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(Shepton Mallet Journal)   Just when you think he couldn't be any more evil. Darth Vader slammed for 'disrespecting Armed Forces'. What a villain   (sheptonmalletjournal.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-06-13 08:27:31 AM  
Perhaps he can find new ways to motivate them.
 
2013-06-13 08:32:05 AM  
The officers and sailors of VAQ-209 beg to differ.
 
2013-06-13 08:32:29 AM  

i0.kym-cdn.com

 
2013-06-13 08:33:01 AM  
LOL. And they deserve respect for...?

Respect is something earned.
 
2013-06-13 08:40:51 AM  
I hear he also cheats at Uno.

i224.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-13 08:48:54 AM  
Say what you will about the lack of military thinking in the Empire, but they never tried to land at Gallipoli.
 
2013-06-13 09:00:00 AM  
Armed forces deserve more respect than fairy tale movies.

They knew the parade protocol, violated, it and got called on it. Suck it up biatches. The world doesn't need to cave to you because you think you're above it.

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2013-06-13 09:07:26 AM  

gsomatt: They knew the parade protocol, violated, it and got called on it.


I guess you didn't read the article then.  They were specifically told what to do by the Military, and they did it.

gsomatt:
-I don't read anyone else comments. I scroll to the bottom, post my own, and then leave.
-Liberals are brainwashed, pop culture, instant info addicts. Break the chains of the NWO. Research and think for yourselves.


I see... so you don't research, yet you expect others to.  Interesting.
 
2013-06-13 09:10:18 AM  

gsomatt: Armed forces deserve more respect than fairy tale movies.

They knew the parade protocol, violated, it and got called on it. Suck it up biatches. The world doesn't need to cave to you because you think you're above it.

Please note:
-I don't read anyone else comments. I scroll to the bottom, post my own, and then leave.
-I surf using an app similar to TOR, so fark get no "hits" or tracking stats from me.
-Adblock fully engaged and fark NOT white-listed.
-Liberals are brainwashed, pop culture, instant info addicts. Break the chains of the NWO. Research and think for yourselves.


wat
 
2013-06-13 09:22:24 AM  
Lord Vader, do you know why we called you to this board?

Vader: I have a feeling.

Are you aware that on Thursday, 12 May, you put allegedly a psychic choke hold on Specialist Freakstorm?

Vader: He was insolent. I sent him to the motor pool to perform PMCS (preventive maintenance checks and services) on his vehicle. I found him in the day room, watching television.

Lord Vader, the United States Army does not approve of corporal abuse of their enlisted personnel. It was reported by Specialist Freakstorm that he showed you his Time Out Card(*). Is this correct?

Vader: He had such a thing in his possession. I took it from him and tore it in half right before his eyes. When I give an order, I expect it to be carried out.

Well, Lord Vader. That's another problem. Army regs state that when a Time Out card is displayed, both parties must cease and desist until a third, unaffiliated party can intermediate.

Vader: So If I order a battalion to attack and they don't like it, they can opt out until I find another battalion to discuss the mission with the first? I do not believe we can achieve victory if the people I command can question their orders.

Lord Vader: This is 2013 not some galaxy long long ago. Our soldiers are enlightened and we seek their input for every matter that involves them. Now the incident in which you were called for. Are you aware that Specialist Freakstorm did not go to the motor pool because (checks paperwork) it was 'raining or looked like rain'? According to Specialist Freakstorm, it is impossible to perform some motor maintenance duties when it is raining. "Oil contamination with rain water that would negative affect the vehicle's performance." Specialist Freakstorm's exact words. Were you aware of that?

Vader: You are all idiots! Why did I listen to the stupid ROTC Army recruiter?

Now Lord Vader. We are not here to punish. We are here to correct a bad situation for the good of all. It is this board's suggestion that you take Remedial Sensitivity Training and a class called "Working with Your Soldiers". It's actually an eight hour PowerPoint show read to you by a high pitched nasally PFC. If, I mean when you complete this additional training you will write Specialist Freakstorm a letter as to why you were wrong and what you have learned from this experience.

Vader: Gah!! How did I even get here? I thought I died back on the Death Star II and was cremated by my idiot Jedi School Dropout son!

Now Lord Vader. Control your anger issues. Don't make this board use an exclamation point! Oh dang.

Vader: See this red switch here? It's my off switch. This Army touchy feely crap and idiots like you make me want to push it. Soldiers should accept every command as gospel! They are not here to be coddled. They are cogs in a very big machine. It only works when they do their job without question. Arg! I push button now!

Click

Vader: Stupid droid technicians. Work, damn you (click click click click).

