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(Washington Post)   In about one-third of couples' infertility cases, the problem comes from the man. INCONCEIVABLE   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 38
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2013-06-13 12:48:04 AM  
Ok, someone good with statistics help me out here; that means what for 2/3 of the couples?
 
2013-06-13 12:58:28 AM  
In half of every pregnancy, the problem comes from man.
 
2013-06-13 01:05:33 AM  
Two thirds of fertility problem cases are women's issues. The other third are the man.

You know what I say? Both ya'll get tested. Saves time.
 
2013-06-13 05:53:22 AM  
What self respecting man hasn't faked an orgasm to postpone conception?
 
2013-06-13 07:00:43 AM  
So it's twice as likely to be her problem?

So what?
 
2013-06-13 07:20:31 AM  
s4.postimg.org

What a pussy whipped guy who jacks off into a cup might look like
 
2013-06-13 07:20:41 AM  
This proves that in 1/3 of infertile couples the wife is not a slam queen.
 
2013-06-13 07:32:34 AM  

Frederick: Ok, someone good with statistics help me out here; that means what for 2/3 of the couples?


For 2/3rds of the couples, it doesn't mean dick.
 
2013-06-13 07:43:35 AM  
Infertile men = lucky bastards.

The rest of us have to pay for vasectomies or condoms while these guys are lucky enough to be naturally shooting blanks.
 
2013-06-13 07:57:24 AM  
Kids are great, I really love mine, they changed my life, I'm sort of a slave, haven't seen them in 3 years, still pay about 1/2 the salary, but really brought tons of joy in my life,they hate me now, really, this guy's wife is prolly just going to steal the kids and alienate them from dad, jeez, my carpet hasn't been changed in 10 years, hard to move, lousy credit, dead end job, got to pay, got to work cause got to pay, sorry guys, can't go to mexico this weekend, no seriously i don't think i should have a gun in my apartment, love my kids, love my kids, love my kids.....
 
2013-06-13 08:13:43 AM  
I have the strangest limpest boner right now.
 
2013-06-13 08:14:40 AM  

RoyBatty: Kids are great, I really love mine, they changed my life, I'm sort of a slave, haven't seen them in 3 years, still pay about 1/2 the salary, but really brought tons of joy in my life,they hate me now, really, this guy's wife is prolly just going to steal the kids and alienate them from dad, jeez, my carpet hasn't been changed in 10 years, hard to move, lousy credit, dead end job, got to pay, got to work cause got to pay, sorry guys, can't go to mexico this weekend, no seriously i don't think i should have a gun in my apartment, love my kids, love my kids, love my kids.....


Don't worry, it'll all be worth it whrn you're 80 and they're too busy to visit and stick you in a home.
 
2013-06-13 08:17:58 AM  

RoyBatty: Kids are great, I really love mine, they changed my life, I'm sort of a slave, haven't seen them in 3 years, still pay about 1/2 the salary, but really brought tons of joy in my life,they hate me now, really, this guy's wife is prolly just going to steal the kids and alienate them from dad, jeez, my carpet hasn't been changed in 10 years, hard to move, lousy credit, dead end job, got to pay, got to work cause got to pay, sorry guys, can't go to mexico this weekend, no seriously i don't think i should have a gun in my apartment, love my kids, love my kids, love my kids.....


You are not alone, brother.

/One kid. Ex pulled the same shiat
 
2013-06-13 08:20:11 AM  
Don't worry, by the end of today my wife will have convinced me the other 2/3 are my fault too

/same old same old
 
2013-06-13 08:20:23 AM  

RoyBatty: Kids are great, I really love mine, they changed my life, I'm sort of a slave, haven't seen them in 3 years, still pay about 1/2 the salary, but really brought tons of joy in my life,they hate me now, really, this guy's wife is prolly just going to steal the kids and alienate them from dad, jeez, my carpet hasn't been changed in 10 years, hard to move, lousy credit, dead end job, got to pay, got to work cause got to pay, sorry guys, can't go to mexico this weekend, no seriously i don't think i should have a gun in my apartment, love my kids, love my kids, love my kids.....


Man I'm glad I never had kids!
 
2013-06-13 08:21:02 AM  

Frederick: Ok, someone good with statistics help me out here; that means what for 2/3 of the couples?


