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(Gawker)   People who use the American flag for pants, shirts, camping chairs and bandannas are very offended that that HGTV suggested using an American flag for a tablecloth   (gawker.com) divider line 41
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4305 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jun 2013 at 7:47 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-12 07:56:40 PM
6 votes:
www.theblindcard.comOH FOR GOD'S SAKE .. COME TO TEXAS. We encourage making things from flag-stuff. Even our flag is made from flag-stuff.
2013-06-12 07:58:15 PM
5 votes:

Arachnophobe: What about flag bikinis?

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photos1.blogger.com
2013-06-12 09:15:06 PM
4 votes:
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2013-06-12 08:55:05 PM
4 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: Wow... so much straw man in here... can all you farkers please go back to the politics tab.

/ An actual flag being used as a table cloth is disrespectful... and an inane thing for HGTV to suggest.
// BECAUSE of what it represents... not what it is.
/// Doesn't wear flag inspired clothing either.


By God we finally have a true American in here. I stand and salute you as I type this note. My eyes are swollen in tears as I see your true patriotism. May God bless and keep those Walmart disability checks coming in.
2013-06-12 08:49:00 PM
4 votes:
i584.photobucket.com
I'm sorry. I cant hear you over the sound of my fanny pack.
2013-06-12 08:09:51 PM
4 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-12 08:41:05 PM
3 votes:
Last time I was "home" for Independence Day (as in "where I fled from at the earliest possible moment") was about five years ago, and my sister made one of these:

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Being the dork that I am, I pointed out that she was several stars short; she answered that if she punched me in the right spot, I'd see the remaining stars but wouldn't be able to count them.

/+1; would devour again
//love my sis; she tolerates me, and that's what families are all about
2013-06-12 07:58:18 PM
3 votes:

SirEattonHogg: I noticed the OSHA safety poster in our break room is laminated in plastic.

Based on HGTV's reasoning, I suppose I could use that for a table place mat next time I eat in there.


To crush your peppers, season your burgers before you, and eat upon the laminations of your safety posters.
2013-06-12 07:55:29 PM
3 votes:

Arachnophobe: What about flag bikinis?


She should remove that forthwith.
2013-06-12 07:55:23 PM
3 votes:

Arachnophobe: What about flag bikinis?

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This is an outrage! How dare the American flag get me aroused! I must take action against this transgression. brb in 5 mins
2013-06-13 12:41:48 AM
2 votes:

Petit_Merdeux: This is an outrage!

A real patriot only flies a flag on a flag pole!

/and leaves it out in the dark
//and the rain


Now that shiat bothers me.  If you want to fly the flag do it right: daytime or with a light, no rain, right-side up except for emergencies and burn the poor thing when it's too tattered to fly.
/ I don't care if you don't drive, but if you do drive, don't hit anything.
// I only bought a flag to identify the country of origin for my vessel: legal requirement, otherwise, who needs the responsibility.
///Everyone will know I'm American because I'm overweight, drink bland lager and only speak English.  Oh and my cheese tastes like industrial lubricant.
2013-06-12 08:55:55 PM
2 votes:
previous.presstv.ir
2013-06-12 08:25:09 PM
2 votes:
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2013-06-12 08:19:14 PM
2 votes:
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Playing with fire here...
2013-06-12 08:15:41 PM
2 votes:
Maybe we could just stop fetishizing the farking thing, how bout that?

I haven't seen this much poutrage since Zoidberg ate that flag.
2013-06-12 08:07:38 PM
2 votes:
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2013-06-12 08:06:24 PM
2 votes:
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2013-06-13 07:00:50 AM
1 votes:
i1091.photobucket.com
And I'm proud to be an American,
where at least I know I'm free(right not valid for ni@@ers or spics).
And I wont forget the men who died(unless they were ni@@ers or spics),
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up(unless you're a ni@@er or spic),
next to you and defend her still today.
' Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA(farkin ni@@ers and spics).
2013-06-13 12:40:26 AM
1 votes:
We really need to get over our overly-neurotic fetish for flag decor, seriously. This is the 21st Century, not the farking Revolutionary War or whatever military event you can't get out of your farking head.