Lord Vader if you are through with your diatribe, this board has other things to attend. It's going to be Specialist Freakstorm's 21st birthday and we want to throw him a surprise birthday party with cake and ice cream. We need to plan this.

Vader (click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click)

Can you do that outside. Oh and don't tell Specialist Freakstorm about the party. We want it to be a surprise.

(*) Hope the Army doesn't have a Time out card like some other service has.
 
2013-06-13 09:24:57 AM  

gsomatt: -I don't read anyone else comments. I scroll to the bottom, post my own, and then leave.


Account Created: 2013-06-07 11:46:04

*favorited!*
 
2013-06-13 09:34:07 AM  
HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!
 
2013-06-13 09:34:24 AM  

gsomatt: Armed forces deserve more respect than fairy tale movies.

They knew the parade protocol, violated, it and got called on it. Suck it up biatches. The world doesn't need to cave to you because you think you're above it.

Please note:
-I don't read anyone else comments. I scroll to the bottom, post my own, and then leave.
-I surf using an app similar to TOR, so fark get no "hits" or tracking stats from me.
-Adblock fully engaged and fark NOT white-listed.
-Liberals are brainwashed, pop culture, instant info addicts. Break the chains of the NWO. Research and think for yourselves.


www.planetcalypsoforum.com
 
2013-06-13 10:08:29 AM  

gsomatt: Armed forces deserve more respect than fairy tale movies.

They knew the parade protocol, violated, it and got called on it. Suck it up biatches. The world doesn't need to cave to you because you think you're above it.

Please note:
-I don't read anyone else comments. I scroll to the bottom, post my own, and then leave.
-I surf using an app similar to TOR, so fark get no "hits" or tracking stats from me.
-Adblock fully engaged and fark NOT white-listed.
-Liberals are brainwashed, pop culture, instant info addicts. Break the chains of the NWO. Research and think for yourselves.


Heeeeheheheheeeee

You must be so awesome at parties.

Oh wow, I read that a 2nd time and it somehow got funnier.
 
2013-06-13 10:31:50 AM  

gsomatt: Armed forces deserve more respect than fairy tale movies.

They knew the parade protocol, violated, it and got called on it. Suck it up biatches. The world doesn't need to cave to you because you think you're above it.

Please note:
-I don't read anyone else comments. I scroll to the bottom, post my own, and then leave.
-I surf using an app similar to TOR, so fark get no "hits" or tracking stats from me.
-Adblock fully engaged and fark NOT white-listed.
-Liberals are brainwashed, pop culture, instant info addicts. Break the chains of the NWO. Research and think for yourselves.


Favorited as "Clueless FLYNAVY alt".
 
2013-06-13 10:42:48 AM  
I hear lately he works in a local office.

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

I also hear he makes motivational posters for the kids.

ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-06-13 11:59:50 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Lord Vader, do you know why we called you to this board?

Vader: I have a feeling.

Are you aware that on Thursday, 12 May, you put allegedly a psychic choke hold on Specialist Freakstorm?

Vader: He was insolent. I sent him to the motor pool to perform PMCS (preventive maintenance checks and services) on his vehicle. I found him in the day room, watching television.

Lord Vader, the United States Army does not approve of corporal abuse of their enlisted personnel. It was reported by Specialist Freakstorm that he showed you his Time Out Card(*). Is this correct?

Vader: He had such a thing in his possession. I took it from him and tore it in half right before his eyes. When I give an order, I expect it to be carried out.

Well, Lord Vader. That's another problem. Army regs state that when a Time Out card is displayed, both parties must cease and desist until a third, unaffiliated party can intermediate.

Vader: So If I order a battalion to attack and they don't like it, they can opt out until I find another battalion to discuss the mission with the first? I do not believe we can achieve victory if the people I command can question their orders.

Lord Vader: This is 2013 not some galaxy long long ago. Our soldiers are enlightened and we seek their input for every matter that involves them. Now the incident in which you were called for. Are you aware that Specialist Freakstorm did not go to the motor pool because (checks paperwork) it was 'raining or looked like rain'? According to Specialist Freakstorm, it is impossible to perform some motor maintenance duties when it is raining. "Oil contamination with rain water that would negative affect the vehicle's performance." Specialist Freakstorm's exact words. Were you aware of that?

Vader: You are all idiots! Why did I listen to the stupid ROTC Army recruiter?

Now Lord Vader. We are not here to punish. We are here to correct a bad situation for the good of all. It is this board's suggestion tha ...


That was pure awesome!
 
2013-06-13 12:03:22 PM  

gsomatt: Armed forces deserve more respect than fairy tale movies.

