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(Telegraph)   Chinese Roswell? Not so fast. "Mr Li was forced to admit that he had indeed sought to use his model, held together with chicken wire and glue, to mislead his fellow Chinese about the existence of celestial creatures"   ( divider line
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2013-06-13 03:44:18 PM  
Mr. Li was just being a good pirate.
A good pirate says you?
Well, certainly should be that last one, but no, this fellow seems to have that DiDi Mao thing going on.
Me; Didi Mao!
He; L.B.J. SUX!
Tank; Clankityclankityclank.(ran over us as we were shaking hands).
O.B. Gyn?
Okay I just threw that in for all those Pre-Med types that don't understand the costs of looking at uncovered lady bits all the time, ( mean more than the average rock star).
Oh, except for Gays.
Totally good idea to have gay O.B.-Gyns because, what the hey, they like theirs in stick form so they won't have vagina-denta nightmares.
Sir Lancelot? Well....Helloooo Sailor!
We are gonna need a can opener and some WD40.
And some stick-ups.

/Hyphenated the crap outta that.
//Because I can.
///Have some apostrophes.
////''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ' ''<New Clip>''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
//<=====((((( And Slashies.
Holy Hognosed Hermit Shiat!
//This is just wrong and I'm so ashamed.

Remember the Purple Isis!
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