/Obamacare/illegal aliens, etc.  I'm sick of it.

You're welcome!

HA HA! YOU'RE SCARED OF MINORITIES.


Oh it's worse than that. We're turning white people INTO BROWN PEOPLE by knocking up their daughters and seducing their sons. Good times. :)
 
2013-06-13 11:18:20 AM

Saners: This latest demographic fall is not the first harbinger of the future: Earlier this year, census figures showed that for the first time in U.S. history, a majority of babies were minorities.

So whites are more educated and responsible about using contraceptives and only having as many kids as they can properly support? You don't say.


Uh yeah no.  Allow me to introduce you to the concept of "trailer trash".  My cousins being great examples.  Both have three kids, three fathers, no income.  Awesome.  White as a ghost.
 
2013-06-13 11:18:25 AM
Ancedotally, my white parents had six kids. Those six kids combined had three kids. Those three kids have yet to produce another single great-grandkid, even though they're 22, 28 and 31.
 
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