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(Huffington Post)   "My boyfriend started licking my eyeballs years ago and I just loved it. I'm not with him anymore, but I still like to ask guys to lick my eyeballs"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 78
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2013-06-12 02:12:01 PM
Well, I'll have to resist doing that, then.
 
2013-06-12 02:12:45 PM
I made my optometrist do that to me for thirty minutes.  No foreplay, no Lasik.
 
2013-06-12 02:13:07 PM
Sexy
 
2013-06-12 02:15:15 PM
Also nausea.

I would think...
 
2013-06-12 02:16:13 PM
FTA: Alternatively called "oculolinctus"

I'm a cunning oculolinctus!
 
2013-06-12 02:17:02 PM

brap: I made my optometrist do that to me for thirty minutes.  No foreplay, no Lasik.


Did it cost extra? Or did your insurance cover it?

I ask only because I need to get some contacts....
 
2013-06-12 02:17:48 PM
i586.photobucket.com

But I lurves you!!!
 
2013-06-12 02:19:18 PM
She can only touch the tip of her nose, not the eyeball.

/SFW
 
2013-06-12 02:24:33 PM
misplaced skeet also causes pinkeye.
 
2013-06-12 02:30:09 PM
Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).
 
2013-06-12 02:46:58 PM

CommieTaoist: Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).


W...T...F?
 
2013-06-12 03:20:33 PM

CommieTaoist: Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).


*turns off computer*
*throws it into hallway*
 
2013-06-12 04:50:34 PM

CommieTaoist: Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).


Link isn't working for me :(
 
2013-06-12 04:53:33 PM
She just wishes she could lick her own balls.
 
2013-06-12 04:55:17 PM
Never go ass to eyeball...
 
2013-06-12 05:07:59 PM
FTFA: I got some weird offshoot of TB in my eye once.

THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS
 
2013-06-12 05:12:58 PM

Beerguy: CommieTaoist: Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).

Link isn't working for me :(


Doesn't work for me either.

C'mon man don't leave us hanging.
 
2013-06-12 05:14:19 PM
careful, i got throat cancer by licking eyeballs.
 
2013-06-12 05:16:52 PM
So that is how Scott Baio gave Cartman pinkeye.
 
2013-06-12 05:24:46 PM

CommieTaoist: Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).


What is this?  I don't even...
 
2013-06-12 05:24:51 PM
If more guys who came on your face would lick your eyeballs clean there would be less crying in this world.
 
2013-06-12 05:29:27 PM
Alternatively called "oculolinctus" or "worming," eyeball licking has few public advocates but they include Elektrika Energias, a 29-year-old environmental science student in the U.S. Virgin Islands.

Yup. She is into some weird shiat.
 
2013-06-12 05:33:27 PM
CSB: I dated a girl that would lick my eyeballs when we were tripping.  Never wanted me to lick her eyes (other parts, of course) but she loved to do it to me.  Feels odd.  About the only way to describe it.
 
2013-06-12 05:34:40 PM
"Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the sno-cone stand and began licking at the girls eyeballs as if they were sugar cubes...."

PNSFW
 
2013-06-12 05:43:08 PM
I'm shocked this isn't one of those dating articles on Slate or Salon that usually deals with really weird kink shiat. Dear Prudence or whatever...
 
2013-06-12 05:47:21 PM
i478.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-12 06:06:35 PM
That would explain the new line of Japanese Valentine Day cards.  One was 'Eye am so into you'.  Another was 'LOOKING forward to a licking'.  I thought they were just typos in translation, but now I understand.

/The whole thing just makes me >< real hard
 
2013-06-12 06:18:36 PM
I had a girl offer to lick my eyeball in High School once about 20 years ago... actually, she offered repeatedly. She was an odd one. Never took her up on the offer, but watched her do it to a few other girls. It was..... fascinating to watch the reactions of all involved, including both the lickees and the licker. Passersby would stop mid-stride and mid-sentence if they happened to be talking with someone. I wonder how she's doing these days. Probably not good.
 
2013-06-12 06:50:54 PM
www.ohspress.com
 
2013-06-12 06:58:17 PM
Are we sure we're not dealing with a translation error here? Are we sure it was her eyeball and NOT her browneye?
 
2013-06-12 07:04:52 PM
I have a question for any longterm eyeball lickees, how many cases of pinkeye have you had in the last decade or so? This seems like a good way to get it. Then again I have a terrible fear of other people's eyes.
 
2013-06-12 07:05:21 PM
Recommended.
www.strc.cc
 
2013-06-12 07:06:29 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-12 07:09:54 PM
So, in retrospect, was the dad from a while back simply trying to show extreme affection to his son and, in doing so, unintentionally ingested his eyes?
 
