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(Daily Mail)   Go medieval on breast enhancement (Not safe for work)   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, cup sizes, boobs, surgery  
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2013-06-12 03:23:45 PM  
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Are you tired of your young perky breasts? Does the thought of waiting a lifetime for them to droop like soggy cabbages get you down? Call now to order the Sag-o-tron 5000, only three easy payments of $99.95!
2013-06-12 03:20:01 PM  
5 votes:
So it stretches the skin out?

Yeah I don't think you've though this egg on a nail all the way through
2013-06-12 03:29:17 PM  
3 votes:
I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.
2013-06-12 02:48:08 PM  
3 votes:
FTFA:  The machine is a suction pump device which claims to improve the elasticity of skin tissue and shape and firm the breast.

Well, it certainly does suck...
2013-06-12 04:29:43 PM  
2 votes:
As disappointing as the pictures in the article are, much more so is the complete lack of tit pics in this thread.

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2013-06-12 03:32:20 PM  
2 votes:
Honest question, we can show the whole breast - something only women have- but we have to cover the nipple with all placental mammals have, what is so special about the nipple.  I mean I get the whole obsession with breast but somehow the nipple is the naughty part
2013-06-13 12:30:42 AM  
1 vote:
Grandma was there ahead of you....
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2013-06-12 05:07:21 PM  
1 vote:
All right, I know Renaissance  ≠ Medieval, but...

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2013-06-12 04:16:26 PM  
1 vote:
sad... mournful tits
2013-06-12 04:00:38 PM  
1 vote:
Can we please just... stop... mangling... the boobies?


They're fine... Just the way they are.
2013-06-12 03:47:52 PM  
1 vote:
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Go medieval? OK. Seriously, I'm restraining myself big-time here.
2013-06-12 03:46:20 PM  
1 vote:

sugarhi: Magnus: WTF Indeed: sugarhi: People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/


SUGARHI SAID!......oh never mind.  You're a pretty princess.  Not worth it.

You're right, WTF Indeed is in fact a pretty princess. Sorry for the confusion!

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2013-06-12 03:45:04 PM  
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2013-06-12 03:44:37 PM  
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This is the renaissance we're talking about.  If you aren't happy about your boobies, smoosh 'em together until you are.
2013-06-12 03:36:23 PM  
1 vote:
soooooo....  stretching skin = firmer breasts??

I'm not following the logic here.
2013-06-12 03:30:02 PM  
1 vote:
1) how can you stretch and firm at the same time?
2) Won't this do no more than create a lot of saggy skin around the same small pocket of breast tissue?
2013-06-12 03:29:54 PM  
1 vote:
I couldn't tell any difference between the before and after.

Also, those are some seriously lopsided titties.
2013-06-12 03:26:44 PM  
1 vote:
People can so easily ignore common sense when they really want something to be true :/
2013-06-12 03:24:47 PM  
1 vote:

IdBeCrazyIf: So it stretches the skin out?

Yeah I don't think you've though this egg on a nail all the way through

Came to say this...

So you're stretching out the skin...making boobs saggy is not the kind of "bigger boobs" I'm imagining most women were talking about.
2013-06-12 03:24:03 PM  
1 vote:
What is she hoping would happen with those breasts? They're done, like the rest of her.
2013-06-12 03:23:17 PM  
1 vote:
Those are the ugliest nipples I believe I have ever seen.
2013-06-12 03:23:05 PM  
1 vote:
Could Mrs. Henry get similar results with our shop-vac and a couple of plastic bowls?
Pass the duct-tape - I'm reverse-engineering this SOB!
2013-06-12 03:22:18 PM  
1 vote:
That woman's face is like a catcher's mitt.
2013-06-12 03:21:31 PM  
1 vote:
That's not my bag, baby.
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