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(Huffington Post)   "My boyfriend started licking my eyeballs years ago and I just loved it. I'm not with him anymore, but I still like to ask guys to lick my eyeballs"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 78
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2013-06-12 02:12:01 PM  
Well, I'll have to resist doing that, then.
 
2013-06-12 02:12:45 PM  
I made my optometrist do that to me for thirty minutes.  No foreplay, no Lasik.
 
2013-06-12 02:13:07 PM  
Sexy
 
2013-06-12 02:15:15 PM  
Also nausea.

I would think...
 
2013-06-12 02:16:13 PM  
FTA: Alternatively called "oculolinctus"

I'm a cunning oculolinctus!
 
2013-06-12 02:17:02 PM  

brap: I made my optometrist do that to me for thirty minutes.  No foreplay, no Lasik.


Did it cost extra? Or did your insurance cover it?

I ask only because I need to get some contacts....
 
2013-06-12 02:17:48 PM  
i586.photobucket.com

But I lurves you!!!
 
2013-06-12 02:19:18 PM  
She can only touch the tip of her nose, not the eyeball.

/SFW
 
2013-06-12 02:24:33 PM  
misplaced skeet also causes pinkeye.
 
2013-06-12 02:30:09 PM  
Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).
 
2013-06-12 02:46:58 PM  

CommieTaoist: Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).


W...T...F?
 
2013-06-12 03:20:33 PM  

CommieTaoist: Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).


*turns off computer*
*throws it into hallway*
 
2013-06-12 04:50:34 PM  

CommieTaoist: Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).


Link isn't working for me :(
 
2013-06-12 04:53:33 PM  
She just wishes she could lick her own balls.
 
2013-06-12 04:55:17 PM  
Never go ass to eyeball...
 
2013-06-12 05:07:59 PM  
FTFA: I got some weird offshoot of TB in my eye once.

THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS
 
2013-06-12 05:12:58 PM  

Beerguy: CommieTaoist: Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).

Link isn't working for me :(


Doesn't work for me either.

C'mon man don't leave us hanging.
 
2013-06-12 05:14:19 PM  
careful, i got throat cancer by licking eyeballs.
 
2013-06-12 05:16:52 PM  
So that is how Scott Baio gave Cartman pinkeye.
 
2013-06-12 05:24:46 PM  

CommieTaoist: Relevant (should be SFW, just a bit out there, and that's coming from me).


What is this?  I don't even...
 
2013-06-12 05:24:51 PM  
If more guys who came on your face would lick your eyeballs clean there would be less crying in this world.
 
2013-06-12 05:29:27 PM  
Alternatively called "oculolinctus" or "worming," eyeball licking has few public advocates but they include Elektrika Energias, a 29-year-old environmental science student in the U.S. Virgin Islands.

Yup. She is into some weird shiat.
 
2013-06-12 05:33:27 PM  
CSB: I dated a girl that would lick my eyeballs when we were tripping.  Never wanted me to lick her eyes (other parts, of course) but she loved to do it to me.  Feels odd.  About the only way to describe it.
 
2013-06-12 05:34:40 PM  
"Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the sno-cone stand and began licking at the girls eyeballs as if they were sugar cubes...."

PNSFW
 
2013-06-12 05:43:08 PM  
I'm shocked this isn't one of those dating articles on Slate or Salon that usually deals with really weird kink shiat. Dear Prudence or whatever...
 
2013-06-12 05:47:21 PM  
i478.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-12 06:06:35 PM  
That would explain the new line of Japanese Valentine Day cards.  One was 'Eye am so into you'.  Another was 'LOOKING forward to a licking'.  I thought they were just typos in translation, but now I understand.

/The whole thing just makes me >< real hard
 
2013-06-12 06:18:36 PM  
I had a girl offer to lick my eyeball in High School once about 20 years ago... actually, she offered repeatedly. She was an odd one. Never took her up on the offer, but watched her do it to a few other girls. It was..... fascinating to watch the reactions of all involved, including both the lickees and the licker. Passersby would stop mid-stride and mid-sentence if they happened to be talking with someone. I wonder how she's doing these days. Probably not good.
 
2013-06-12 06:50:54 PM  
www.ohspress.com
 
2013-06-12 06:58:17 PM  
Are we sure we're not dealing with a translation error here? Are we sure it was her eyeball and NOT her browneye?
 
2013-06-12 07:04:52 PM  
I have a question for any longterm eyeball lickees, how many cases of pinkeye have you had in the last decade or so? This seems like a good way to get it. Then again I have a terrible fear of other people's eyes.
 
2013-06-12 07:05:21 PM  
Recommended.
www.strc.cc
 
2013-06-12 07:06:29 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-12 07:09:54 PM  
So, in retrospect, was the dad from a while back simply trying to show extreme affection to his son and, in doing so, unintentionally ingested his eyes?
 
2013-06-12 07:10:32 PM  
I'm going with fark no.
 
2013-06-12 07:16:04 PM  

Elzar: Never go ass to eyeball...


That's how you get a shiatty outlook on life.
 
2013-06-12 07:19:29 PM  
 
2013-06-12 07:20:20 PM  
www.pics22.com
 
2013-06-12 07:31:20 PM  
In one classroom of 12-year-olds, one third of students confessed to "worming" or being "wormed."


In any given classroom of 12-year-olds, 20% will admit to being the antichrist... especially if they think it'll freak out adults.
 
2013-06-12 07:48:17 PM  
This is just great. Some eyeball fetish gal comes out of the closet, next thing you know more of then do, then BAM the government passes a law against those freaks because OMG what they're doing is unnatural and abnormal.
 
2013-06-12 08:16:46 PM  
Hai guiz

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-12 08:35:50 PM  

LordOfThePings: Hai guiz

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 200x298]


Hahahahaha! I did NOT expect that... nice
 
2013-06-12 08:40:33 PM  
Yeah, okay I'm in.
 
2013-06-12 08:52:48 PM  
img28.imageshack.us

/ hello old friend
 
2013-06-12 09:15:02 PM  

Skywolf the Scribbler: LordOfThePings: Hai guiz

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 200x298]

Hahahahaha! I did NOT expect that... nice


GTA: Busytown.


yeah.. i snorted as well.
 
2013-06-12 09:16:36 PM  
EWWWWWWWWW - thinking about this gives me the heebiest of jeebies.
 
2013-06-12 09:16:58 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: GTA: Busytown.


Grand Theft Auto: Busytown

/Make it real Sony, dammit
 
2013-06-12 09:17:44 PM  

radiumsoup: I had a girl offer to lick my eyeball in High School once about 20 years ago...


It was described in Geoffrey Wolff's book "Providence," which came out in 1986.
 
2013-06-12 09:42:30 PM  

Skywolf the Scribbler: Cerebral Knievel: GTA: Busytown.

Grand Theft Auto: Busytown

/Make it real Sony, dammit


img158.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-12 09:44:59 PM  
Cerebral Knievel

I'd buy it.
 
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