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(Riverton Radio)   Hello, 911? Yes, I'd like to report a poltergeist. What? No, we're not sure exactly, but we think it might be related to the recent exorcism   (rivertonradio.com ) divider line
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2013-06-12 06:31:36 PM  
ghostology.com

GET. OUT.
 
2013-06-12 06:41:02 PM  
Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Someone went off their psychiatric medicines, again.
 
2013-06-12 06:44:27 PM  
FTFA: ...the woman was breathing but was taken to the hospital anyway and is reported to be in stable condition.

I call shenanigans
 
2013-06-12 06:46:34 PM  
 
2013-06-12 06:47:11 PM  
thumbnails.hulu.com

Your mama sews socks that smell!
 
2013-06-12 06:47:37 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-06-12 06:50:13 PM  
Sounds like someone's too chickenshiat to charge someone with a false 911 call.
 
2013-06-12 06:53:54 PM  
www.dreadcentral.com
 
2013-06-12 06:57:03 PM  

hardinparamedic: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I call shenanigans

It happens more often than you might think


I'm saying she's probably not real stable

/just go ahead and shoot at my jokes... see if I care
 
2013-06-12 06:59:25 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: 'm saying she's probably not real stable

/just go ahead and shoot at my jokes... see if I care


I'm betting she's as Stable as the Tacoma Narrows bridge, baby.
 
2013-06-12 07:00:24 PM  
Didn't know they had southern baptists in wyoming.

CSB
My mother was into that and I was "excorcised" 3x before I finally got away from her.  It's really just an excuse for 3-5 grown men around 30-50 to beat the shiat out of a minor and half drown them with holy water.  And of course telling them to "leave me the fark alone you farking phychos" is proof to them that your are possessed by a demon.

/bastards who called it in should be charged w. assault
 
2013-06-12 07:09:34 PM  
I remember there used to be a PSA  on all the time in the eighties with a jingle about who to call for ghost problems, sung by Huey Lewis Ray Parker, Jr. Obviously this idiot didn't pay attention.
 
2013-06-12 07:15:16 PM  
Class five free roaming specter? Interesting.
 
2013-06-12 07:20:07 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [thumbnails.hulu.com image 512x288]

Your mama sews socks that smell!


Say WHAT??!!
 
2013-06-12 07:28:46 PM  
She must have been doing yoga.
 
2013-06-12 07:29:00 PM  

Fano: Class five free roaming specter? Interesting.


Real nasty one, too!
 
2013-06-12 07:55:19 PM  

EyeForgot: Didn't know they had southern baptists in wyoming.

CSB
My mother was into that and I was "excorcised" 3x before I finally got away from her.  It's really just an excuse for 3-5 grown men around 30-50 to beat the shiat out of a minor and half drown them with holy water.  And of course telling them to "leave me the fark alone you farking phychos" is proof to them that your are possessed by a demon.

/bastards who called it in should be charged w. assault


I would guess there could have been mental illness at play, except that sort of thing isn't supposed to be contagious among adults.
 
2013-06-12 08:19:08 PM  

fusillade762: [ghostology.com image 500x333]

GET. OUT.


Love this house.
 
2013-06-12 08:30:25 PM  
You've got to clean up after yourself. You can't just leave a phantasm floating around. That's no way to run a business.
 
2013-06-12 08:57:38 PM  

Astorix: Fano: Class five free roaming specter? Interesting.

Real nasty one, too!


Don't worry. I know some guys who deal with this sort of thing all the time and this week they're having a special on proton recharge and storage. You should give 'em a cal right away.

/They're ready to believe you
 
2013-06-12 09:41:38 PM  
Not surprising considering how Satan cornered the real estate market in Wyoming long ago.

Devil's Tower
Hell's Half Acre
Devil's Gate
 
2013-06-12 09:45:50 PM  
I'm not saying it was meth...
 
2013-06-12 10:27:45 PM  

hardinparamedic: Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Someone went off their psychiatric medicines, again.


When I do that the CIA gets after me, not evil spirits.

Speaking of which, poltergeists possess dwellings, not people. Their job is to move things around and hide them from you. There are a few here. When I want to be sure to find something I leave it at the ex's place; she's so mean she scares lesser evils away. She can even stomp in here and make them give stuff up, it's amazing how easily she does that.

I am NOT senile. Really. I don't even need labels to tell the bread knife from the toilet paper. Yet.
 
2013-06-13 03:20:33 AM  
Guessing the cop already had his quota for the month... medical emergency and didn't find one... destruction of property and "bites" but didn't find any... few different items to start flying off some fines for right there, along with abuse of 911 system and he passed.
 
2013-06-13 03:49:35 AM  

EyeForgot: Didn't know they had southern baptists in wyoming.

CSB
My mother was into that and I was "excorcised" 3x before I finally got away from her.  It's really just an excuse for 3-5 grown men around 30-50 to beat the shiat out of a minor and half drown them with holy water.  And of course telling them to "leave me the fark alone you farking phychos" is proof to them that your are possessed by a demon.

/bastards who called it in should be charged w. assault


What is it about people who think that an exorcism requires beating, dunking, and other such drastic things?  Everything I've read and heard about the matter (from people who know what they're doing) tell me that stuff like that is not supposed to be done.  At the most, some assistants may be needed to keep the person from flailing around.  An exorcism is almost entirely a mental fight.
 
2013-06-13 05:11:50 AM  
But Captain Howdy is my FRIEND!
 
2013-06-13 09:14:51 AM  

nytmare: EyeForgot: Didn't know they had southern baptists in wyoming.

CSB
My mother was into that and I was "excorcised" 3x before I finally got away from her.  It's really just an excuse for 3-5 grown men around 30-50 to beat the shiat out of a minor and half drown them with holy water.  And of course telling them to "leave me the fark alone you farking phychos" is proof to them that your are possessed by a demon.

/bastards who called it in should be charged w. assault

I would guess there could have been mental illness at play, except that sort of thing isn't supposed to be contagious among adults.


You've never seen footage of the Nuremburg rallies, have you?
Seriously, there's never been any proof of "Demonic possession.", any more than there's been proof of a "One True Faith.". And I'd hazard there never will be.
 
2013-06-13 09:22:54 AM  

cynicalbastard: Seriously, there's never been any proof of "Demonic possession.", any more than there's been proof of a "One True Faith.". And I'd hazard there never will be.


Demon Possession is what people called the mentally ill when they had no idea what it was that was happening to them. In fact, the "well documented" cases that are out there are either complete fabrications and frauds, or have been embelished to hide the fact that mentally ill men, women, and children were abused and mislead.
 
2013-06-13 04:23:37 PM  
I meant mental illness among the exorcising adults.

As far as the victims, I thought "possession" was often used to describe epilepsy, back before common folk knew what epilepsy was.
 
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