Wellon Dowd: Farking Canuck: I'd give her a reality bump, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.Congratz ... you officially just wore that meme out.Kate Upton is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and in between your fingers it gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Kate is like that.
ZeroCorpse: Jeez... I intimately know someone in her 40s who has a better body than Upton. There's such a thing as waist-to-hip ratio. Kate looks like a sack filled with whipped potatoes from her ribcage to her ass. Sure, she has nice boobs, but they only draw so much attention because she wears bras/bikinis that are a size too small, and her boobfat spills out the sides, like a fat man in a hammock.Ultimately, I can't get past her weird Toddlers & Tiaras baby face, though. It's creepy.
RoyHobbs22: She likely shiats strawberries and all you studmen would Andy Samberg yourselves if she walked up to you and said boo.
Wartime Consiglieri: Pants full of macaroni!!:If Kate Upton plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of the SI 2012 Swimsuit Issue shoot she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.That was a way too bitter and transparent way of coming out to a bunch of strangers on the internet! Have you at least come out to your family yet? If you haven't, just run upstairs and do it real quick.
Wartime Consiglieri: DubyaHater: stoli n coke: STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!OverweightWeird torsoLove handlesNo assChicken legsI love how this retard calls her overweight right before he refers to her flat ass and chicken legs! what makes her overweight genius? That she doesn't have a six pack like the boy of your dreams? If anything, she's underweight.And then of course we have the basement Nostradamus who shows up in every thread featuring a girl over 90 pounds to inform us she's going to look like a whale by 25:)Don't kid yourselves dipshiats...the hottest girl who's ever even said hi to you looks like a dead racoon next to this chick.
Farking Canuck: I'd give her a reality bump, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.Congratz ... you officially just wore that meme out.
Farking Canuck: PizzaJedi81: I'd examine her beautiful fram, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.Wellon Dowd: Jennifer Lawrence benefits from a similar "reality bump".I'd give her a reality bump, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.Congratz ... you officially just wore that meme out.
Everybody's on about her hips or ass or tits. Even if she was just a head-in-a-jar looking at her would be like being buggered by a chorus of angels.
DubyaHater: It makes you look really cool in the eyes of a bunch of anonymous Farkers
brap: Now for another exciting edition of the internet's favorite existential sexually themed game show SHE NEITHER KNOWS NOR CARES OF YOUR EXISTENCE!
oldfarthenry: I wonder when her tits will demand top billing - as in `The Breasts of Kate Upton"?
stoli n coke: STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!
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