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(Daily Mail)   Go medieval on breast enhancement (Not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 127
    More: Spiffy, cup sizes, boobs, surgery  
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35837 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jun 2013 at 3:18 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-12 06:25:19 PM  
Awesome someone reinvented a cow milker.

www.familymilkcow.com
 
2013-06-12 06:27:17 PM  
I'll, uh, check back on this thread later ... like at home.
 
2013-06-12 06:37:14 PM  

Amusement: Awesome someone reinvented a cow milker.

[www.familymilkcow.com image 240x175]


Did you get your mom's permission to post her picture?


/I keed
 
2013-06-12 06:37:29 PM  
My codpiece did not budge.
 
2013-06-12 06:38:42 PM  

RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.


Came to say this. Happy I am not the only one.
 
2013-06-12 06:40:08 PM  

Carousel Beast: 1) how can you stretch and firm at the same time?
2) Won't this do no more than create a lot of saggy skin around the same small pocket of breast tissue?


People go to plastic surgeons just to get their breasts lifted - no implant, they just remove some extra skin, move the nipple up, and rearrange the issue inside - so I think it's pretty funny anyone would think that this was an awesome thing to do.
 
2013-06-12 06:41:39 PM  
Did she accidentally stick it on her face beforehand?
 
2013-06-12 06:54:22 PM  

indarwinsshadow:


Maybe she likes boobs and not girls.

/Bet she make him shave em once a month.
 
2013-06-12 06:55:41 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: Are you tired of your young perky breasts? Does the thought of waiting a lifetime for them to droop like soggy cabbages get you down? Call now to order the Sag-o-tron 5000, only three easy payments of $99.95!


Holy shiat that was funny,,,,
 
2013-06-12 06:56:46 PM  
Oh look. A stupid Daily Mail link.
 
2013-06-12 06:58:57 PM  

5monkeys: RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.

Came to say this. Happy I am not the only one.


I saw a slight improvement. If by improvement you mean they looked more like rocks in socks taped to her chest.
 
2013-06-12 07:14:33 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Her face in the first picture reminds me those tiny face Romney pictures.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 733x525]


I never would have thought I'd see a tiny face Romney in this thread and, yet, there he is.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. You have made my evening.
 
2013-06-12 07:46:37 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: As disappointing as the pictures in the article are, much more so is the complete lack of tit pics in this thread.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x750]


I know! It is a total travesty that more haven't been posted! Here's one more to prime the thread:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-06-12 08:14:15 PM  
Maybe it was the M-word, but I read the article with the strains of Carmina Burana running through my head.
 
2013-06-12 08:46:25 PM  

itsaidwhat: I'm pretty sure I saw that contraption on a dining table at Wendy's restaurant 40 years ago.

"Please be honest, it's for posterity"


I had almost completely forgot about those tables at Wendy's. Used to have lunch there in college and would eat and read the old-timey ads.
 
2013-06-12 09:12:01 PM  

uber humper: indarwinsshadow: [weknowmemes.com image 493x702]

Almost as good:

[i112.photobucket.com image 480x720]
/my favorite of all (including olde) times


Gawd that's hot.
 
2013-06-12 09:29:47 PM  

5monkeys: RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.

Came to say this. Happy I am not the only one.


Honestly, if anything, I though the before actually looked a bit better.
 
2013-06-12 09:42:31 PM  
That's one thing I've wondered about. You go to a Renaissance Fair, and you see brinksmanship that would be illegal almost anywhere else. (I'm OK with that, the brinksmanship part, just to be clear on the matter).

I honestly wonder, what is it that prompts women go around nearly topless at Ren Fairs? It's not like they do it other places (usually).  Are there any Farkettes who could enlighten us?
 
2013-06-12 10:13:37 PM  
Forget the boobs. She needs an eye enlargement. If her eye sockets were any smaller, she'd be able to watch a Solar eclipse without an eclipse viewer box.
 
2013-06-12 10:22:30 PM  

RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.


THIS
 
2013-06-12 10:52:42 PM  
Isn't a penis pump supposed to actually work if you use it some stupid amount (multiple times a day)? I thought that was the only non-surgical "enhancement" thing that did some sort of increase.

I'll just stick to wearing 12 condoms and hoping she doesn't notice.
 
2013-06-13 12:08:32 AM  
Looks like something that Mahoro from Mahoromatic has tried.

Funny episode:

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-13 12:30:42 AM  
Grandma was there ahead of you....
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-13 12:36:36 AM  

blatz514: Mambo Bananapatch: As disappointing as the pictures in the article are, much more so is the complete lack of tit pics in this thread.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x750]

Perhaps you need to visit this thread


Yes. Yes I did. That's...yes.  Thank you.
 
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2013-06-13 02:07:02 AM  
Nicole: 'I¿ve had three treatments so far and think my breasts look fuller and feel firmer'

But how do they taste?
 
2013-06-13 06:20:03 AM  

fireclown: [doublemindedman.files.wordpress.com image 397x493]
This is the renaissance we're talking about.  If you aren't happy about your boobies, smoosh 'em together until you are.


I don't know about you, but I have a sudden urge to listen to Slayer.

/you know, like God does.
 
2013-06-13 08:30:44 PM  

Thudfark: That's just as dumb as tying weights to your dick.


Weights work. Well, they don't if you're trying to get extra length, but they do dampen sensitivity and let you last longer, and generally the effort of holding them up also strengthens the kegels, allowing you to last-minute clench to halt an orgasm.

/Nerve damage keeps the premature ejaculations away!
 
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