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(Buzzfeed)   Cool: the Audi R8. Uncool: covering the Audi R8 in leopard-print wrap. Take a guess who owns it   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 77
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7797 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 13 Jun 2013 at 8:32 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-13 07:50:58 AM
Not the Beibs, not the Beibs *click* awww, Beiber, not cool
If I was Audi, I'd take the car back and burn it.
 
2013-06-13 08:29:18 AM
I think he might just be an idiot.

Though, where do you get a leopard skin wrap for your Audi?

Hell, I don't really like "You next oil change is..." stickers on my car.
 
2013-06-13 08:37:48 AM
I think I'm lost......  but since I'm here......


Why would someone cover their car in Leopard print and THEN put a hand to the window (from inside) to prevent being seen ?????


Is he waiting for his tinted glass to come in or something ?????


/  that's about all the silly news i can handle for one day
 
2013-06-13 08:40:14 AM
www.autotrader.co.uk
I guessed wrong.
 
2013-06-13 08:44:08 AM
Yer a day late and a dollar short, subby.....
 
2013-06-13 08:45:14 AM
Status: showing the world you can afford a $120k car
Super Status: showing the world you don't take it seriously
 
2013-06-13 08:50:39 AM

Swordblade: [www.autotrader.co.uk image 300x200]
I guessed wrong.


I was hoping for that too.
 
2013-06-13 08:59:54 AM
That is fabulous
 
2013-06-13 09:06:58 AM
I lol'ed at the GIF. Sums it up nicely about these d-bag celebrities that go out of their way to draw attention then get all pissy when people start filming them.

I'm all for allowing people who are stalked by paparazzi to open fire at will on them and their families, but my sympathy immediately drains to zero when you do dumb shiat like this first.
 
2013-06-13 09:07:49 AM
Hey! My first green!

The Audi's sacrifice was not in vain.
 
2013-06-13 09:07:51 AM
Maybe it's not `leopard-print' - but `scat-splattered' from a bitter monkey, freshly escaped from Germany?
 
2013-06-13 09:11:37 AM
"Well mom, remember my dream of owning a big house on a hill and how I used to wish for a living room with a plaster lion in it from Mexico and how I always wanted a large twenty four seat dining table in a dining room with original oil paintings by Michelangelo and Rembrandt and remember how I always wanted a rotating bed with pink chiffon and zebra stripes and remember how I used to chit chat with dad about always wanting a bathtub shaped like a clam and an office with orange and white stripes and remember how much I wanted an all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel and how I wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers and a party room with fancy friends and remember how much I wanted a big backyard with Grecian statues, s-shaped hedges and three swimming pools? Well, I got that too."

That's right, he's gone full Navin. You never go full Navin.

The best we can hope for now is a cockeyed Carl Reiner calling a press conference to announce, "That's why l am spearheading the $10 million class action suit against Mr. Bieber, and his irresponsible selling of a product he didn't even test on prisoners!"
 
2013-06-13 09:18:30 AM
she should get a leopard-skin pillbox hat to match
 
2013-06-13 09:20:10 AM
I really try not to jump on the hate bandwagon for even the most ridiculous people, but this kid is edging into Chris Brown territory.
 
2013-06-13 09:20:52 AM
If I was famous, I'd buy a car like that and let any of my friends or managers drive it.  Then I'd buy a shiatty Honda for $500, and that would be my daily driver.
 
2013-06-13 09:24:38 AM
Oh, Navin
 
2013-06-13 09:30:11 AM
It's just one step away from this:

i171.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-13 09:31:21 AM
Keyshawn Johnson should go and kick his ass again
 
2013-06-13 09:39:14 AM
What a Canadian.
 
2013-06-13 09:40:21 AM
I heard he's dating Ellen Page.
 
2013-06-13 09:44:39 AM
I'm starting to feel sorry for this kid. We all did stupid stuff as teenagers, but this guy is surrounded by a bunch of Yes Men that are just making it worse. It's too bad he doesn't have any true friends who are his age that will be honest with him about his ridiculousness.
 
