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(ABC)   Ten memorable quotes from Kanye West. "IMMA MUTHApharkIN GAY FISH" mysteriously absent   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 25
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2013-06-13 08:03:18 AM  
"When I think of competition it's like I try to create against the past. I think about Michelangelo and Picasso, you know, the pyramids."

Dude, that was Brian Boitano.
 
2013-06-13 08:52:40 AM  
This non reader of books should have taken his advice about his fashion self.
 
2013-06-13 09:12:35 AM  
"When I think of competition it's like I try to create against the past. I think aboutRay Parker Jr., Lou Bega, you know, Gerrardo."
 
2013-06-13 09:24:21 AM  
"I'd take a salmon home, work that coddle fin for hours"
 
mhd
2013-06-13 09:25:48 AM  
Truly, the Oscar Wilde of our times.
 
2013-06-13 09:28:03 AM  
On Books
"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books." -- Reuters, February 2009


This actually explains a lot about this quote:

"It's only led me to complete awesomeness at all times. It's only led me to awesome truth and awesomeness."

Because I think my brain is hurting just by reading that one sentence. Well, hurting a lot more then it was trying to read his quotes to begin with.

On People's Perception of Him
"I walk through the hotel, and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I'm f***ing insane, like I'm Hitler. One day the light will shine through, and one day people will understand everything I ever did."


I hope it isn't just me, but I do not see him as bad as Hitler... Just as bad as some of the Alabama Racist Red Necks. For one, Hitler was actually intelligent (at least more so then Mr. West here) and more evil then a simplistic self absorb moron.

And sorry Kanye West... We do understand what you do and some of us see you as a Self Absorb Moron.
 
2013-06-13 09:42:05 AM  
"I love fishdicks."
 
2013-06-13 09:49:10 AM  
Really? Another Kanye thread?
 
2013-06-13 10:00:35 AM  
Caudal fin.
 
2013-06-13 10:07:47 AM  
I never realized that someone could be so proud of their ignorance.

Wonder if he'll eventually realize what a jackhole he's been.
 
2013-06-13 10:15:30 AM  

mhd: Truly, the Oscar Wilde of our times.


Well, he does suck on the organ.
 
2013-06-13 10:17:33 AM  

loki see loki do: Caudal fin.


Gay fish like typing detected.
 
2013-06-13 10:27:01 AM  

vudukungfu: mhd: Truly, the Oscar Wilde of our times.

Well, he does suck on the organ.


*does spit take*
 
2013-06-13 10:51:23 AM  
LOLsh
 
2013-06-13 10:54:46 AM  
Kanye West has a nice dick.  Too bad he's attached to it.
 
2013-06-13 11:06:27 AM  

GanjSmokr: I never realized that someone could be so proud of their ignorance. Wonder if he'll eventually realize what a jackhole he's been.


I think all the over-the-top douchebaggery is a publicity ploy. No one I've encountered is that big a retard.
 
2013-06-13 11:16:02 AM  

give me doughnuts: Really? Another Kanye thread?


His new album is being released next Tuesday.  It looks like it may become one of the fastest selling albums  OF ALL TIME!
 
2013-06-13 11:19:18 AM  

give me doughnuts: Really? Another Kanye thread?


Occasionally the tree of Outrage must be watered with the blood of celebrities and Tyrants" Kevin Rose
 
2013-06-13 03:27:20 PM  
Is Kanye paying Fark for all this attention?
 
2013-06-13 05:45:28 PM  
Finding is when you are out on a flooded street and a loaf of bread floats by, and you have no way of finding or identifying its rightful owner...Looting is when you go into a store and remove product from the shelves.

- - Kanye West

The people who think this album sucks donkey balls are wrong...because I put effort into it.

- - Kanye West

Ima let you finish, but first I have to interpose my stupid bullshiat into this and create a spectacle of myself and demonstrate yet again what an asshat I am.

- - Kanye West

I want to suck Kris Humphries' dick.

- - Kanye West

I wish I could be a black panther, just like my daddy, but I'm too much of a pussy.

- - Kanye West

I can break a camera better than Don Crowley

- - Kanye West

Maybe my skin's not right.

- - Kanye West

Justice and Simian know I am a one-trick pony.

- - Kanye West

I am a punk EVERY TIME.

- - Kanye West
 
2013-06-13 06:06:28 PM  
For the people who say he is an awesome producer, what exactly does that mean?  He can work a mixing board?  Put tracks together with a computer program?  Pay musicians to create sounds and record them and then synch them together with another guy talking?  What can you describe about his "production" that is so legendary?  When I think of what I know about production, it seems like something I can do... if I had the money to invest in the equipment.  It doesn't sound difficult.  It's not like learning to play an instrument.
 
2013-06-13 07:12:08 PM  

give me doughnuts: Really? Another Kanye thread?




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2013-06-13 08:18:12 PM  

The Chaos Toadman: For the people who say he is an awesome producer, what exactly does that mean?  He can work a mixing board?  Put tracks together with a computer program?  Pay musicians to create sounds and record them and then synch them together with another guy talking?  What can you describe about his "production" that is so legendary?  When I think of what I know about production, it seems like something I can do... if I had the money to invest in the equipment.  It doesn't sound difficult.  It's not like learning to play an instrument.


If anyone could do it, anyone would be doing it.
 
2013-06-13 08:55:40 PM  
Somehow, I doubt the guy whose mother was an English professor is actually as anti-reading as he claims.
 
2013-06-14 03:32:00 AM  

Robert1966: Somehow, I doubt the guy whose mother was an English professor is actually as anti-reading as he claims.


"I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life,"
 
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