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(The Sun)   Cool: Live rent-free at an address in Brighton's Queens Park area. FARK: Tenant must wear a homemade walrus costume for two hours each day   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 33
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2013-06-13 07:00:14 AM
Does one need to bring his own bucket?

/knows how to catch fish
 
2013-06-13 08:20:19 AM
www.therichest.org
 
2013-06-13 08:21:00 AM
Is some furry going to come over and fark you every day for 2 hours?

Because it doesn't seem too bad a tradeoff.
 
2013-06-13 08:21:23 AM
Not a bad deal...takes me about a week to make my rent.
 
2013-06-13 08:22:42 AM
I'm only in if I can bring the eggman.
 
2013-06-13 08:22:59 AM
Accordion?!?  Ah, there's the fly in the ointment! >:(
 
2013-06-13 08:23:30 AM

Abox: Not a bad deal...takes me about a week to make my rent.


Hmmm...just did the math again in my head.  Two hours a day every day all month to make rent is not a good deal.
 
2013-06-13 08:24:15 AM
Well I mean as long as it isn't sexual or anything I'd do it.
 
2013-06-13 08:24:44 AM
goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob
 
2013-06-13 08:25:40 AM
Kinky.
 
2013-06-13 08:26:04 AM
I once spent a year attending to an old lady's continence issues in return for free accommodation in Chelsea, so this sounds like a good deal to me.
 
2013-06-13 08:26:50 AM
I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.
 
2013-06-13 08:27:47 AM
www.toothpastefordinner.com
Answering tough questions is also part of the job.
 
2013-06-13 08:34:50 AM

maldinero: Answering tough questions is also part of the job.


Sweet Lord!!! That is EXACTLY what Ambien does to you!!
 
2013-06-13 08:55:16 AM

MissCakes: maldinero: Answering tough questions is also part of the job.

Sweet Lord!!! That is EXACTLY what Ambien does to you!!


Good Lord ... and it's legal?
 
2013-06-13 08:59:59 AM
 
2013-06-13 09:15:44 AM
www.instructables.com
 
2013-06-13 09:17:03 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: Does one need to bring his own bucket?

/knows how to catch fish


walrusbucketsaga.com
 
2013-06-13 10:15:34 AM

MissCakes: maldinero: Answering tough questions is also part of the job.

Sweet Lord!!! That is EXACTLY what Ambien does to you!!


It's a nice chandelier, though.
 
2013-06-13 10:32:24 AM
Who here wouldn't pay to see David Tenant in a walrus costume?
 
2013-06-13 10:33:00 AM
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2013-06-13 10:36:00 AM

megarian: MissCakes: maldinero: Answering tough questions is also part of the job.

Sweet Lord!!! That is EXACTLY what Ambien does to you!!

It's a nice chandelier, though.


i221.photobucket.com
Did you say light???
 
2013-06-13 10:46:21 AM
Do I have to wear the costume at the apartment? It's easier for me to wear it at work.
 
2013-06-13 11:00:41 AM

Abox: Abox: Not a bad deal...takes me about a week to make my rent.

Hmmm...just did the math again in my head.  Two hours a day every day all month to make rent is not a good deal.


Are you considering the real value of your off-work time?  If you make $30 an hour, your time outside work is not worth $30 an hour unless you can fill every waking moment with part time work.

For example, I am an engineer.  I must work 8-5 (+/- an hour or so) every weekday.  IF I could get a part time job on evenings/weekends, there is virtually chance that it would pay the same.  I obviously can't hold down two 8-5 jobs.  If I did consulting on the side, if the pay was enough to be worthwhile, I would just do that full-time instead. Plus even in consulting jobs most places want you available 8-5.  Good way to be caught by your primary company and be fired.

So, assuming the best I could do would be fast food or retail in my off-work hours, maybe my time off is worth $10 an hour.  In that case the rent is approximately $600 worth of work a month, and probably worthwhile even it if is a shiathole (provided I was looking to live in a shiathole).
 
2013-06-13 11:00:47 AM
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-06-13 11:09:53 AM
FTFA:  Other duties will involve "catching and eating the fish and crabs" that the homeowner may occasionally throw while the lodger is in the guise.

Raw Fish? Now,  there's the fly in the ointment
 
2013-06-13 11:22:58 AM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-06-13 11:23:17 AM
I am the egg man.
 
2013-06-13 11:56:58 AM
So who gets to wear the Tennessee Tuxedo?
 
2013-06-13 12:23:40 PM
This was a joke someone posted online which has already been removed.  Not a real thing.
 
2013-06-13 02:47:26 PM

2chris2: This was a joke someone posted online which has already been removed.  Not a real thing.


Awwww, gee whiz!

*kicks dirt*
 
2013-06-14 12:35:16 AM

A Terrible Human: Well I mean as long as it isn't sexual or anything I'd do it.


Yeah, me too. I'll add that the fish and crabs have to be cooked/deshelled.

although he does sound a bit nuts, so maybe it could get scary.
 
2013-06-14 01:26:21 PM

5monkeys: I'm only in if I can bring the eggman.


offmymeds: I am the egg man.



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I AM THE WALRUS! GOO GOO GA JOOB!
 
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