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2013-06-13 08:30:54 AM  
...posing nude?

...eats a sandwich?...Hears a Who?WHAT, subby, WHAAAT???
 
2013-06-13 08:54:51 AM  
She looks like a refreshingly normal staggeringly hot woman and perhaps is one-third as fine as my beloved wife.

/wife-like lurking detected
 
2013-06-13 08:55:40 AM  
STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!
 
2013-06-13 08:59:44 AM  
sure, what the hell
 
2013-06-13 09:02:34 AM  
I wonder when her tits will demand top billing - as in `The Breasts of Kate Upton"?
 
2013-06-13 09:03:24 AM  
Kate Upton, almost as good as Kate Downton.
 
2013-06-13 09:03:25 AM  

stoli n coke: STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!


She does have a weird torso.

/wouldn't stop me from  hitting masturbating to it
 
2013-06-13 09:05:00 AM  

stoli n coke: STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!


She'd be hot if she had a waist.
 
2013-06-13 09:05:09 AM  

stoli n coke: STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!




Overweight
Weird torso
Love handles
No ass
Chicken legs
 
2013-06-13 09:05:40 AM  

maverickzy: Kate Upton, almost as good as Kate Downton.


Who's slightly different from Downton Abbey, who puts on more airs than Downtown Abbey.
 
2013-06-13 09:10:13 AM  
Here's what I love about Kate.  She's the kind of woman who hangs with a friend who's slightly less eye-grabbing, but infinitely more interesting.  Kate distracts 95% of the male attention while a modest 7 like me swoops in and nabs the friend.
 
2013-06-13 09:11:51 AM  
I don't know but the pics of her with the other chick look like they are about one more glass of wine from scissoring.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-06-13 09:14:22 AM  
Matt Damon
 
2013-06-13 09:16:56 AM  
Upton thread.

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2013-06-13 09:19:21 AM  

DubyaHater: Weird torso


Upton is like Kesha, except with nice tits.
 
2013-06-13 09:20:08 AM  
I know a Kate Upton doppleganger irl.  Face,  body, age and dumb as a bag of hammers.

/cool story bro
 
2013-06-13 09:21:07 AM  
Yeah, she's hot. She's also a bikini model. So, other than page views, why have an article each and every time she puts on a bikini? It's like running an article every time a professional farter lets a good one off the chain. No shiat.
 
2013-06-13 09:22:00 AM  
Now if you asked me at the time of The Mask: Kate Upton or Cameron Diaz.... hell, if you asked me at the time of the first Charlie's Angels, I may have had to think a bit before answering. But now... well, that's a sticky wicket.
 
2013-06-13 09:29:33 AM  

oldfarthenry: I wonder when her tits will demand top billing - as in `The Breasts of Kate Upton"?


There is an intermediate step that must be taken: Kate Upton featuring The Breasts

Thick through the middle. Flat on the back. Kate Upton is still the second hottest woman in history, trailing only Rachel Weisz in The Mummy.
 
2013-06-13 09:29:46 AM  

Mawson of the Antarctic: Now if you asked me at the time of The Mask: Kate Upton or Cameron Diaz.... hell, if you asked me at the time of the first Charlie's Angels, I may have had to think a bit before answering. But now... well, that's a sticky wicket.


I'm assuming you mean you would have picked Cameron Diaz? Because Upton was what, 5 when the Mask came out? Maybe 10 for Charlie's Angels?
 
2013-06-13 09:30:16 AM  
Subby:

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2013-06-13 09:31:13 AM  
...still no cure for canc----ah fark it.
 
2013-06-13 09:31:40 AM  
Shes delightfully squishy.
 
2013-06-13 09:33:56 AM  
She keeps me up a ton, or something like that.
 
2013-06-13 09:38:40 AM  

Kurmudgeon: DubyaHater: Weird torso

Upton is like Kesha, except with nice tits.


THIS.