They knew the parade protocol, violated, it and got called on it. Suck it up biatches. The world doesn't need to cave to you because you think you're above it.

Please note:
-I don't read anyone else comments. I scroll to the bottom, post my own, and then leave.
-I surf using an app similar to TOR, so fark get no "hits" or tracking stats from me.
-Adblock fully engaged and fark NOT white-listed.
-Liberals are brainwashed, pop culture, instant info addicts. Break the chains of the NWO. Research and think for yourselves.


You've got to remember that he is  just a simple farmer. People of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... a moron.
 
2013-06-13 12:25:58 PM  
What's so special about the armed forces that we need to verbally fellate them at every opportunity? It's just a job. One that is centered around killing, in fact. Why does an idiot with a uniform and a full-auto rifle deserve more respect than a good teacher?
 
2013-06-13 12:27:08 PM  

Gonz: gsomatt: -I don't read anyone else comments. I scroll to the bottom, post my own, and then leave.

Account Created: 2013-06-07 11:46:04

*favorited!*


Good idea.
 
2013-06-13 12:51:18 PM  

gsomatt: Armed forces deserve more respect than fairy tale movies.

They knew the parade protocol, violated, it and got called on it. Suck it up biatches. The world doesn't need to cave to you because you think you're above it.

Please note:
-I don't read anyone else comments. I scroll to the bottom, post my own, and then leave.
-I surf using an app similar to TOR, so fark get no "hits" or tracking stats from me.
-Adblock fully engaged and fark NOT white-listed.
-Liberals are brainwashed, pop culture, instant info addicts. Break the chains of the NWO. Research and think for yourselves.


I think you're really  Nick Tolson.
 
2013-06-13 12:53:22 PM  

Saborlas: Why does an idiot with a uniform and a full-auto rifle deserve more respect than a good teacher?


Because he has a gun?
 
2013-06-13 01:44:02 PM  
FTFA:
"Great Britain respects its forces by having a strict order of protocol on parades.
The Navy are the senior service, followed by the Army followed by the Air Force.
It does not mention Star Wars characters."

"This was not a military parade, that is what we have for Remembrance Day where
we do keep to the protocol," he said.


Doesn't matter, military personnel were part of the parade and that means the
correct order of precedence should still be followed.

The Star Wars fans should have marched after the military units or before them,
but not amongst them.
 
2013-06-13 02:15:42 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Say what you will about the lack of military thinking in the Empire, but they never tried to land at Gallipoli.


Once again, good sir, I am awed at your brilliance.
 
2013-06-13 02:18:30 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Lord Vader, do you know why we called you to this board?

www.searchenginepeople.com

 
2013-06-13 02:26:40 PM  

Gonz: gsomatt: -I don't read anyone else comments. I scroll to the bottom, post my own, and then leave.

Account Created: 2013-06-07 11:46:04

*favorited!*


Getting on my ignore list in under a week is most impressive.
 
2013-06-13 03:10:36 PM  
This guy's pissed because the military isn't getting all of the attention?  Somehow, if something that kids might like and identify more with (like Star Wars characters) gets any attention, it means that the military isn't getting enough.  It's a zero-sum attention game.  That's, apparently, what respect is.
 
2013-06-13 03:39:37 PM  

gsomatt: -I surf using an app similar to TOR, so fark get no "hits" or tracking stats from me.



So you're one of the idiot DPS that I have to heal in flashpoints?  Eff you you stupid Commando!  When I CC from stealth before the fight, don't initiate before I can CC, and don't break my damned CC.  I don't care that "hurr durr, I do better AoEing everything", your piss poor DPS means I end up healtanking.

Oh yeah, and there is still some tracking info left behind, somewhere, on some computer.  Maybe it's your ISP, maybe it's your school's network.  If they want to see what your wrote, they still will.  They are smarter than you and have better toys. Boo!  Safest to get off the internet completely.
 
2013-06-13 04:26:12 PM  

gsomatt: Armed forces deserve more respect than fairy tale movies.

They knew the parade protocol, violated, it and got called on it. Suck it up biatches. The world doesn't need to cave to you because you think you're above it.

Please note:
-I don't read anyone else comments. I scroll to the bottom, post my own, and then leave.
-I surf using an app similar to TOR, so fark get no "hits" or tracking stats from me.
-Adblock fully engaged and fark NOT white-listed.
-Liberals are brainwashed, pop culture, instant info addicts. Break the chains of the NWO. Research and think for yourselves.


Came in here to comment that I almost wish Darth Vader were real to deal with these idiots.

Now I'm wishing Darth Vader were real for another reason.

/New alt? It's impressive.
 
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