2013-06-12 07:10:32 PM
I'm going with fark no.
 
2013-06-12 07:16:04 PM

Elzar: Never go ass to eyeball...


That's how you get a shiatty outlook on life.
 
2013-06-12 07:19:29 PM
 
2013-06-12 07:20:20 PM
www.pics22.com
 
2013-06-12 07:31:20 PM
In one classroom of 12-year-olds, one third of students confessed to "worming" or being "wormed."


In any given classroom of 12-year-olds, 20% will admit to being the antichrist... especially if they think it'll freak out adults.
 
2013-06-12 07:48:17 PM
This is just great. Some eyeball fetish gal comes out of the closet, next thing you know more of then do, then BAM the government passes a law against those freaks because OMG what they're doing is unnatural and abnormal.
 
2013-06-12 08:16:46 PM
Hai guiz

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-12 08:35:50 PM

LordOfThePings: Hai guiz

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 200x298]


Hahahahaha! I did NOT expect that... nice
 
2013-06-12 08:40:33 PM
Yeah, okay I'm in.
 
2013-06-12 08:52:48 PM
img28.imageshack.us

/ hello old friend
 
2013-06-12 09:15:02 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: LordOfThePings: Hai guiz

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 200x298]

Hahahahaha! I did NOT expect that... nice


GTA: Busytown.


yeah.. i snorted as well.
 
2013-06-12 09:16:36 PM
EWWWWWWWWW - thinking about this gives me the heebiest of jeebies.
 
2013-06-12 09:16:58 PM

Cerebral Knievel: GTA: Busytown.


Grand Theft Auto: Busytown

/Make it real Sony, dammit
 
2013-06-12 09:17:44 PM

radiumsoup: I had a girl offer to lick my eyeball in High School once about 20 years ago...


It was described in Geoffrey Wolff's book "Providence," which came out in 1986.
 
2013-06-12 09:42:30 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: Cerebral Knievel: GTA: Busytown.

Grand Theft Auto: Busytown

/Make it real Sony, dammit


img158.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-12 09:44:59 PM
Cerebral Knievel

I'd buy it.
 
2013-06-12 09:46:37 PM

LordOfThePings: Cerebral Knievel

I'd buy it.


Thanks, new desktop background!
 
2013-06-12 09:48:27 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Skywolf the Scribbler: Cerebral Knievel: GTA: Busytown.

Grand Theft Auto: Busytown

/Make it real Sony, dammit


That is just awesome and disturbing on so many fantastic levels.
 
2013-06-12 10:01:20 PM

megarian: Cerebral Knievel: Skywolf the Scribbler: Cerebral Knievel: GTA: Busytown.

Grand Theft Auto: Busytown

/Make it real Sony, dammit

That is just awesome and disturbing on so many fantastic levels.


I still remember playing a PC learning game like that when I was a young'n. I recall a ski park with a jump, a letter factory, the requisite police station, a parking garage, and a thrift shop, so...
 
2013-06-12 10:08:49 PM
So, she's the blepharitis poster girl?
 
2013-06-12 10:23:14 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: megarian: Cerebral Knievel: Skywolf the Scribbler: Cerebral Knievel: GTA: Busytown.

Grand Theft Auto: Busytown

/Make it real Sony, dammit

That is just awesome and disturbing on so many fantastic levels.

I still remember playing a PC learning game like that when I was a young'n. I recall a ski park with a jump, a letter factory, the requisite police station, a parking garage, and a thrift shop, so...


I'm having weird Starfox (on Super Nintendo) flashback.

Also, (you don't have an email listed...and this reply is a thought from a week or so ago) I think it's pretty cool that you take a ton of criticism in stride. Whether or not I agree with you on some things, I think it's a little awesome that you stand up for your particular Weird. No snark. Thanks!
 
2013-06-12 10:26:49 PM

jigger: [www.pics22.com image 540x366]


I"m not totally up on my Ultraman lore, but I don't remember him having a female fire-farting foe.
 
2013-06-12 10:42:52 PM
So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.
 
2013-06-12 10:45:49 PM

peasants_are_revolting: So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.


Yeah, okay... I want to know.

But I'm nosey and drunk. So...so that's nice.
 
2013-06-12 10:52:15 PM
Life imitating the Simpsons?
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-12 10:53:02 PM
"Don't flinch!!! Or Madame Butterfly miss....and give you one bad tongue-lashing!!!!

- said the Japanese dominatrix
 
2013-06-12 11:03:07 PM

megarian: peasants_are_revolting: So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.

Yeah, okay... I want to know.

But I'm nosey and drunk. So...so that's nice.