It means that the insensitive jackass is not paying enough attention to her needs and thus is impeding her ability to conceive.

/Always the man's fault.
//Always.
 
2013-06-13 08:23:16 AM  
Only one-third? Interesting; I'd have expected something closer to half. Then again, does this account for cases where both parties have troubles?
 
2013-06-13 08:32:11 AM  

Millennium: Only one-third? Interesting; I'd have expected something closer to half. Then again, does this account for cases where both parties have troubles?


The male part is a lot easier than the female part, and male factor problems are typically easier to overcome as well, except in cases of complete azoospermia.  For every male factor, there's a female corollary.  And then there are additional female causes of infertility, so that's why female factors are more common.
 
2013-06-13 09:03:01 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Infertile men = lucky bastards.

The rest of us have to pay for vasectomies or condoms while these guys are lucky enough to be naturally shooting blanks.


too way too many posts for this to show up.
 
2013-06-13 09:03:41 AM  
Having done the infertility shuffle, I have no idea why men are so unwilling to get tested

My wife went through all sorts of nasty, painful tests involving needles, dyes, X-rays and various things jammed up her girl parts.

I had to visit The Room

A bit embarrassing, but there's really not much of a comparison there in terms of difficulty.
 
2013-06-13 09:07:28 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: Having done the infertility shuffle, I have no idea why men are so unwilling to get tested

My wife went through all sorts of nasty, painful tests involving needles, dyes, X-rays and various things jammed up her girl parts.

I had to visit The Room

A bit embarrassing, but there's really not much of a comparison there in terms of difficulty.


I don't know if I could design a room that makes me less want to fap than the production room at a fertility clinic.
 
2013-06-13 09:12:00 AM  

EvilEgg: Glockenspiel Hero: Having done the infertility shuffle, I have no idea why men are so unwilling to get tested

My wife went through all sorts of nasty, painful tests involving needles, dyes, X-rays and various things jammed up her girl parts.

I had to visit The Room

A bit embarrassing, but there's really not much of a comparison there in terms of difficulty.

I don't know if I could design a room that makes me less want to fap than the production room at a fertility clinic.


...a room covered with floor to ceiling posters of extreme Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell lesbian gape porn?
 
2013-06-13 09:19:31 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: Having done the infertility shuffle, I have no idea why men are so unwilling to get tested

My wife went through all sorts of nasty, painful tests involving needles, dyes, X-rays and various things jammed up her girl parts.

I had to visit The Room

A bit embarrassing, but there's really not much of a comparison there in terms of difficulty.


Dude, let it go - it wasn't meant to be.   Aren't there more useful things to do with your time?
 
2013-06-13 10:09:49 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: I had to visit The Room


i.qkme.me
 
2013-06-13 10:12:06 AM  

EvilEgg: Glockenspiel Hero: Having done the infertility shuffle, I have no idea why men are so unwilling to get tested

My wife went through all sorts of nasty, painful tests involving needles, dyes, X-rays and various things jammed up her girl parts.

I had to visit The Room

A bit embarrassing, but there's really not much of a comparison there in terms of difficulty.

I don't know if I could design a room that makes me less want to fap than the production room at a fertility clinic.



When I went to the Room, I brought my wife.... made things a little easier if ya know what i mean.  ;-)
 
2013-06-13 10:13:39 AM  

Millennium: Only one-third? Interesting; I'd have expected something closer to half. Then again, does this account for cases where both parties have troubles?


FTFA: "Fertility is almost never talked about as a man's issue. Yet, of the 7.3 million people grappling with infertility, approximately half are men. If a couple can't conceive, it's often assumed there's something wrong with the woman. But just as often - in about a third of cases - the problem stems from the man. Another third of the time, there are issues on both sides, or the difficulty remains unexplained."

The headline's worded kind of funny, but it sounds like men and women have equal issues with fertility, and in 1/3 of the cases it's just the woman, 1/3 of the cases it's just the man, and 1/3 of the cases it's both or something else (like incompatible blood types, where the two parties are both technically fertile, just not with each other).
 
2013-06-13 10:16:29 AM  
That word... I think it means what you think it means.
 