Pretty face, great tits...not such an exceptional body. Not bad, but not great either.

/still better than anything Ill ever fark
 
2013-06-13 09:40:14 AM  

oldfarthenry: I wonder when her tits will demand top billing - as in `The Breasts of Kate Upton"?


Her breasts will be opening for Katy Perry's tits this weekend at the cove.
 
2013-06-13 09:40:21 AM  

DubyaHater: stoli n coke: STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!

Overweight
Weird torso
Love handles
No ass
Chicken legs


i2.photobucket.com

It's like you're walking around with a "kick me in the nuts" sign taped to your forhead. Ever heard the saying "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"? No? Well, now you have.
 
2013-06-13 09:44:32 AM  
Ahhh, morning fapping...
 
2013-06-13 09:46:21 AM  
soshitech.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-13 09:46:45 AM  
img.photobucket.com

I wanna jump on her belly.
 
2013-06-13 09:48:01 AM  
She's the opposite of a hipster.
 
2013-06-13 09:50:19 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-06-13 09:50:51 AM  
Now for another exciting edition of the internet's favorite existential sexually themed game show   SHE NEITHER KNOWS NOR CARES OF YOUR EXISTENCE!


Let's get started, you know how to play, we show you barely clothed uberwealthy supermodelss that travel waaaaay outside of your social circles and the first contestant that is reduced to sobbing into their crusty sock wins valuable prizes and caloric snack treats!
 
2013-06-13 09:55:08 AM  

indarwinsshadow: DubyaHater: stoli n coke: STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!

Overweight
Weird torso
Love handles
No ass
Chicken legs

[i2.photobucket.com image 182x202]

It's like you're walking around with a "kick me in the nuts" sign taped to your forhead. Ever heard the saying "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"? No? Well, now you have.




She still won't sleep with you. I know it keeps you up night, wondering what you can do on the internet to catch the attention of Miss Upton. Keep white knighting though. It makes you look really cool in the eyes of a bunch of anonymous Farkers
 
2013-06-13 09:56:28 AM  

brap: Now for another exciting edition of the internet's favorite existential sexually themed game show   SHE NEITHER KNOWS NOR CARES OF YOUR EXISTENCE!


Oh, brappy! It wouldn't be a proper parade without your urine sprinkling down on us!
 
2013-06-13 09:57:38 AM  

Wellon Dowd: oldfarthenry: I wonder when her tits will demand top billing - as in `The Breasts of Kate Upton"?

There is an intermediate step that must be taken: Kate Upton featuring The Breasts

Thick through the middle. Flat on the back. Kate Upton is still the second hottest woman in history, trailing only Rachel Weisz in The Mummy.



My favorite sexy librarian.
 
2013-06-13 10:01:57 AM  
She's a boner machine and its awesome
 
2013-06-13 10:04:08 AM  

DubyaHater: It makes you look really cool in the eyes of a bunch of anonymous Farkers


It's not nearly as cool as telling everyone how ugly you think a supermodel is, that's for sure.
 
2013-06-13 10:06:14 AM  
Those are not flattering pictures, IMO.  I thought she was less rectangular from the boobs down, alas this is not the case.
 
2013-06-13 10:07:29 AM  

DubyaHater: indarwinsshadow: DubyaHater: stoli n coke: STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!

Overweight
Weird torso
Love handles
No ass
Chicken legs

[i2.photobucket.com image 182x202]

It's like you're walking around with a "kick me in the nuts" sign taped to your forhead. Ever heard the saying "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"? No? Well, now you have.

She still won't sleep with you. I know it keeps you up night, wondering what you can do on the internet to catch the attention of Miss Upton. Keep white knighting though. It makes you look really cool in the eyes of a bunch of anonymous Farkers


Awww. Now I've upset you. Sorry muffin. I keep forgetting how sensitive some people are. Here's a cookie. I'll call your mom and she'll come and pick you up so you don't have to hear the taunts no mores. Poor snowflake.
She wouldn't sleep with you, me or probably any farker. Pointing out when you're acting like a tool isn't being a white knight. It's just pointing out you're acting like a child. Live with it.
 