2013-06-13 09:44:42 AM
And he STILL hasn't come out yet?
 
2013-06-13 09:48:29 AM

StRalphTheLiar: What a Canadian.


NOPE! He was an normal introverted home-schooled schmuck when he left the great white north.
You pimped him up with after-market add-ons and made him the famous douche-bag he is today.
TAKE SOME GODDAMNED RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS MESS! YOU'RE STUCK WITH IT!
 
2013-06-13 09:48:48 AM
My original guess was Jocelyn Wildenstein, so the Biebs was actually a nice surprise.
 
2013-06-13 09:58:55 AM

killershark: I'm starting to feel sorry for this kid. We all did stupid stuff as teenagers, but this guy is surrounded by a bunch of Yes Men that are just making it worse. It's too bad he doesn't have any true friends who are his age that will be honest with him about his ridiculousness.


I would guess he is completely happy with the people around him.  There is no one to call him on his BS, like this, and clearly is parents are just sitting around collecting a paycheck.

There are plenty of teen celebs that live normal lives, this is the one he choose.
 
2013-06-13 09:59:25 AM

killershark: I'm starting to feel sorry for this kid. We all did stupid stuff as teenagers, but this guy is surrounded by a bunch of Yes Men that are just making it worse. It's too bad he doesn't have any true friends who are his age that will be honest with him about his ridiculousness.


Justin just needs some help. He's trying hard, doing what he can. If we try, just give him a chance. We may find that he'll start to understand.
 
2013-06-13 09:59:44 AM
www.nypost.com
 
2013-06-13 10:05:36 AM

Clutch2013: Hey! My first green!

The Audi's sacrifice was not in vain.


yes it was. those Audi's are awesome but now i have to take it off my "gotta have one when i win the lotto" list.

*shakes tiny fists* damn you Beiber!!
 
2013-06-13 10:08:47 AM

Twist-42: Clutch2013: Hey! My first green!

The Audi's sacrifice was not in vain.

yes it was. those Audi's are awesome but now i have to take it off my "gotta have one when i win the lotto" list.

*shakes tiny fists* damn you Beiber!!


Nope, just shoot for a V10.  Looks like Bright Boy just screwed up a V8.
 
2013-06-13 10:13:41 AM
This is your God, world.

Can the hate. The culture built him. Might as well accept the end result.
 
2013-06-13 10:15:06 AM
That is one hell of a security detail, all to go visit a friend.  How fun!
 
2013-06-13 10:22:42 AM

skozlaw: I lol'ed at the GIF. Sums it up nicely about these d-bag celebrities that go out of their way to draw attention then get all pissy when people start filming them.

I'm all for allowing people who are stalked by paparazzi to open fire at will on them and their families, but my sympathy immediately drains to zero when you do dumb shiat like this first.


1) Wrapping a car like that Audi R8 is damn near a crime against humanity that should be investigated by the UN and result in a trial at The Hauge.

2) If I were a celebrity I'd own a "plane jane" BMW 328i or Honda Accord as a backup stealth car. Yeah, the locusts are going to know the plate number, but considering there's about a million of those cars in LA alone it will slow down the recognition time.

Either that or have Enterprise bring me a new rental every couple of days and just keep them in constant rotation.
 
2013-06-13 10:35:44 AM
 
2013-06-13 10:39:00 AM
Makes you wonder how people who suck so bad at being rich manage to get rich in the first place.
 
2013-06-13 10:39:23 AM

omahatattoo: http://www.celebritycarsblog.com/celebrity/justin-bieber/

Urge to kill.  Rising!


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-13 10:41:50 AM
As much as I detest the little mofo, I get it.  If I was filthy rich at his age I'd be trolling everyone with my stupid AW antics just because I could.

Except for the stupid pants hanging below his ass.  There isn't an alternate universe in all of infinity that has me sporting THAT style.
 
