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(Huffington Post)   You know you're bad at sex when the porn star doing the parody of your sex tape says she didn't bother imitating you for the sex scenes--and adds that your sister is the one who really looks like she's better suited to the bedroom   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 42
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2013-06-12 03:46:02 PM
Wait, there's Wookie Porn now?
 
2013-06-12 03:49:40 PM
That she was able to parlay the ignominy of a monumentally awful sex tape into an enduring and lucrative AW stint speaks volumes about her business acumen.


I've....just defended the indefensible. Excuse me while I vomit.
 
2013-06-12 03:53:56 PM
That was a really boring sex tape.I imagine sex w/Kanye to be boring too.So more boring sex.
 
2013-06-12 03:55:02 PM
KHLOE MAD!  KHLOE SMASH!!!

[rips arms off droid]
 
2013-06-12 03:57:00 PM
So Bubblebutt McFreakazoid sucks at sex, think they care?  She's got all that free money.  And two skankoid sisters who would probably fark you too if they could get away with it.

Jeepers, Kim is so dumb she even sucks at sex, go figure.
 
2013-06-12 04:00:25 PM

Apos: That she was able to parlay the ignominy of a monumentally awful sex tape into an enduring and lucrative AW stint speaks volumes about her business acumen.


I've....just defended the indefensible. Excuse me while I vomit.



Ehh, I'd say more of a case of luck and being attractive while holding a fairly famous last name.
 
2013-06-12 04:03:33 PM
FTA: As part of her research, Mia spent hours watching Kim Kardashian's reality show as well as the film she made with Ray J. in 2007 that started her on the road to fame.

I applaud her professionalism in doing the research, but I wouldn't wish that kind of GITMO level torture on anyone.
 
2013-06-12 04:04:44 PM

airsupport: KHLOE MAD!  KHLOE SMASH!!!

[rips arms off droid]


Who did they get to play Khloe?  Chyna?
 
2013-06-12 04:06:52 PM
In fairness, if I had a sex tape, and a porn star were to make a parody of it, I wouldn't expect that porn star to imitate me, either.

I don't have a sister, though, so I may not know that I'm bad at sex.

/may be part of the problem, if indeed such a problem exists
//pentagon
///
 
2013-06-12 04:07:18 PM
It's somewhat of a trend with all beautiful women.

They are extremely self-conscious and protective of their appearance which makes them cold fish in bed.
 
2013-06-12 04:09:20 PM
As a matter of fact, my sex tape might wind up BEING the parody, as I suspect Kim's is to sex tapes everywhere.
 
2013-06-12 04:14:11 PM

PsyLord: airsupport: KHLOE MAD!  KHLOE SMASH!!!

[rips arms off droid]

Who did they get to play Khloe?  Chyna?


AH HA HA HA!

No, Lou Ferigno.
 
2013-06-12 04:19:45 PM
Sheesh, that's like gonorrhea dissing chlamydia.
 
2013-06-12 04:26:47 PM

Keyser_Soze_Death: Wait, there's Wookie Porn now?


Yeah, but they always have ewoks in it just to make the wookie look bigger
 
2013-06-12 04:30:21 PM

Pr1nc3ss: That was a really boring sex tape.I imagine sex w/Kanye to be boring too.So more boring sex.


Seriously. That's one of the few things about the backdoor teen mom vivid sex tape i'm ok with. Its actually an ok sex scene.
 
2013-06-12 04:35:30 PM

ten foiled hats: In fairness, if I had a sex tape, and a porn star were to make a parody of it, I wouldn't expect that porn star to imitate me, either.

I don't have a sister, though, so I may not know that I'm bad at sex.

/may be part of the problem, if indeed such a problem exists
//pentagon
///


Wait, are you saying you aren't sure if you're bad at sex because you don't have a sister to tell you you're bad at it?

4.bp.blogspot.com

Do tell......

/hot
 
2013-06-12 04:41:17 PM

Keyser_Soze_Death: Wait, there's Wookie Porn now?


You joke, but...
 
2013-06-12 04:49:04 PM
They're the porn stars, they're professionals at... sex. They're SUPPOSED to be better than you.

If they're not, there's something wrong :)
 
2013-06-12 05:07:49 PM
So, they're making a porn parody of someone who's already done porn?  ...K
 
2013-06-12 05:48:30 PM
I appreciated the porn star gallery at the bottom. Thanks HuffPo!
 
2013-06-12 05:52:18 PM

airsupport: KHLOE MAD!  KHLOE SMASH!!!

[rips arms off droid]


cdn.crushable.com
 
2013-06-12 05:54:45 PM
The saddest part?  There are people who'll actually pay money for this.
 
2013-06-12 06:24:18 PM
Let the Wookie finish first.
 
2013-06-12 06:30:31 PM

spexandwally: Let the Wookie finish first.


It isnt wise to piss on a wookie...
 
