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2013-06-13 02:19:33 PM
I'd drink an ocean of her pee just to see where it was coming from.

I'd crawl through 10 miles of broken glass, dragging my penis through it all the way, just to see the laundry truck that takes away her used underwear.

/no, not really
//but this is fun nonetheless
 
2013-06-13 02:20:36 PM

Wartime Consiglieri: FarkingReading: Wartime Consiglieri: Pants full of macaroni!!:
If Kate Upton plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.  She BEEFS.  She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of the SI 2012 Swimsuit Issue shoot she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.

That was a way too bitter and transparent way of coming out to a bunch of strangers on the internet! Have you at least come out to your family yet? If you haven't, just run upstairs and do it real quick.

You did it! You did it! She's calling you right now! I know it!

Not quite champ. If anyone's delusional here, it's the virgin trolls who think bashing chicks they couldn't get a hello from in real life makes them seem like they actually get laid once a year.


everybody poops.
 
2013-06-13 02:32:56 PM
When Fark is drooling all over Kate Upton, I can understand. Nice tits and a gorgeous face go a longway.

I just don't get the Emma Watson fanfare around here
 
2013-06-13 02:58:09 PM

Mind of the North Star: When Fark is drooling all over Kate Upton, I can understand. Nice tits and a gorgeous face go a longway.

I just don't get the Emma Watson fanfare around here


Seriously. You "don't get it" when some people find someone attractive who you do not find attractive?

/it's not a difficult concept
 
2013-06-13 03:08:06 PM

Mind of the North Star: When Fark is drooling all over Kate Upton, I can understand. Nice tits and a gorgeous face go a longway.

I just don't get the Emma Watson fanfare around here


Big gals, little gals,
Gals who climb on rocks
Fat gals, skinny gals
Even gals with chicken pox
The gals I love to bite!
 
2013-06-13 03:34:50 PM
She likely shiats strawberries and all you studmen would Andy Samberg yourselves if she walked up to you and said boo.
 
2013-06-13 03:41:08 PM

RoyHobbs22: She likely shiats strawberries and all you studmen would Andy Samberg yourselves if she walked up to you and said boo.


We'd punch ourselves in the face before eating?
We'd put our d*cks in a box?
We'd Ji...Oh I get it.  You're sick.

/yeah, I probably would, though I hope she'd say something a little more interesting than "boo"
 
2013-06-13 03:41:49 PM

DubyaHater: stoli n coke: STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!

Overweight
Weird torso
Love handles
No ass
Chicken legs


Every single bit of what you said is true, and yet, from the bottom of her ribcage on up she is so goddamn sublime, that she's still one of the hottest women in existence.

/Bar Refaeli or Kelly Brook for hottest famous white woman alive
//Alison Brie for 3rd
 
2013-06-13 03:42:24 PM
I would stab all of you just for the chance to hold the hand of gynecologist

I would be willing to push the button to launch the nukes if I could spent the last 30 minutes humanity has left on the planet in a threesome with her and Kate Beckinsale.
 
2013-06-13 03:55:45 PM
None of you remembers the "Kelly Clarkson beefs" meme, I see.....

/my work here is done
 
2013-06-13 04:27:50 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!:
If Kate Upton plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.  She BEEFS.  She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of the SI 2012 Swimsuit Issue shoot she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.

I forgot about this...Thank you so much, the thread is now over.
 
2013-06-13 04:29:30 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!:

Which thread is that from? I would love to go there and spit water all over my monitor and keyboard.
 
2013-06-13 05:59:21 PM
Too bad this gif couldn't be embedded, but mother of god, in my bunk, dont shower her and bring to my quarters

http://imgbox.com/acpeFrjr
 
2013-06-13 06:48:24 PM

Farking Canuck: Mind of the North Star: When Fark is drooling all over Kate Upton, I can understand. Nice tits and a gorgeous face go a longway.

I just don't get the Emma Watson fanfare around here

Seriously. You "don't get it" when some people find someone attractive who you do not find attractive?

/it's not a difficult concept


I have no idea why you felt the need to reply with that.

I never said I didn't find the girl attractive or that she was hideous. I also didn't pulled a "you can't like what I don't like". I just don't see why she is rated as high as she is. That's... pretty much it.

The most anyone should have rationally pulled from my post was "Hey... this guy has a difference in opinion".

/Difference in opinion
//now that is not a difficult concept
 
2013-06-13 06:54:04 PM

roflmaonow: Too bad this gif couldn't be embedded, but mother of god, in my bunk, dont shower her and bring to my quarters

http://imgbox.com/acpeFrjr


Might wanna throw a NSFW on that.
 
2013-06-13 08:09:13 PM
Jeez... I intimately know someone in her 40s who has a better body than Upton. There's such a thing as waist-to-hip ratio. Kate looks like a sack filled with whipped potatoes from her ribcage to her ass. Sure, she has nice boobs, but they only draw so much attention because she wears bras/bikinis that are a size too small, and her boobfat spills out the sides, like a fat man in a hammock.

Ultimately, I can't get past her weird Toddlers & Tiaras baby face, though. It's creepy.
 
2013-06-13 09:57:57 PM
High maintenance not worth the price of admission.
 
ecl
2013-06-13 10:48:22 PM

ZeroCorpse: Jeez... I intimately know someone in her 40s who has a better body than Upton. There's such a thing as waist-to-hip ratio. Kate looks like a sack filled with whipped potatoes from her ribcage to her ass. Sure, she has nice boobs, but they only draw so much attention because she wears bras/bikinis that are a size too small, and her boobfat spills out the sides, like a fat man in a hammock.

Ultimately, I can't get past her weird Toddlers & Tiaras baby face, though. It's creepy.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-14 11:52:18 AM

ecl: ZeroCorpse: Jeez... I intimately know someone in her 40s who has a better body than Upton. There's such a thing as waist-to-hip ratio. Kate looks like a sack filled with whipped potatoes from her ribcage to her ass. Sure, she has nice boobs, but they only draw so much attention because she wears bras/bikinis that are a size too small, and her boobfat spills out the sides, like a fat man in a hammock.

Ultimately, I can't get past her weird Toddlers & Tiaras baby face, though. It's creepy.

[img.fark.net image 655x565]


NO, it's just that men seem to be fascinated by some women merely because those women are plastered all over the media.  It's sort of the same phenomenon as "money makes a man more attractive".  I'm not saying Kate isn't good looking, but there are tons of women who are just as good looking (if not more) than Kate but yet don't have this weird fascination cult built around them simply because they are not famous.

So yes, she is attractive but no, she is not one-of-a-kind attractive.
 
2013-06-14 04:46:59 PM
For me the best things about Kate (well, besides the million watt smile and magnificent breasts) is that she is not covered in tattoos and piercings.
While there is nothing wrong with tattoos and piercings, I just do not find them attractive.
 
2013-06-14 07:23:15 PM
No way, no day, would I turn that down.  But, to be absolutely honest, she is lacking in hips.  I would sacrifice 20% of her bust for a 20% increase in her hips.
 
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