2013-06-13 11:36:11 AM  

I was worried that I am infertile as I've never impregnated anyone.

My sperm count came in at one and my motility test results came back as Drunken Quisp with a beanie hat, which my doctor said was a first.

i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-13 12:01:57 PM  

bearded clamorer: [s4.postimg.org image 264x267]

What a pussy whipped guy who jacks off into a cup might look like


What the hell is on his shirt?
 
2013-06-13 12:02:52 PM  

EvilEgg: Glockenspiel Hero: Having done the infertility shuffle, I have no idea why men are so unwilling to get tested

My wife went through all sorts of nasty, painful tests involving needles, dyes, X-rays and various things jammed up her girl parts.

I had to visit The Room

A bit embarrassing, but there's really not much of a comparison there in terms of difficulty.

I don't know if I could design a room that makes me less want to fap than the production room at a fertility clinic.


When I went in the nurse pointed to the magazines.  When she walked out I took a glance, and was like "Playboy?  What is this, 1997?"

Luckily I had great cell reception, a fantastic retina display, and private mode in the mobile browser.  :)
 
2013-06-13 12:21:59 PM  
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2013-06-13 12:30:29 PM  

Frederick: Ok, someone good with statistics help me out here; that means what for 2/3 of the couples?


That it's her fault :)
 
2013-06-13 12:37:50 PM  
Glockenspiel Hero:
Having done the infertility shuffle, I have no idea why men are so unwilling to get tested

My wife went through all sorts of nasty, painful tests involving needles, dyes, X-rays and various things jammed up her girl parts.

I had to visit The Room


Bingo.  The Room was nasty in my case, alas.  My wife wouldn't come in to "help" because it was in this wretched little testing clinic in Mississauga and there were like, fifty Indian couples sitting in the waiting room right outside the Room.

I'm glad that our problem was solved by a minor outpatient surgery to me, and not months/years of The Horrible World of Fertility Medicine, which sounds like it basically ruins your happiness and finances without any guarantee of success.
 
2013-06-13 01:37:43 PM  
'So Stephen will keep giving Jennifer painful nightly injections and finding ways to come up with money for each attempt.'

You're doing it wrong!
 
2013-06-13 01:40:49 PM  

TheRameres: EvilEgg: Glockenspiel Hero: Having done the infertility shuffle, I have no idea why men are so unwilling to get tested

My wife went through all sorts of nasty, painful tests involving needles, dyes, X-rays and various things jammed up her girl parts.

I had to visit The Room

A bit embarrassing, but there's really not much of a comparison there in terms of difficulty.

I don't know if I could design a room that makes me less want to fap than the production room at a fertility clinic.

When I went in the nurse pointed to the magazines.  When she walked out I took a glance, and was like "Playboy?  What is this, 1997?"

Luckily I had great cell reception, a fantastic retina display, and private mode in the mobile browser.  :)


I was surprise by the amount of gay porn they had in there.  I'm not a doctor but if you are looking at gay porn to get off, I can guess at the root cause of your problems conceiving.
 
2013-06-13 08:12:44 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: Having done the infertility shuffle, I have no idea why men are so unwilling to get tested

My wife went through all sorts of nasty, painful tests involving needles, dyes, X-rays and various things jammed up her girl parts.

I had to visit The Room



oh hai plastic cup!
 
2013-06-13 11:38:55 PM  

rwa2: That word... I think it means what you think it means.


Not exactly what I came for *snicker*, but close enough...

"You've made one of the classic blunders!"

/Imagine my surprise the first time I saw Toy Story...
 
2013-06-14 02:39:45 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: Having done the infertility shuffle, I have no idea why men are so unwilling to get tested

My wife went through all sorts of nasty, painful tests involving needles, dyes, X-rays and various things jammed up her girl parts.

I had to visit The Room

A bit embarrassing, but there's really not much of a comparison there in terms of difficulty.


I was embarrassed because the doctors thought I was giving them a cup of tadpoles, mine are big. You could feel the cup shaking, especially when they tried to jump out.

It turned out to be my wife's problem, but my swimmers took care of that too. In one ultrasound you can see my swimmers forming a human (sperm?) chain and holding the egg to the wall of her uterus so it could implant.
 
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