2013-06-13 10:44:49 AM
He's a diletante.

www.speedgreasemonkey.com

This is how you do garish and yet awesome in an Audi.
 
2013-06-13 10:45:41 AM

omahatattoo: http://www.celebritycarsblog.com/celebrity/justin-bieber/

Urge to kill.  Rising!


Meh. A stable of ho-hum cars that try too hard to be cool owned by a ho-hum person who tries too hard to be cool? The most interesting thing in his garage is the Sprinter. Everything else is common trash designed specifically for people like him who don't actually care much about cars but can pretend otherwise just for show.

I don't care for Jay Leno's performances, but that's a man who knows interesting cars. And Brian Johnson of AC/DC has some good ones too.
 
2013-06-13 10:47:33 AM

omahatattoo: http://www.celebritycarsblog.com/celebrity/justin-bieber/

Urge to kill.  Rising!


As much as I hate the kid and everything he represents, he actually has really good taste in cars. And other than the leopard-print R8, matte black OWNS.
 
2013-06-13 10:48:15 AM
I just bought an Audi last weekend so I'm getting a kick.

/i'm going to go to the garage now and apology for all of humanity
 
2013-06-13 10:53:09 AM
This little cockmuncher's head is so far up his own ass that he he can sneeze, fart and shart all in one motion. Now that's efficient!!
 
2013-06-13 10:53:37 AM

darch: omahatattoo: http://www.celebritycarsblog.com/celebrity/justin-bieber/

Urge to kill.  Rising!

As much as I hate the kid and everything he represents, he actually has really good taste in cars. And other than the leopard-print R8, matte black OWNS.


I can't actually hate on the matte black, but his chrome Fisker makes me want to punch him in the throat.
 
2013-06-13 10:58:10 AM

darch: omahatattoo: http://www.celebritycarsblog.com/celebrity/justin-bieber/

Urge to kill.  Rising!

As much as I hate the kid and everything he represents, he actually has really good taste in cars. And other than the leopard-print R8, matte black OWNS.


I disagree.  Matte black does not own in 2013.  It owned up to about 5 years ago on rat rods.  It always looked stupid on expensive cars.

The poser community killed it with matte black Range Rovers and matte black Bentleys.
 
2013-06-13 10:59:43 AM
I've noticed lately that Audis are increasingly replacing BMWs around here as the vehicle of choice for shiatbag stunted adolescent tailgatey drivers who spend more of their income on their car than they do on housing and treat driving as a great chance to pretend that they're in a Fast & Furious movie.

I'm amazed, though, at the design genius of whoever invented those headlamps. They dazzle strivers and dumb people alike, and I don't doubt that that little design feature is responsible for bringing a lot of cash to the company.
 
2013-06-13 11:25:13 AM
Actually, my first guess was Kim Kardashian.

Not at all surprised that it was Bieber, though.
 
2013-06-13 11:34:49 AM
i.imgur.com

With that out of the way, why's up with that security detail?  Is beibs really in so much danger that he needs his own motorcade?
 
2013-06-13 11:35:39 AM
phaseolus: ...I'm amazed, though, at the design genius of whoever invented those headlamps. They dazzle strivers and dumb people alike, and I don't doubt that that little design feature is responsible for bringing a lot of cash to the company.

I've heard it called "carscara."
And yeah, I own one... For the first time ever I just enjoy driving. Don't know what sort of magic their designers perform but hell it works.
 
2013-06-13 11:36:07 AM
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/Goddamn I hate BuzzFeed about as much as I hate I09
 
2013-06-13 11:38:36 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: As much as I detest the little mofo, I get it.  If I was filthy rich at his age I'd be trolling everyone with my stupid AW antics just because I could.
Except for the stupid pants hanging below his ass.


---- With tighty whities LOL
 
2013-06-13 11:47:07 AM
Leopard print? What is he Snooki?
 
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