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(Huffington Post)   "My boyfriend started licking my eyeballs years ago and I just loved it. I'm not with him anymore, but I still like to ask guys to lick my eyeballs"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 78
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2013-06-12 09:46:37 PM  

LordOfThePings: Cerebral Knievel

I'd buy it.


Thanks, new desktop background!
 
2013-06-12 09:48:27 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: Skywolf the Scribbler: Cerebral Knievel: GTA: Busytown.

Grand Theft Auto: Busytown

/Make it real Sony, dammit


That is just awesome and disturbing on so many fantastic levels.
 
2013-06-12 10:01:20 PM  

megarian: Cerebral Knievel: Skywolf the Scribbler: Cerebral Knievel: GTA: Busytown.

Grand Theft Auto: Busytown

/Make it real Sony, dammit

That is just awesome and disturbing on so many fantastic levels.


I still remember playing a PC learning game like that when I was a young'n. I recall a ski park with a jump, a letter factory, the requisite police station, a parking garage, and a thrift shop, so...
 
2013-06-12 10:08:49 PM  
So, she's the blepharitis poster girl?
 
2013-06-12 10:23:14 PM  

Skywolf the Scribbler: megarian: Cerebral Knievel: Skywolf the Scribbler: Cerebral Knievel: GTA: Busytown.

Grand Theft Auto: Busytown

/Make it real Sony, dammit

That is just awesome and disturbing on so many fantastic levels.

I still remember playing a PC learning game like that when I was a young'n. I recall a ski park with a jump, a letter factory, the requisite police station, a parking garage, and a thrift shop, so...


I'm having weird Starfox (on Super Nintendo) flashback.

Also, (you don't have an email listed...and this reply is a thought from a week or so ago) I think it's pretty cool that you take a ton of criticism in stride. Whether or not I agree with you on some things, I think it's a little awesome that you stand up for your particular Weird. No snark. Thanks!
 
2013-06-12 10:26:49 PM  

jigger: [www.pics22.com image 540x366]


I"m not totally up on my Ultraman lore, but I don't remember him having a female fire-farting foe.
 
2013-06-12 10:42:52 PM  
So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.
 
2013-06-12 10:45:49 PM  

peasants_are_revolting: So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.


Yeah, okay... I want to know.

But I'm nosey and drunk. So...so that's nice.
 
2013-06-12 10:52:15 PM  
Life imitating the Simpsons?
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-12 10:53:02 PM  
"Don't flinch!!! Or Madame Butterfly miss....and give you one bad tongue-lashing!!!!

- said the Japanese dominatrix
 
2013-06-12 11:03:07 PM  

megarian: peasants_are_revolting: So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.

Yeah, okay... I want to know.

But I'm nosey and drunk. So...so that's nice.


She just really liked me to lick her eyeballs when we made out. They were sort of salty.
 
2013-06-12 11:03:59 PM  
I have a running joke with the missus where, when she complains about something, I offer overly helpful/unhelpful suggestions.  A common one is that, when she says "My eyes are dry," I say "Would you like me to lick them for you?"

After reading tfa, I don't think I'll offer that anymore.
 
2013-06-12 11:15:32 PM  

peasants_are_revolting: megarian: peasants_are_revolting: So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.

Yeah, okay... I want to know.

But I'm nosey and drunk. So...so that's nice.

She just really liked me to lick her eyeballs when we made out. They were sort of salty.


Hm...
 
2013-06-12 11:47:49 PM  
Several years ago, two very beautiful women that I knew, told me that they would have a threesome with me if I let them lick my eyeball once each.  Did it right there at the bar, went back to my place and had one -amazing- night.  That one was -way- worth having my eyeballs licked.  I've done a fair number of threesomes in my life, and that one was really amazing.
 
2013-06-13 01:03:11 AM  

megarian: peasants_are_revolting: megarian: peasants_are_revolting: So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.

Yeah, okay... I want to know.

But I'm nosey and drunk. So...so that's nice.

She just really liked me to lick her eyeballs when we made out. They were sort of salty.

Hm...


Hey, I'm sorry I didn't get more detailed. But you didn't really ask for detailed details.
 
2013-06-13 01:10:26 AM  

ekdikeo4: I've done a fair number of threesomes in my life, and that one was really amazing.


Are you the guy who writes all those letters to Penthouse Forum?
 
2013-06-13 01:14:51 AM  

megarian: peasants_are_revolting: megarian: peasants_are_revolting: So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.

Yeah, okay... I want to know.

But I'm nosey and drunk. So...so that's nice.

She just really liked me to lick her eyeballs when we made out. They were sort of salty.

Hm...


Oh, yeah, you are the one with the nekkid Hunter S. Thompson pic in your profile. Email me - I don't know how.
 
2013-06-13 01:30:17 AM  
My first girlfriend and I used to do this fairly often, it felt strangely quite arousing.
 
2013-06-13 02:51:08 AM  
Farking Japan.
 
2013-06-13 05:26:32 AM  
i.imgur.com

Lick, but remember not to suck.
 
2013-06-13 07:58:26 AM  

peasants_are_revolting: She just really liked me to lick her eyeballs when we made out. They were sort of salty.


Eyeballs taste like tears? Whodathunk.
 
2013-06-13 09:04:48 AM  

peasants_are_revolting: megarian: peasants_are_revolting: megarian: peasants_are_revolting: So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.

Yeah, okay... I want to know.

But I'm nosey and drunk. So...so that's nice.

She just really liked me to lick her eyeballs when we made out. They were sort of salty.

Hm...

Oh, yeah, you are the one with the nekkid Hunter S. Thompson pic in your profile. Email me - I don't know how.


Your email isn't listed.

Mine is megarian87@hotmail(dot com)
 
2013-06-13 09:07:50 AM  
hostedmedia.reimanpub.com

KIt starts with licking eyeballs. When that's no longer thrill enough ...
 
2013-06-13 12:24:01 PM  
Custom Lasik for me tomorrow.
No eye licking involved, I hope.
 
2013-06-13 12:37:09 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: ekdikeo4: I've done a fair number of threesomes in my life, and that one was really amazing.

Are you the guy who writes all those letters to Penthouse Forum?


Nope, just a guy who primarily dates bi-women who are polyamorous of some type or another.
 
2013-06-13 03:28:14 PM  

CommieTaoist: Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).


John K came to mind immediately, trying to figure out if he started the trend, or just hopped aboard.
 
2013-06-13 04:28:11 PM  

megarian: Also, (you don't have an email listed...and this reply is a thought from a week or so ago) I think it's pretty cool that you take a ton of criticism in stride. Whether or not I agree with you on some things, I think it's a little awesome that you stand up for your particular Weird. No snark. Thanks!


Someone once said that, in life, you can either be a chicken or a duck. If you throw water at a chicken, it gets pissed off and runs away. If you throw water at a duck, it shakes the water off and quacks at you. Don't be a chicken.

/I'm trying to fit in with the times and be more social online, I just don't trust big data companies and such, and I'm a really private person. I don't like the thought of a sentiment I might change my mind about hovering around under my real name... how do I use a pseudonym on facebook, like I've seen some people do? Do I click the 'make a page' link?
 
2013-06-13 06:27:16 PM  
uh, good for them?
 
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