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(TreeHugger)   Before you pop that next anti-depressant, you should probably know that it makes male minnows ignore female minnows and hide under tiles   (treehugger.com) divider line 25
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2013-06-13 07:54:40 AM
To be fair, the male minnow is just tired of hearing about her day, and how nice those shoes she saw downtown are.
 
2013-06-13 08:06:05 AM
You ever try to fark a female minnow?
 
2013-06-13 08:11:31 AM
Gay fish?
towleroad.typepad.com
 
2013-06-13 08:11:45 AM
Decreased libido is a common side effect of ssri's and its already well documented. It is interesting that such small amounts have this effect on minnows, but it works great for me.

/sertraline is commonly prescribed to treat premature ejaculation
//4 min. ---> 30 min.
/// *flex*
 
2013-06-13 08:12:26 AM
But I'm not a minnow.
 
2013-06-13 08:13:19 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: You ever try to fark a female minnow?


Nidiot: But I'm not a minnow.


That's not an answer to my question.
 
2013-06-13 08:14:48 AM
What a broken minnow may look like

www.gilligansisle.com
 
2013-06-13 08:17:16 AM
good thing I'm not a minnow.
 
2013-06-13 08:17:18 AM
I'm sorry, Madame Minnow, but I don't swing that way. If I were suicidal, I'd bang you into next week.
 
2013-06-13 08:17:39 AM
Funny thing is, ordinarily I have this tremendous sex drive, insatiable appetite, and need to love-you-long-time. On the anti-depressants, I have a much lower appetite for the sexing. I enjoy it and can perform, but it's very difficult to...shall we say...deliver the goods. This results in me going X-tra long time, which is pleasing to Mrs. JailhouseFistfark, but exhausting and sometimes just plain inconclusive.

But of course the other effect of the anti-depressant is none of that bothers me. It's all just fine. Just fine. I'm having a nice day.
 
2013-06-13 08:18:05 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: You ever try to fark a female minnow?

Nidiot: But I'm not a minnow.

That's not an answer to my question.


Don't be ridiculous. Of course not, I'm on antidepressants.

/I'll be under my tile
 
2013-06-13 08:21:13 AM
And who wouldn't be happier if they could just ignore females?  Maybe the minnows have this figured out.
 
2013-06-13 08:26:14 AM

Yes please: And who wouldn't be happier if they could just ignore females?  Maybe the minnows have this figured out.


4.bp.blogspot.com
Been figured out for centuries, bro.
 
2013-06-13 09:08:49 AM

Abuse Liability: Decreased libido is a common side effect of ssri's and its already well documented.


No to mention that even if you CAN get it up, it don't pop at all.
 
2013-06-13 09:40:05 AM
I believe it - lexapro made me quit apathetic about bedroom activities and also made me quite reclusive during the winter months...but I just did not care because I felt better and the meds made me not give a fark.

Finally managed to get off them and as everything is back to normal. I just was going through a bad spot that I could not seem to handle on my own.
 
2013-06-13 10:42:29 AM
Did it effect the female minnows?

Short article is short.
 
2013-06-13 10:52:30 AM
Sounds normal for Farkers.
 
2013-06-13 10:58:32 AM

Wild Eyed and Wicked: I believe it - lexapro made me quit apathetic about bedroom activities and also made me quite reclusive during the winter months...but I just did not care because I felt better and the meds made me not give a fark.

Finally managed to get off them and as everything is back to normal. I just was going through a bad spot that I could not seem to handle on my own.


Same here. I was finally able to break through the wall of depression I had, but I really couldn't care less about sex. It was taxing, but the SO understood. Got off the medicine and was able to cope, thankfully.
 
2013-06-13 11:41:40 AM
Right now, though, the Prozac is keeping me from chucking myself off a bridge, so you can have my SSRIs when you pry them from my cold, unsexed fingers.
 
2013-06-13 12:42:12 PM

eeyore102: Right now, though, the Prozac is keeping me from chucking myself off a bridge, so you can have my SSRIs when you pry them from my cold, unsexed fingers.


This.

/I could have told the researches this long ago and saved them the money.
 
2013-06-13 12:52:44 PM

Gaius: eeyore102: Right now, though, the Prozac is keeping me from chucking myself off a bridge, so you can have my SSRIs when you pry them from my cold, unsexed fingers.

This.

/I could have told the researches this long ago and saved them the money.


Thirded.

They can take away sex. That's fine.

But don't fark with my lithium/lamictal. That's how homicide/suicide happens.
 
2013-06-13 02:29:12 PM
Given that the #1 cause of depression in men is lack of sex, it makes perfect sense that antidepressants would kill the sex drive, no?
 
2013-06-13 03:10:06 PM

WelldeadLink: Sounds normal for Farkers.


Yeah, I have to say I can avoid women and hide just fine while I'm stone cold sober. Don't need any a drug to help me tick that box.
 
2013-06-13 04:30:06 PM

megarian: Gaius: eeyore102: Right now, though, the Prozac is keeping me from chucking myself off a bridge, so you can have my SSRIs when you pry them from my cold, unsexed fingers.

This.

/I could have told the researches this long ago and saved them the money.

Thirded.

They can take away sex. That's fine.

But don't fark with my lithium/lamictal. That's how homicide/suicide happens.


Fourthed. If I don't give a shiat about not having sex, I sure as hell don't give a shiat about no minnows.
 
2013-06-13 05:21:15 PM
What are the effects of being dead and in a Styrofoam carton?
 
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