She just really liked me to lick her eyeballs when we made out. They were sort of salty.
 
2013-06-12 11:03:59 PM
I have a running joke with the missus where, when she complains about something, I offer overly helpful/unhelpful suggestions.  A common one is that, when she says "My eyes are dry," I say "Would you like me to lick them for you?"

After reading tfa, I don't think I'll offer that anymore.
 
2013-06-12 11:15:32 PM

peasants_are_revolting: megarian: peasants_are_revolting: So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.

Yeah, okay... I want to know.

But I'm nosey and drunk. So...so that's nice.

She just really liked me to lick her eyeballs when we made out. They were sort of salty.


Hm...
 
2013-06-12 11:47:49 PM
Several years ago, two very beautiful women that I knew, told me that they would have a threesome with me if I let them lick my eyeball once each.  Did it right there at the bar, went back to my place and had one -amazing- night.  That one was -way- worth having my eyeballs licked.  I've done a fair number of threesomes in my life, and that one was really amazing.
 
2013-06-13 01:03:11 AM

megarian: peasants_are_revolting: megarian: peasants_are_revolting: So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.

Yeah, okay... I want to know.

But I'm nosey and drunk. So...so that's nice.

She just really liked me to lick her eyeballs when we made out. They were sort of salty.

Hm...


Hey, I'm sorry I didn't get more detailed. But you didn't really ask for detailed details.
 
2013-06-13 01:10:26 AM

ekdikeo4: I've done a fair number of threesomes in my life, and that one was really amazing.


Are you the guy who writes all those letters to Penthouse Forum?
 
2013-06-13 01:14:51 AM

megarian: peasants_are_revolting: megarian: peasants_are_revolting: So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.

Yeah, okay... I want to know.

But I'm nosey and drunk. So...so that's nice.

She just really liked me to lick her eyeballs when we made out. They were sort of salty.

Hm...


Oh, yeah, you are the one with the nekkid Hunter S. Thompson pic in your profile. Email me - I don't know how.
 
2013-06-13 01:30:17 AM
My first girlfriend and I used to do this fairly often, it felt strangely quite arousing.
 
2013-06-13 02:51:08 AM
Farking Japan.
 
2013-06-13 05:26:32 AM
i.imgur.com

Lick, but remember not to suck.
 
2013-06-13 07:58:26 AM

peasants_are_revolting: She just really liked me to lick her eyeballs when we made out. They were sort of salty.


Eyeballs taste like tears? Whodathunk.
 
2013-06-13 09:04:48 AM

peasants_are_revolting: megarian: peasants_are_revolting: megarian: peasants_are_revolting: So, I actually dated a girl like this. On the off chance that anyone is vaguely curious about the experience, let me know. Although I never really understood it myself.

Yeah, okay... I want to know.

But I'm nosey and drunk. So...so that's nice.

She just really liked me to lick her eyeballs when we made out. They were sort of salty.

Hm...

Oh, yeah, you are the one with the nekkid Hunter S. Thompson pic in your profile. Email me - I don't know how.


Your email isn't listed.

Mine is megarian87@hotmail(dot com)
 
2013-06-13 09:07:50 AM
hostedmedia.reimanpub.com

KIt starts with licking eyeballs. When that's no longer thrill enough ...
 
2013-06-13 12:24:01 PM
Custom Lasik for me tomorrow.
No eye licking involved, I hope.
 
2013-06-13 12:37:09 PM

Fark Me To Tears: ekdikeo4: I've done a fair number of threesomes in my life, and that one was really amazing.

Are you the guy who writes all those letters to Penthouse Forum?


Nope, just a guy who primarily dates bi-women who are polyamorous of some type or another.
 
2013-06-13 03:28:14 PM

CommieTaoist: Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).


John K came to mind immediately, trying to figure out if he started the trend, or just hopped aboard.
 
2013-06-13 04:28:11 PM

megarian: Also, (you don't have an email listed...and this reply is a thought from a week or so ago) I think it's pretty cool that you take a ton of criticism in stride. Whether or not I agree with you on some things, I think it's a little awesome that you stand up for your particular Weird. No snark. Thanks!


Someone once said that, in life, you can either be a chicken or a duck. If you throw water at a chicken, it gets pissed off and runs away. If you throw water at a duck, it shakes the water off and quacks at you. Don't be a chicken.

/I'm trying to fit in with the times and be more social online, I just don't trust big data companies and such, and I'm a really private person. I don't like the thought of a sentiment I might change my mind about hovering around under my real name... how do I use a pseudonym on facebook, like I've seen some people do? Do I click the 'make a page' link?
 
2013-06-13 06:27:16 PM
uh, good for them?
 
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