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2013-06-12 03:54:01 PM  

airsupport: 1.  Girl is ugly
2.  Girl is gullible
3.  Girl's breasts are unchanged after snake oil treatment


I missed the part where the breasts got oiled.  A grievous oversight.
 
2013-06-12 03:55:38 PM  
It's taken me awhile, but I have finally learned to NOT click on any UK link.
 
2013-06-12 04:00:13 PM  
It always amazes me how easy it is to trick retards into giving away their money.
 
2013-06-12 04:00:38 PM  
Can we please just... stop... mangling... the boobies?

Please?

They're fine... Just the way they are.
 
2013-06-12 04:01:04 PM  
Lady, if your nipples are like gigantic wax pancakes there ain't NOTHING that will make them work again.
 
2013-06-12 04:01:28 PM  

RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.


Uh, try putting your face CLOSER to the screen when viewing the AFTER photo.
 
2013-06-12 04:04:31 PM  
That before and after image really didnt do anything for my penis
 
2013-06-12 04:07:23 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: It always amazes me how easy it is to trick retards into giving away their money.


www.thescrib.com
 
2013-06-12 04:10:13 PM  

Incetardis: Ah, Daily Mail, where English women have faces like rubber boots that were set ablaze and then put out with chains.


I don't know why that made me laugh like I did....
 
2013-06-12 04:14:24 PM  
Um yeah, you too can have your sweet looking perkies goto dead granny tits in just 12 sessions.

ladies please dont do this, and stop tattooing your tits too.
it just distracts from their natural beauty.
 
2013-06-12 04:16:03 PM  

itsaidwhat: RickN99: I just don't see any difference in the before and after pics.

Uh, try putting your face CLOSER to the screen when viewing the AFTER photo.


o.onionstatic.com
 
2013-06-12 04:16:26 PM  
sad... mournful tits
 
2013-06-12 04:24:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-12 04:29:12 PM  
I thought they might say it was this:

upload.wikimedia.org

Ouch,
 
2013-06-12 04:29:43 PM  
As disappointing as the pictures in the article are, much more so is the complete lack of tit pics in this thread.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-12 04:30:24 PM  
Nothing worse than a fat chick with small tits.
 
2013-06-12 04:31:49 PM  
Her face in the first picture reminds me those tiny face Romney pictures.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-12 04:36:16 PM  

vbob: [www.theblindcard.com image 450x336]

Go medieval? OK. Seriously, I'm restraining myself big-time here.


yes, please.
 
2013-06-12 04:36:41 PM  

oldfarthenry: Could Mrs. Henry get similar results with our shop-vac and a couple of plastic bowls?
Pass the duct-tape - I'm reverse-engineering this SOB!


Knows a little something about plastic bowls and duct tape:
i17.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-12 04:38:10 PM  
Wonderlift's founder Sajida Rashid says: 'The way we work isconsumer led. I ask my clients what they're looking for and we deliver it.

Because that's the best way to formulate useless pseudo-scientific quasi-medical procedures.

Oh, wait...it is.
 
2013-06-12 04:43:10 PM  

plausdeny: airsupport: 1.  Girl is ugly
2.  Girl is gullible
3.  Girl's breasts are unchanged after snake oil treatment

I missed the part where the breasts got oiled.  A grievous oversight.


Oiling up those dugs greatly resembles milking a cow.
 
2013-06-12 04:44:43 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
/approves
 
2013-06-12 04:45:28 PM  
Saw a documentary on women wanting bigger boobs. I'd rather have not, to be honest. This one dimwit tried suction therapy for months before reluctantly admitting it didn't do anything. And by reluctantly, I mean she wouldn't have stopped if some doctor hadn't told her she would soon have irreparable tissue damage, if she didn't already. Her boobs would swell, then settle after a day or so. Maybe next time it'll hold she kept saying. I get people being self conscious and wanting to "improve", but really? Suck my tits 3 times a week with a pump. That's just as dumb as tying weights to your dick.
 
2013-06-12 04:45:57 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

Approves.
 
2013-06-12 04:48:53 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: As disappointing as the pictures in the article are, much more so is the complete lack of tit pics in this thread.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x750]


Perhaps you need to visit this thread
 
2013-06-12 04:50:13 PM  
Unless you work for some religious outift, that's pretty safe for work.
 
2013-06-12 04:52:15 PM  

Lollipop165: I thought they might say it was this:

Ouch,


That's used on the bottom half
 
2013-06-12 04:53:40 PM  

wombatsrus: [farm1.static.flickr.com image 372x500]

Approves.


Jeeze, dude.   Those tits look like a road map of Stockholm.
 
2013-06-12 04:54:56 PM  
Jesus, did she use it on her face?
 