All this shiat makes me want to do is burn one.
2013-06-13 12:04:15 AM
1 votes:

tbeatty: Subby is confused over the flag burning/wearing/adorning and those that honor it.  Draping coffins of the latter is acceptable, too.


What if I drape a flag over a coffin and then use it as a table?
2013-06-12 11:20:30 PM
1 votes:
www.lookingattheleft.com
2013-06-12 11:04:44 PM
1 votes:
This is an outrage!

A real patriot only flies a flag on a flag pole!

/and leaves it out in the dark
//and the rain
2013-06-12 10:33:06 PM
1 votes:
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2013-06-12 10:20:36 PM
1 votes:
Note - Too drunk to type correctly - Yep, I'm a Farker.

Mad Magizene did a flag way back in the '70s.
I had this hanging on my wall - Until my Mom told me to take it down

Link to example? - http://lh4.ggpht.com/-wPQzSemquqg/TiXJVBKSROI/AAAAAAAASuU/ZAe0VSl5__8/ Mad%252520Flag%252520poster%252520with%252520pledge%252520of%252520all egiance%25252C%2525201971-8x6.jpg?imgmax=800">http://lh4.ggpht.com/-w PQzSemquqg/TiXJVBKSROI/AAAAAAAASuU/ZAe0VSl5__8/ Mad%252520Flag%252520poster%252520with%252520pledge%252520of%252520all egiance%25252C%2525201971-8x6.jpg?imgmax=800

Whoa - Thats a big link - Not good. (No - I never learned hot links)
( Do a picture search for "mad magazine flag" and you'll find it").

Anyway - Today issues - You ain't seen nothing.
In my day - Abby Hoffman in a AM Flag shirt was = OMG!

Now days - Anything with the Flag on it = How can you disrespect?
2013-06-12 09:56:24 PM
1 votes:
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Stolen from comments:  Meatloaf looks worse as a blonde.
2013-06-12 09:53:19 PM
1 votes:

Omahawg:


Thank you for your reliable services, patriot.

/quite sincerely
2013-06-12 09:32:53 PM
1 votes:
i290.photobucket.com
2013-06-12 09:32:02 PM
1 votes:

George Babbitt: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 800x500]

/im giving her a 21 gun salute
//if you know what i mean
///and i think you do

Shouldn't your name be 'Thanks for the Mamm-ries'....


Why not both?

i291.photobucket.com
2013-06-12 09:21:41 PM
1 votes:
Only a complete simpleton dumbass would rally around a shallow image or symbol.

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2013-06-12 09:17:37 PM
1 votes:

dookdookdook: [imageshack.us image 800x796]


I'll swallow your soul!
2013-06-12 09:16:47 PM
1 votes:

dookdookdook:


I never thought this thread would turn up something that would creep me the f*ck out, but here we are.
2013-06-12 09:12:12 PM
1 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: jaytkay: Conservatives are very particular about how they use the flag.

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Go fark yourself.

99.998er:

By God we finally have a true American in here. I stand and salute you as I type this note. My eyes are swollen in tears as I see your true patriotism. May God bless and keep those Walmart disability checks coming in.

You too.


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2013-06-12 09:09:37 PM
1 votes:
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2013-06-12 08:57:07 PM
1 votes:
i291.photobucket.com

/im giving her a 21 gun salute
//if you know what i mean
///and i think you do
2013-06-12 08:52:29 PM
1 votes:
t0.gstatic.com
2013-06-12 08:31:54 PM
1 votes:
noitsnot:

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Playing with fire here...


That picture fooled Google Image Search -- "Best guess for this image: pacific islands flag"
2013-06-12 07:57:21 PM
1 votes:
www.zgeek.com
2013-06-12 07:53:25 PM
1 votes:
I always love that about Tea Bagger rallies. People with American flag hats, ties, tshirts, shorts... "We love America! That's why we defame the flag!"
2013-06-12 07:53:15 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Instead of recommending the use of a flag as a tablecloth, HGTV ought to have directed viewers to one of the many flag-inspired tablecloths

So when is it A flag vs being "flag-inspired"? What's the difference, exactly?


One is a flag and one is not a flag.
2013-06-12 07:52:12 PM
1 votes:
I find flag codpieces disrespectful to America at large.
2013-06-12 07:51:56 PM
1 votes:
What about flag toilet paper? That's still ok isn't it?
 
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