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2013-06-12 02:48:10 PM
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2013-06-12 02:57:24 PM
FirstNationalBastard:

God bless you!
 
2013-06-12 03:02:09 PM

Spandau: FirstNationalBastard:

God bless you!


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2013-06-12 03:06:26 PM
media.philly.com

When did she lose her sight?
 
2013-06-12 04:07:59 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [media.philly.com image 400x597]

When did she lose her sight?


LOL.  Even her stance and posture are perfect for that.

Rough blepharoplasty maybe.
 
2013-06-12 04:32:31 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-12 04:38:27 PM
¡Ay, chihuahua!
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2013-06-12 04:43:20 PM
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Thank you, sir.
 
2013-06-12 04:44:03 PM
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2013-06-12 04:49:09 PM
She's 47?   So, basically all the naughty parts are hanging around the same sight line at this point with the clothes off.
 
2013-06-12 05:02:13 PM
the wife of François-Henri Pinault, the mogul behind fashion conglomerate Keri

Well that explains the picture. Before that I think she was with the head of Virgin. Why does a girl who obviously has her own money have to be a gold digger? I guess it's their personalities.
 
2013-06-12 05:13:43 PM
I would like to put a bid in for any leather outfit she has worn for a minimum of 6 hours, preferably in warm weather.
I would then chop it up and make a soup with it.

Me gusta.
 
2013-06-12 05:14:10 PM
Salma Hayak husband, otherwise known as the guy who hit the boobies lottery!
 
2013-06-12 05:22:06 PM
Salma Hayek's husband 'loves'  it when she wears leather ABSOLUTELY FREAKIN NOTHING !!!!!
 
2013-06-12 05:22:15 PM
If there is such a thing as reincarnation

img2.timeinc.net

I want to come back as this snake

store.infinitecoolness.com

At this particular time.
 
2013-06-12 05:34:33 PM
media.philly.com

"Yes, I'm tapping that."
 
2013-06-12 05:52:07 PM
He's a filthy rich french fashion mogul.    She's just what he wears on his arm in front of cameras.   He's got 3 mistresses on the side half her age, because he's already gotten bored with it.
 
2013-06-12 06:24:13 PM

InmanRoshi: He's a filthy rich french fashion mogul.    She's just what he wears on his arm in front of cameras.   He's got 3 mistresses on the side half her age, because he's already gotten bored with it.


That man is my farkin' hero, then.

/ To have a mistress, that is French.  To be caught with a mistress, that is American.
 
2013-06-12 06:32:34 PM
i393.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-12 06:39:41 PM
You and every one else, buddy

Not me.  If she's wearing something, something is wrong
 
2013-06-12 06:51:35 PM
/very hot
 
2013-06-12 06:54:42 PM
oh well, my meme is unfetchable...
Just GIS for 'hey tits nice girl' with that stoned dude, you get the idea...
 
2013-06-12 06:58:50 PM
wears leather on the red carpet?

I always assumed she was shaved.
 
2013-06-12 07:28:46 PM
www.bajiroo.com
 
2013-06-12 08:09:49 PM

amd1433: If there is such a thing as reincarnation

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x580]

I want to come back as this snake

[store.infinitecoolness.com image 307x380]

At this particular time.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOXisKT_u6w

Her reaction
 
2013-06-12 09:08:24 PM

Fano: amd1433: If there is such a thing as reincarnation

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x580]

I want to come back as this snake

[store.infinitecoolness.com image 307x380]

At this particular time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOXisKT_u6w

Her reaction


Wow... so basically she's farking retarded.
 
2013-06-12 09:12:55 PM

mongbiohazard: Fano: amd1433: If there is such a thing as reincarnation

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x580]

I want to come back as this snake

[store.infinitecoolness.com image 307x380]

At this particular time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOXisKT_u6w

Her reaction

Wow... so basically she's farking retarded.


That's because I farked her retarded.
 
2013-06-12 09:41:36 PM

Mister Buttons: [i.imgur.com image 600x448]


I will never understand why her boobs are so much smaller in Dogma than........well, basically every other photograph or video of them that exists.
 