2013-06-13 10:07:54 AM  

Halstread: Those are not flattering pictures, IMO.  I thought she was less rectangular from the boobs down, alas this is not the case.


She's out of shape.
/you had ONE JOB
 
2013-06-13 10:12:54 AM  
My lord, she is going to be a huge fat pig one day. And that one day might not be far off unless she starts doing something about it now.
 
2013-06-13 10:13:42 AM  
When is she going to pork out like Anna Nicole did? She looks like she has the potential
 
2013-06-13 10:14:35 AM  

DubyaHater: indarwinsshadow: DubyaHater: stoli n coke: STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!

Overweight
Weird torso
Love handles
No ass
Chicken legs

[i2.photobucket.com image 182x202]

It's like you're walking around with a "kick me in the nuts" sign taped to your forhead. Ever heard the saying "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"? No? Well, now you have.


She still won't sleep with you. I know it keeps you up night, wondering what you can do on the internet to catch the attention of Miss Upton. Keep white knighting though. It makes you look really cool in the eyes of a bunch of anonymous Farkers


Ever wonder why women won't sleep with guys like indarwinsshadow?  It's because of guys like you; so, thanks for that...ya pig.
 
2013-06-13 10:18:36 AM  
i236.photobucket.com

Kate Upton's getting LAAAAARGER
 
2013-06-13 10:19:03 AM  

FarkingReading: My lord, she is going to be a huge fat pig one day. And that one day might not be far off unless she starts doing something about it now.


Every woman has the chance to become a land whale.  Just give them a ring and stand back.
 
2013-06-13 10:19:04 AM  
I hope she knows how to eat right and exercise because she is f*cked when she hits 25
 
2013-06-13 10:19:26 AM  

stoli n coke: STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!


I think I've mentioned in every Kate Upton thread that outside of her breasts (which are very nice), I don't like the way the rest of her body looks.  So I definitely need to be noted down in the Studman Brigade for this one.

No waist/hips.  Her ass doesn't have enough definition.  The only decent thing about her is the boobs.
 
2013-06-13 10:20:49 AM  

indarwinsshadow: DubyaHater: indarwinsshadow: DubyaHater: stoli n coke: STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!

Overweight
Weird torso
Love handles
No ass
Chicken legs

[i2.photobucket.com image 182x202]

It's like you're walking around with a "kick me in the nuts" sign taped to your forhead. Ever heard the saying "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"? No? Well, now you have.

She still won't sleep with you. I know it keeps you up night, wondering what you can do on the internet to catch the attention of Miss Upton. Keep white knighting though. It makes you look really cool in the eyes of a bunch of anonymous Farkers

Awww. Now I've upset you. Sorry muffin. I keep forgetting how sensitive some people are. Here's a cookie. I'll call your mom and she'll come and pick you up so you don't have to hear the taunts no mores. Poor snowflake.
She wouldn't sleep with you, me or probably any farker. Pointing out when you're acting like a tool isn't being a white knight. It's just pointing out you're acting like a child. Live with it.





You're right. I expressed my opinion and was immediately chastised for it. Anyone with differing opinions should just keep quiet in your presence or risk "being kicked in the nuts". And yet I'm acting like a child. Good luck with that attitude.
 
2013-06-13 10:22:20 AM  

degenerate-afro: stoli n coke: STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!

I think I've mentioned in every Kate Upton thread that outside of her breasts (which are very nice), I don't like the way the rest of her body looks.  So I definitely need to be noted down in the Studman Brigade for this one.

No waist/hips.  Her ass doesn't have enough definition.  The only decent thing about her is the boobs.


Oh and for reference, I like the way women like Sofia Vergara and Christina Hendricks look much better.
 
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