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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)   Couple arrested for what the little man did in the boat   (wmbfnews.com) divider line 52
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2013-06-12 03:12:03 PM
Better than sex in a canoe, amirite?
 
2013-06-12 03:12:05 PM
Horry County?  What did they expect?
 
2013-06-12 03:12:08 PM
welldidhe***orwhat.jpg

/oblig
 
2013-06-12 03:12:14 PM
Well, farkstockings.
 
2013-06-12 03:12:40 PM
Farking close to water...just like Bud Lite.
 
2013-06-12 03:16:48 PM
ring.cdandlp.com
 
2013-06-12 03:18:27 PM

scrumpox: Horry County?  What did they expect?


the H is silent
 
2013-06-12 03:18:40 PM
Suddenly I have the song Dont Rock the Boat Baby in my head
 
2013-06-12 03:21:01 PM
Damn
Someone beat me by 2 seconds. So, let's go with the theme from The Love Boat
 
2013-06-12 03:22:22 PM
The guy had a little dinghy.
 
2013-06-12 03:22:57 PM

scrumpox: Horry County?  What did they expect?


Dockmasturbate?

It's not like there isn't some history to friggin' in the riggin'.
 
2013-06-12 03:23:50 PM

USCLaw2010: scrumpox: Horry County?  What did they expect?

the H is silent


If she knows what's good for her.

/old-school pimpsmackery.
 
2013-06-12 03:24:41 PM
Good headline, subby.

i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-12 03:26:16 PM
Doesn't matter, had sex!

/on a boat
 
2013-06-12 03:28:08 PM
He was just swabbing her poop deck like a good seaman.
 
2013-06-12 03:30:56 PM
I have nothing nice to say * walks out mumbling something about fing a Progeria  patient *
 
2013-06-12 03:37:28 PM
why did the headline make me think:
"The man with a hat killed the other man with a hat."
 
2013-06-12 03:37:34 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-06-12 03:37:38 PM
DNRFT, but did they do it on the boat, or in the boat?
 
2013-06-12 03:38:04 PM

liberaltrucker: Farking close to water...just like Bud Lite.


Tiny fist.

Shaking....
 
2013-06-12 03:39:15 PM
b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-06-12 03:39:23 PM
Something must be in the water in UCLA ( Upper Conway, Lower Aynor) as we call the area.  It wasn't too long ago a guy was arrested for having sex with a horse.
 
2013-06-12 03:41:26 PM

camelclub: Something must be in the water in UCLA ( Upper Conway, Lower Aynor) as we call the area.  It wasn't too long ago a guy was arrested for having sex with a horse.


Looks like the bugger is out on probation.....
http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/2011/03/21/2052366/horry-county-man -c onvicted-of.html
 
2013-06-12 03:51:47 PM
How come it's always the ugly people that seem to be having the most adventurous sex?
 
2013-06-12 03:53:00 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
As far as I know, all he did was cruise around toilet tanks hawking Ty-D-Bol. Was he up to something else?
 
2013-06-12 03:53:49 PM
i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-12 03:55:57 PM

mightybaldking: How come it's always the ugly people that seem to be having the most adventurous sex?


Because they need to throw in a thrill factor if they hope to ever reproduce.

Why they hope that remains a mystery.
 
2013-06-12 03:56:50 PM

camelclub: Something must be in the water in UCLA ( Upper Conway, Lower Aynor) as we call the area.  It wasn't too long ago a guy was arrested for having sex with a horse.


Was it penis-vagina sex ?
 
2013-06-12 03:58:29 PM

camelclub: Something must be in the water in UCLA ( Upper Conway, Lower Aynor) as we call the area.  It wasn't too long ago a guy was arrested for having sex with a horse.


Funny considering your handle
 
2013-06-12 04:02:17 PM
This is
www.productwiki.com
 
2013-06-12 04:12:23 PM
Department of Natural Resources arrived and stayed on the scene until a Horry County Police officer showed up.

Read that as a horny county police officer and thought, where's the camera and bass guitar?
 
2013-06-12 04:17:20 PM

Xenomech: camelclub: Something must be in the water in UCLA ( Upper Conway, Lower Aynor) as we call the area.  It wasn't too long ago a guy was arrested for having sex with a horse.

Was it penis-vagina sex ?


Of course it was.  What do you take him for, some kind of pervert?
 
2013-06-12 04:17:34 PM
What do you think you're supposed to do at Bucksport Marina?  What other sports involve bucking?
 
2013-06-12 04:19:41 PM
Dockmaster or dickmaster?
 
2013-06-12 04:39:33 PM
Find a cove you two...
 
2013-06-12 04:55:49 PM
May I judge her mugshot too please?
 
2013-06-12 05:09:59 PM
No wonder people complained...
wmbf.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-06-12 05:33:39 PM

hugram: No wonder people complained...
[wmbf.images.worldnow.com image 480x600]


The dockmaster was mad because he couldn't videotape these mutations and make any money.
 
2013-06-12 05:52:02 PM

hugram: No wonder people complained...


Uggggh. Judging over.
 
2013-06-12 06:11:33 PM

jfivealive: camelclub: Something must be in the water in UCLA ( Upper Conway, Lower Aynor) as we call the area.  It wasn't too long ago a guy was arrested for having sex with a horse.

Funny considering your handle


Yeah....a lot of misunderstandings about the handle.  You can find out more in my profile.  My handle pre-dates the most popular nomenclature for what many people think it means.
 
2013-06-12 06:24:24 PM
Julia Louis Dreyfus really let herself go.
 
2013-06-12 06:27:46 PM
Mom?
 
2013-06-12 06:30:07 PM

hugram: No wonder people complained...
[wmbf.images.worldnow.com image 480x600]


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this: even for Fark, sharp knees and all.
 
2013-06-12 06:31:12 PM

PunkTiger: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x237]
As far as I know, all he did was cruise around toilet tanks hawking Ty-D-Bol. Was he up to something else?


Haven't thought of that commercial in a long time. Makes me think of the Carol Burnett show parody where she flushes the guy.
 
2013-06-12 06:52:55 PM
FTFA: The marina's dockmaster reported to police that a customer complained to him that two people were having sex in a boat in plain view, and that the customer's wife and six-year-old daughter saw, according to a Horry County Police report.

"Mommy? What are those people doing?"

"Umm... They're trying to fix the boat, dear."

"Really? Well, that's just silly! They'll never get that boat running if they keep humping like a couple of bunny rabbits!"
 
2013-06-12 07:06:54 PM

MtLebanonBalogna: Julia Louis Dreyfus really let herself go.


Sponge-worthy?
 
2013-06-12 07:09:17 PM
You never know when the Love Bug will bite.  Or the crabs.
 
2013-06-12 07:55:48 PM

hugram: No wonder people complained...
[wmbf.images.worldnow.com image 480x600]


Holy crap. They were right about this, just wrong about the time scale:

images.scienceworldreport.com
 
2013-06-12 08:26:44 PM
Picture, if you will...

static.comicvine.com
 
2013-06-12 10:20:21 PM
I've been in some pretty public places... `Never been arrested for it. Cops usually just ignore you if you're an adult and fooling around, unless you're being completely indiscreet.
 
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