2013-06-12 09:45:35 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Mister Buttons: [i.imgur.com image 600x448]

I will never understand why her boobs are so much smaller in Dogma than........well, basically every other photograph or video of them that exists.


www.drcohenplasticsurgery.com
 
2013-06-12 09:46:22 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: When did she lose her sight?


I thought I was the one that was going to go blind.
 
2013-06-12 09:52:09 PM

mongbiohazard: Fano: amd1433: If there is such a thing as reincarnation

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x580]

I want to come back as this snake

[store.infinitecoolness.com image 307x380]

At this particular time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOXisKT_u6w

Her reaction

Wow... so basically she's farking retarded.


Either that...or the whole thing was a fake...or that was a really big snake.  I'm inclined to believe one of the latter two.

/put a really big snake near me, and I'll happily turn into a sniveling twit.
 
2013-06-13 12:14:14 AM
meh, dull knees.
 
2013-06-13 12:20:35 AM

HMS_Blinkin: I will never understand why her boobs are so much smaller in Dogma than........well, basically every other photograph or video of them that exists.


I have no idea if she's gotten implants at any point. Could be. Or it just might be fluctuating weight.  Mrs. Grumbles is Hispanic (whether or not that has anything to do with it) and when she gains weight, she gains more in the boobs than anywhere else. Hayek might be like that. She's gained weight, but damn if you can spot it past the funbags.
 
2013-06-13 01:39:13 AM

Sergeant Grumbles: HMS_Blinkin: I will never understand why her boobs are so much smaller in Dogma than........well, basically every other photograph or video of them that exists.

I have no idea if she's gotten implants at any point. Could be. Or it just might be fluctuating weight.  Mrs. Grumbles is Hispanic (whether or not that has anything to do with it) and when she gains weight, she gains more in the boobs than anywhere else. Hayek might be like that. She's gained weight, but damn if you can spot it past the funbags.


I'm pretty sure the classic fark pic of her with her lovely breasts was when she was nursing a child. Who knows, she may suffer from Paris Hilton Syndrome, where the boobs fluctuate for no rhyme or reason.

All I know is that in my head, she is, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkaveikyikE  the source of the hottest scene ever filmed that didn't involve penetration and the breaking of laws in multiple countries. I'm pretty sure the film stock is made from asbestos, and if had been shown to the Greeks in a previous era there would have been 10 year war that annihilated every man with a penis. I don't like snakes or feet, and I have to give a high five to Quentin for however he talked her into giving him the utter fulfillment of his all his fantasies. How many takes did they do?
 
2013-06-13 07:42:47 AM

Atomic Spunk: HMS_Blinkin: Mister Buttons: [i.imgur.com image 600x448]

I will never understand why her boobs are so much smaller in Dogma than........well, basically every other photograph or video of them that exists.

[www.drcohenplasticsurgery.com image 555x174]


Or she was pregnant or recently had a kid.....................
 
2013-06-13 05:47:13 PM

Fano: Sergeant Grumbles: HMS_Blinkin: I will never understand why her boobs are so much smaller in Dogma than........well, basically every other photograph or video of them that exists.

I have no idea if she's gotten implants at any point. Could be. Or it just might be fluctuating weight.  Mrs. Grumbles is Hispanic (whether or not that has anything to do with it) and when she gains weight, she gains more in the boobs than anywhere else. Hayek might be like that. She's gained weight, but damn if you can spot it past the funbags.

I'm pretty sure the classic fark pic of her with her lovely breasts was when she was nursing a child. Who knows, she may suffer from Paris Hilton Syndrome, where the boobs fluctuate for no rhyme or reason.

All I know is that in my head, she is, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkaveikyikE  the source of the hottest scene ever filmed that didn't involve penetration and the breaking of laws in multiple countries. I'm pretty sure the film stock is made from asbestos, and if had been shown to the Greeks in a previous era there would have been 10 year war that annihilated every man with a penis. I don't like snakes or feet, and I have to give a high five to Quentin for however he talked her into giving him the utter fulfillment of his all his fantasies. How many takes did they do?


i could be wrong, but don't all women have at least some degree of boob size changeage? with either gaining weight, cycles, or god knows what?
 
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