2013-06-12 05:03:09 PM  
Just eat more ice cream
 
2013-06-12 05:07:21 PM  
All right, I know Renaissance  ≠ Medieval, but...

www.thriftydrifter.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

cdn2.holytaco.com
images.tribe.net

travelandleisurenews.com

farm5.staticflickr.com

farm4.staticflickr.com

images.fineartamerica.com

crazybee.net
 
2013-06-12 05:07:57 PM  

CrazyCracka420: IdBeCrazyIf: So it stretches the skin out?

Yeah I don't think you've though this egg on a nail all the way through

Came to say this...

So you're stretching out the skin...making boobs saggy is not the kind of "bigger boobs" I'm imagining most women were talking about.


National Geographic be knockin' down yo door wif dat
 
2013-06-12 05:10:04 PM  

Thudfark: Saw a documentary on women wanting bigger boobs. I'd rather have not, to be honest. This one dimwit tried suction therapy for months before reluctantly admitting it didn't do anything. And by reluctantly, I mean she wouldn't have stopped if some doctor hadn't told her she would soon have irreparable tissue damage, if she didn't already. Her boobs would swell, then settle after a day or so. Maybe next time it'll hold she kept saying. I get people being self conscious and wanting to "improve", but really? Suck my tits 3 times a week with a pump. That's just as dumb as tying weights to your dick.


I could have sucked her tits three times a week for free and with better health benefits.
 
2013-06-12 05:19:02 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-06-12 05:25:36 PM  

indarwinsshadow: [weknowmemes.com image 493x702]


Jesus.  I would jump off a cliff if I had moobs like that.
 
2013-06-12 05:28:16 PM  

indarwinsshadow: [weknowmemes.com image 493x702]


That is farking vile!  How do people let themselves get like that!?
 
2013-06-12 05:35:42 PM  

indarwinsshadow: [weknowmemes.com image 493x702]


Almost as good:

i112.photobucket.com
/my favorite of all (including olde) times
 
2013-06-12 05:37:28 PM  

uber humper: indarwinsshadow: [weknowmemes.com image 493x702]

Almost as good:

[i112.photobucket.com image 480x720]
/my favorite of all (including olde) times


Why is that hero there hugging a troll? Doesn't he know it's trying to eat him?
 
2013-06-12 05:37:39 PM  
Poor Bewbs

media.screened.com

/screamin' hot
 
2013-06-12 05:38:30 PM  

Parthenogenetic: All right, I know Renaissance  ≠ Medieval, but...

[www.thriftydrifter.com image 460x613]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

[cdn2.holytaco.com image 315x400]
[images.tribe.net image 640x480]

[travelandleisurenews.com image 650x436]

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 428x640]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x428]

[images.fineartamerica.com image 850x568]

[crazybee.net image 444x665]


More of this, less of "whales of middle earth, vol. 1."
 
2013-06-12 05:38:58 PM  
Thudfark:  That's just as dumb as tying weights to your dick.

Wait... WTF are you saying???11!!?
 
2013-06-12 05:40:03 PM  

wombatsrus: farm1.static.flickr.com

Approves.




THOSE are huge/nice/magnificent tracks of land.
 
2013-06-12 05:40:19 PM  

Jument: Thudfark:  That's just as dumb as tying weights to your dick.

Wait... WTF are you saying???11!!?


i1-news.softpedia-static.com
 
2013-06-12 05:40:23 PM  
wow just wow,

modified wooden toilet paper holder wow.....
 
2013-06-12 05:44:19 PM  
If they are trying to imply that stretching the skin will make your boobies bigger, they are so completely full of crap, I can't even believe they are calling themselves doctors.

It will do nothing but make your boobies more flabby, unless you pack them with something.  It's what's inside that makes the size and shape.  Not the skin.

Idiots.
 
2013-06-12 05:51:45 PM  
As far as I know, the only way to naturally do it, would be to increase blood flow and cause a reaction where the tissue produces more cells.
 
2013-06-12 06:04:06 PM  

imfallen_angel: As far as I know, the only way to naturally do it, would be to increase blood flow and cause a reaction where the tissue produces more cells.


Like by poking a lot of holes in/though the breast.

Now, that would really be medieval.
 
2013-06-12 06:08:05 PM  
Parthenogenetic: All right, I know Renaissance  ≠ Medieval, but...

In Sarsin's Past:
Friends: You're working at Ren Faire? You are such a homo.
Me: You guys have no idea what you're missing.
 
2013-06-12 06:11:18 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: So it stretches the skin out?

Yeah I don't think you've though this egg on a nail all the way through


What?
 
2013-06-12 06:13:49 PM  
Oh God, why in the world did I read that as "breakfast enhancement"?
 
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