2013-06-12 06:40:09 PM

PsyLord: airsupport: KHLOE MAD!  KHLOE SMASH!!!

[rips arms off droid]

Who did they get to play Khloe?  Chyna?


Yeah, it's called Keeping In the Clenishians.
 
2013-06-12 08:12:06 PM
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-06-12 08:57:02 PM

kendelrio: ten foiled hats: In fairness, if I had a sex tape, and a porn star were to make a parody of it, I wouldn't expect that porn star to imitate me, either.

I don't have a sister, though, so I may not know that I'm bad at sex.

/may be part of the problem, if indeed such a problem exists
//pentagon
///

Wait, are you saying you aren't sure if you're bad at sex because you don't have a sister to tell you you're bad at it?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]

Do tell......

/hot


Okay, first of all, I never said I wasn't sure if I'm bad at sex.  I may or may not be, and I may or may not know whether I am or not, and I may not be sure, but at no point did I definitively state any or all of these things, whether they do or do not exist.  (See: pentagon)

Second of all, given the information in the headline, there is no confirmation that I suck at sex, as no porn star can tell me that my sister would be better at it, as I deny the existence of said sister.  This is not a denial that I do, indeed, suck at sex, nor a confirmation.

(I certainly do not deny that I may suck during sex.  Nor confirm.  I may suck at sucking.  Or not.  Pentagon.)

Third of all...why, what'd you have in mind?
 
2013-06-12 09:52:00 PM
So she's saying Khloe's massive cock would be an asset in certain porn genres.

I can see that.
 
2013-06-12 09:56:30 PM
Khloe

Sorry she is the only one I can almost stand.

Let the flames go, I feel ashamed enough
 
2013-06-12 10:31:00 PM

Piizzadude: Khloe

Sorry she is the only one I can almost stand.

Let the flames go, I feel ashamed enough


By most accounts, she was nothing but decent during her stint in Dallas. On that note, Lamar Odom should be charged with grand larceny for the money he stole from the mavs.
 
2013-06-12 11:25:40 PM

nocturnal001: Apos: That she was able to parlay the ignominy of a monumentally awful sex tape into an enduring and lucrative AW stint speaks volumes about her business acumen.

I've....just defended the indefensible. Excuse me while I vomit.

Ehh, I'd say more of a case of luck and being attractive while holding a fairly famous last name.


I'm asking because I honestly don't know -- what was the family famous for before the sex tape?  Her step-father is Bruce Jenner and he's certainly famous but I always thought that the Kardashian name is famous BECAUSE OF the sex tape.
 
2013-06-12 11:27:51 PM

jake3988: They're the porn stars, they're professionals at... sex. They're SUPPOSED to be better than you.

If they're not, there's something wrong :)


No, they're supposed to be better at portraying sex in pornos.  The actual sex that porn stars engage in during most pornos is uncomfortable and unsatisfying.
 
2013-06-12 11:33:30 PM
DAT ASS.
 
2013-06-12 11:44:03 PM
I wouldn't f♥ck Kim Kardashian even if it meant saving the entire world. I'd let it die.
 
2013-06-13 12:12:45 AM
Why does she think anybody cares about a 34-year-old porno actress making a porno parody of a porno?

And why is she bein proven right?

/I said 'porno' three times
//I really like porno
 
2013-06-13 12:19:51 AM

PsyLord: Who did they get to play Khloe? Chyna?

A lady by the name of Allison Moore:
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and Veronica Avluv will play Kris Jenner
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-13 01:24:54 AM

meanmutton: I'm asking because I honestly don't know -- what was the family famous for before the sex tape? Her step-father is Bruce Jenner and he's certainly famous but I always thought that the Kardashian name is famous BECAUSE OF the sex tape.


Their father, the late Robert Kardashian, was one of OJ's super attorneys.

The girls were socialites (like Paris) before the sex tape and reality show and other nonsense.


/I'm hoping Paulina Gretzky is next
 
2013-06-13 07:45:07 AM
Because having sex and then beating off your own meat at the end is great sex.
 
2013-06-13 08:39:49 AM

farkeruk: Because having sex and then beating off your own meat at the end is great sex.


Doesn't matter had sex.

Sure, the pull-out and facial pop shot is largely an invented necessity for the visual medium of pornography... but it can also be a lot of real fun.
 
2013-06-13 09:19:41 AM

ten foiled hats: sucking.  Or not.  Pentagon.)


LOL... +1 interwebs for you!
 
2013-06-13 12:21:14 PM
The pro-porn version of my sex tape wasn't a parody; it was an homage.

/my story
//sticking to it
///wait, that came out wrong
////dammit, so did that
 
2013-06-13 06:00:44 PM

poot_rootbeer: farkeruk: Because having sex and then beating off your own meat at the end is great sex.

Doesn't matter had sex.

Sure, the pull-out and facial pop shot is largely an invented necessity for the visual medium of pornography... but it can also be a lot of real fun.


it makes no sense to me.
 
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