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(WWL)   "Both women in the car admitted to instructing the 10-year-old to drive the vehicle due to their level of intoxication"   (wwl.com) divider line 26
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2013-06-12 08:06:35 PM  
Back when I was a kid, this was the norm and we didn't even wear seat belts! Those were the days.
 
2013-06-12 08:07:54 PM  
Was the fifteen year old jealous and pouting, arms folded in the other seat?
 
2013-06-12 08:09:42 PM  
Lucky kid.

My parents made me steer while they rolled joints or took hits off the pipe.  But they never let me drive.
 
2013-06-12 08:14:30 PM  
Made a prediction......wasn't disappointed.
 
2013-06-12 08:17:22 PM  

elbriley: Was the fifteen year old jealous and pouting, arms folded in the other seat?


Probably loaded, too.
 
2013-06-12 08:20:32 PM  

Plato's Salty Discharge: Made a prediction......wasn't disappointed.


*click*

You bastard! Now I have to donate to the United Negro College Fund. You sonofab*tch!
 
2013-06-12 08:23:48 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Back when I was a kid, this was the norm and we didn't even wear seat belts! Those were the days.


When I was a kid, I learned to drive at around 8 (farm equipment and vehicles), starting driving grain trucks at about 10 or 11 when I got big enough to push the clutch and still see over the dash, took my driving test at 13 and had to wait 3 weeks until I turned 14 before they would issue my license.

Got an 87/100 on my driving test. 10 points right off the bat because I didn't buckle up before I started the vehicle, even though the vehicle didn't come equipped with seatbelts from the factory (the DPS officer said no one keeps those points with no seat belt on regardless of OEM vehicle equipment) and he knocked me down 3 points because I 'was a little sloppy parallel parking.'

/lawn
 
2013-06-12 08:29:56 PM  
Was he propped up on phone books or something? I have some difficulty picturing an average size 10 year old being able to work pedals and see over the dash in tandem...
 
2013-06-12 08:34:35 PM  

D_Evans45: Was he propped up on phone books or something? I have some difficulty picturing an average size 10 year old being able to work pedals and see over the dash in tandem...


I'm assuming it was a 1992 Hyundai Elantra.
 
2013-06-12 08:43:11 PM  
Kid''s lucky they didn't make it home. Those two might have wanted more.
 
2013-06-12 09:03:16 PM  
Every time I click on a drunk woman link, I half expect it to be about my ex-wife

/I know it's wrong
//well, always possibly right, but wrong
 
2013-06-12 09:05:34 PM  
Lucky for the kid that they weren't teachers.
 
2013-06-12 09:07:13 PM  
In my state, letting a 10 year old drive a car probably carries a much softer penalty than a single DUI, so it'd be win here.
 
2013-06-12 09:09:25 PM  
Instead of arresting these women, the kid should get a drivers license on the spot for manning up. You have to learn to drive at some time, and I-10 as a trial by fire plus preventing a DUI, may just be that time.
 
2013-06-12 09:34:13 PM  

Omnis_evil_twin: Lucky kid.

My parents made me steer while they rolled joints or took hits off the pipe.  But they never let me drive.


what kind of shiatty parents dont teach their kids how to roll joints?
 
2013-06-12 09:42:59 PM  
Women?
If you say so.
 
2013-06-12 10:25:19 PM  

NewportBarGuy: D_Evans45: Was he propped up on phone books or something? I have some difficulty picturing an average size 10 year old being able to work pedals and see over the dash in tandem...

I'm assuming it was a 1992 Hyundai Elantra.


FTA, 2001 Chevy Tahoe
 
2013-06-13 01:56:02 AM  
Was visiting family last week and my 15 year old cousin asked me to take her out driving after I had 2 beers. In a parking lot, a block from the house. Not even feeling slightly buzzed, but halfway through the lesson, I started calculating time and body weight and ended up thinking "If a cop gave me a breathalizer, I might blow close to an .08" And I think I read that the limit is even lower on the East Coast.  So I ended up letting her drive the block home even though her mother didn't want her driving anywhere else besides the parking lot. She did a great job in the lot and the way back. I taught her how to actually park in the lot so it ended up all good when she pulled into her mother's space like a seasoned parking veteran.  I taught her how to parallel the next day!
/all that being said, these ladies FTFA are farking windowlickers.
 
2013-06-13 02:06:52 AM  

Plato's Salty Discharge: Made a prediction......wasn't disappointed.


Actually, these type of stories usually go the exact opposite direction. Usually it's a paler guy from Florida with a touch of meth involved. Sometimes a horse or riding mower is involved instead of a child. You must have had a gut feeling or a sudden onset of clairvoyance. Pick me some lotto numbers, ace!
 
2013-06-13 03:04:39 AM  
I hate Kenner.
 
2013-06-13 04:22:50 AM  

dickfreckle: I hate Kenner.


EVERYBODY hates Kenner. makes me pine for the West Bank
 
2013-06-13 06:19:33 AM  
God speed brave soldier..
 
2013-06-13 08:38:24 AM  
These kids driving drunk adults articles seem to be twice a month now.
 
2013-06-13 03:56:58 PM  

MagSeven: Plato's Salty Discharge: Made a prediction......wasn't disappointed.

Actually, these type of stories usually go the exact opposite direction. Usually it's a paler guy from Florida with a touch of meth involved. Sometimes a horse or riding mower is involved instead of a child. You must have had a gut feeling or a sudden onset of clairvoyance. Pick me some lotto numbers, ace!


great fortune will come from these numbers...1..2..3..4..5.
 
2013-06-13 08:12:32 PM  

Darth Funjamin: FTA, 2001 Chevy Tahoe


Hey! I looked at the picture, don't expect me to read too! heh...
 
2013-06-13 10:46:31 PM  

Creme de la Crap: dickfreckle: I hate Kenner.

EVERYBODY hates Kenner. makes me pine for the West Bank


KENNER, BRAH!

I also don't dig on Metairie. It's nothing personal; I just hate suburbs. The city might have problems, but at least we have a soul. I think Anne Rice said it best when, talking about a New Orleanian who moved to Jefferson Parish - "where the nearest architectural curiosity is the Circle K." Paraphrased, I think.

/at least the Best Bank is only a few miles away for big-box shopping
//don't get me started on Chalmette, except the beauty of their women...until they speak
///nearly every stripper I knew as a bartender was a Chalmation
 
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