pheed: I worked at an Apple Store for 7 years. The entire front of our store was glass and someone would run into it at least once a week. Usually little kids. They would bounce off and cry, but they were always just fine. Occasionally though you'd get an idiot, real life troll who'd loudly start wondering "Who's gonna pay for my toof?!"
SearchN: Last time I walked into a glass door/wall it was after talking to a pretty little thing. My head was thinking to much, my brain not enough.
ThatDarkFellow: "McCarthy dislocated her jaw, broke her nose, tore a rotator cuff and sustained soft tissue injuries to her neck and back, in addition to emotional trauma"...what? Did the glass panel beat her afterwards?
cardex: I have seen 6 or 7 adults walk into glass objects of one kind or another and they have all been girls has anyone ever seen a guy walk into a wall is it just bad luck or is it related to the female inability to park inside the lines.
crazydave023: Didn't Matthew Perry do that in "A Whole Nine Yards"?
Gyrfalcon: Mugato: McCarthy dislocated her jaw, broke her nose, tore a rotator cuff and sustained soft tissue injuries to her neck and backHow the shiat can you sustain all those injuries from walking into a window? I tore my rotator cuff once too but I had to get hit by a car to do it./also, she sounds fatAnswered your own question, darling.
lokidecat: How the hell fast was she walking?
LoneVVolf: ...Appleby said Tuesday. "Essentially there should been some kind of markings on it - a decal, a bar across - something to indicate this was not open space."...Restaurant should put a large vinyl cutout of the dumb twat's face on the window, with a sign under it stating "don't walk your dumb ass into the window and sue us like this idiot".Win-Win.
brigid_fitch: criscodisco: I just don't understand this. I've walked into a floor to ceiling plate glass window in public before, and it hurt like hell, and all I thought was "boy am I an idiot".Me. Godiva Chocolates. Freehold Raceway Mall./I could have SWORN that was open air//Please, God--tell me nobody saw....oh, fark.
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